Yeah, what now suckahs? xD Another chappie in 'IOTFM!'
Yuki: that sounds like a radio station...
Shush, you don't know that! .
Yuki: *anime sweatdrop* It's pretty obvious...
ANYWAY! Hope you enjoy~ hopefuly this will be the last boring filler chappie before we get to zeh ACTION! THE ADVENTURE! ZHA ROMANCE! and best of all... teehee, fail comedy x3
Yuki: Oh, my dear friend Haxutani doesn't own Legend of Zelda. If she did, then Dark Link would've lived and not have been destroyed in the Water Temple so he could skip with... 'pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows'. Don't ask me, she thought it o.o' READY SET GO!
Was it really possible? Me... blushing? !
Maybe it was only out of embarrassment and stuff like that, like when some girl sees the star quarterback and he winks at her. Yeah, that's what it was. It had to be. It couldn't have been Link's charming smile and his- STOP IT. STOP IT NOW, BRAIN!
As Link and I walked into Ordon, I actually visibly relaxed... It was just so calming here, it seemed like the forest back home. The fact that Link's house was made out of a tree made me smile: more nature lover than some prissy town person that couldn't go a day without their fancy robes.
"Go on inside, Zelda's in there also," Link assured, helping me climb up the ladder.
Yay, a ladder! Now I can jump down from the little platform that was made for the door to be able to be there! What now, stairs?
"Alrighty," I paused, then thought over what I would say next. "What're you about to do anyway?"
"Oh, just about to say hello to everyone is all, avoid Ilia at all costs... but other then that, just relax a bit," Link smiled, opening the door to his house.
"So, if you're going to relax... why do Zelda and I have to stay indoors...?" I questioned, raising an eyebrow as his gestures as we saw Zelda cooking something over the fire of a pot that hung like a suspended hog.
Link smiled nervously and chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. "Umm... food?"
I glared and jumped down from the platform, crossing my arms and giving him my 'tell me the truth or I'll kick you again' look. "Lies."
Link sighed and gave me an apologetic look. "Everyone's going to think it's weird that I came back with the princess and some girl that just happened to be at the Arbiter's Grounds..."
So he was slightly embarrassed that he could be seen as a pimp. I laughed at the thought. He seemed waaaay too innocent to be a pimp!
"Link... would they really care about us being in the village with you?" I questioned, casting him a doubtful look.
"Well... Ilia-"
I stopped him short right there. "Ilia, Ilia, Ilia! You speak of her as if she's your mother! Ilia can go and fuck herself with a pumpkin for all I care! You shouldn't care what she thinks!" I ranted.
I knew I was being all bitchy but he had to hear the truth. Ilia. is. just. a. bi-
"And who do you think you are?" I heard a voice behind me call out.
I turned around. A girl with blonde hair and green eyes glared right at me, standing with her hands on her hips. Speak of the devil, and he- uhh she, will find you. I only smiled at her sweetly.
"I think I'm Kira," I answered in a polite tone, practically mocking her.
I heard Zelda walk towards the doorway and watch us with curious eyes. Ilia saw her and gasped softly in shock, noticing that Zelda was wearing normal clothes instead of her dress. Although she was in a dress much like Ilia's, the daughter of Mayor Bo still bowed in respect.
"P-princess!" Ilia stuttered, a minuet blush appearing on her face. "I-I didn't know that you were here!"
No shiz, sherlock... you got here like 5 seconds ago. I mentally rolled my eyes and looked at Zelda, who only stared at Ilia in confusion.
"And who are you to think that you can speak to my advisor in such a manner?" Zelda fibbed, the obvious look of nervousness in her eyes.
I guess she was practicing her lying skills while I was thinking. I got to say... she almost made me believe her!
"Y-your advisor?" Ilia questioned, looking at me like she wanted to apologize ten times then punch me in the face for not telling her sooner.
I wanted to punch her. I wanted to kick her. I wanted to punch and kick her while she was tied to a stake. But I couldn't. So I did the nice thing; I smiled.
"Yes, Kira is my advisor. Now I believe you owe her an apology...," Zelda pointed out, slightly glaring at Ilia.
Link looked like he wanted to tell the truth, but I gave him a pleading look that begged him not to do so. For me and for Ilia's soon-to-be mauled body. So he resorted to the next best thing, trying to stop the apocolyptic fight that was about to commence.
"Kira didn't tell Ilia that she was your advisor because Kira didn't have the chance to, your highness," Link admitted in a serious tone, bowing in respect to the princess he knew for basically only a day.
Hell, they could be good actors the way they were talking. I felt Ilia's stare and looked her dead in the eye.
"Why is she dressed like some... thing?" Ilia questioned, tilting her head to the side at my clothes.
How DARE she make my clothes seem like rags and goatpoopie? I had lost my cool, and was now beginning my torment on her like how a tiger stalks its prey.
"I know that I'm sounding like a total priss at the moment, but these things were passed down by many of my ancestors, Ilia," I hissed and spat her name like it was trash.
She only blinked. No hostile remark, no glare. She. only. blinked.
"Oh. I didn't realize it, they just seem so new, and so... foreign," Ilia commented, mesmerized by my clothing.
I only gave her the most bored, blasé, 'are you on something because that was pretty obvious' look that I could muster. THANK YOU CAPTINA OBVIOUS!
"Anyway, Ilia. I need you to make sure the little ones don't try and stalk me, please," Link smiled, climbing down the ladder and heading towards his beautiful chestnut mare.
Link petted her with great care, and the horse nuzzled him affectionatly. It was so cute watching the fated pair like that! I wondered for only a second... Where could I find a horse like Epona?
"Well, how come?" Ilia asked, genuinly confused.
Link kept his gaze adverted from Ilia's as best as he could. He took a deep breath and uttered, "I'm going to take Kira home."
Ilia glared slightly at me, probably thinking 'He just got back and because of YOU, he's leaving AGAIN?' ... what a possesive little b-
"I understand. More monsters must be running about then if the princess and her advisor are in our presence," Ilia hinted the word 'advisor' with malice.
Awww~ she hates me! How cute~!
"Thanks, Ilia," Link smiled, walking away from Epona and giving Ilia a hug.
Ilia only blushed slightly and hugged him back, giving me a 'he's mine' look over his shoulder, although he couldn't see it. I only stuck my tongue out at her and winked as Link released her from the hug.
"We're leaving in a couple of days, alright?" Link smiled at me.
"Alright," I stated, climbing up the ladder and entering Link's homey... uhh, home.
But what I really thought was, 'What if we don't leave in time?'
Sleeping on the floor isn't exactly what prisses would think about doing, but Zelda and I, who were becoming closer and closer as friends with each passing second, thought of it as a new experiance.
I found out that at a young age that her father had died, and when she was 14 she was to take the throne. She found out a lot about me that I couldn't help but share... well, besides the mysterious killer that wants the Silver Wind.
Yeah, I had to avoid that as much as possible, but I think she knew I was hiding something. Link only ignored our girl talk and spent the day healing up Epona. In retrospec... that was like enduring our girl talk...
Well, I found out one thing: Link wouldn't let us sleep on the floor.
Zelda desperatly wanted to sleep on the floor and she didn't want Link to sleep on the wooden floor, so now here we are... Link and I... in the same bed. Not to mention... he's shirtless and I'm sleeping in one of those Ordon dresses, except it was like cream colored instead of white. I tried to hide the crimson blush that was on my face as I faced away from Link.
He has this effect on me that just makes the blood rush into my face everytime I look at him... I shook my head furiously, scratching my tiger ears irritably. Get it together, Kira! He's just taking you home, that's all! Now get his hot, smexy, shirtless, blonde-haired, blue-eyed self out of your-
"I got it, I got it!" I thought angrily, biting my bottom lip until it bled.
Though... in my heart, all I could do is argue with what I thought. Ugh, what was wrong with me? I'm used to not showing emotions and not give away any information even under the greastest means of torture! If I was like this... then why does Link affect me like this?
I pulled the cover over my shoulders in frustration and fell into a stressful siesta.
Accomplishment, suckahs! Yeah I likey this chapter, really shows the emotions that Kira is beginning to have for Linky Boy. And yeah... I don't like Ilia. At all. She is so mean to Link because of Epona's injury at the beginning! Anyway, before I bash some more on Ilia... Review~ (I also accept flames. BUT if they burn down Ordon Village, then YOU will be the one to blame, not moi~!) Buh Bye for now, lovelies~ ^ ^
Yuki: 'It Only Took Five Minutes' is copyright 2011 by 'Haxutani' on FF and 'MelodySonatagirl' on Quizilla. (Yes, they're the same people ^ ^)
Going to try and update AT LEAST every week. If I don't update, then I either forgot or still trying to write the next chappie. FORGIVE ME FOR ANY TYPOS!
-Haxutani and Yuki!
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