Sirius is suspicious. Remus is shocked. James and Amelia still doubt Lily. Lily already has plans for getting Sirius and Remus together.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I still haven't received a letter saying that from now on I own Harry Potter. So… Still not owning Harry Potter.
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Sirius . James . Remus . Lily . Amelia
"Remus"
"Yeeeeeesssss?"
"Are you angry with me?"
"Yeeeeeesssssss."
"Why?"
"Because you asked me if I loved Sirius."
"And…"
"And? Lily, I AM NOT GAY. Get it?"
"But it looked like you loved Sirius…"
"Not going to respond to that."
"Remmy?"
"Yes?"
"You love me?"
"What?!? Why the hell would you think that? ………….. AMELIAAA!!!"
"Me."
"What the hell are you telling Sirius."
"The truth?"
"What truth?"
"You loving him?"
"Me loving him? WHAT THE FUCK???!!!! I AM NOT GAY!!! I DON'T FREAKING LOVE SIRIUS!!!!"
"You're blushing, Moony?"
"FROM ANGER!!"
"Or maybe embarrassment…"
"Embarrassment?"
"Yes."
"Because we discovered your dirty secret."
"Dirty secret, hein? You're kidding right? You don't really think I love Sirius, do you?"
"…"
"…"
"Please tell me you don't really believe in that…"
"…"
"…"
"Please?"
"You love Sirius."
"I DO NOT!"
"Yes you do!"
"I'M NOT FREAKING GAY!!"
"Sure, Remus. Don't worry we won't tell anybody."
"I DON'T LOVE SIRIUS!!"
"Jeez, Remus. Stop screaming."
"You and Sirius are PERFECT for each other."
"I think I'm going to murder someone."
"Don't do that."
"Because then Sirius won't love you because you're a murderer."
"I will not answer that."
"So you do love him."
"I DO NOT!"
"Remus, you're in denying."
"I AM NOT!"
"See? He's denying."
"AARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
"Don't worry, you're secret is safe with us."
"Safe? A secret? With you two? HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!!!"
"He is making fun of us Lily."
"And now he is really laughing out loud."
"What the hell did you do to Moony?"
"Oooooh. Sirius is worried about Remus."
"Of course I am… He is my best friend and he is nearly dyeing of laughter in the floor."
"Just because we said that secrets are safe with us."
"Secrets safe with you? HAHHAHHHAHAHHHAHHA!"
"Now we have two making fun of us."
"And two rolling on the floor laughing."
"What the hell did you two do to them?"
"Oh hi Jamesie!"
"We said that secrets we're safe with us."
"…"
"Now we have three making fun of us."
"And laughing on the floor."
"Do we keep secrets that badly?"
"I guess… Well, they are laughing because of that, aren't them?"
"Yeah…"
"Do you think we should help them?"
"No. Let them laugh."
"As you say Mistress Amelia."
"Lily."
"Okay sorry sorry."
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