In a dark room, a small pair of glowing eyes was revealed, followed by a deep laugh.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP FREDDY!" The animatronic bear jumped as he used his glowing eyes to reveal a human looking girl. A mangled mess of a pink and white fox swung down from the ceiling.

"Uh….Who's this? She never worked in the pizzeria!"

"OF COURSE I DIDN'T WORK IN THE FREAKING PIZZERIA BECAUSE I'M A BLOODY KID THAT DIED FROM A SLENDERMAN ENDOSKELETON AND AM RESURRECTED INTO IT AS A SCRAP PIECE OF METAL! NOT TO MENTION THAT THE STIFF HEARTED GOVERNMENT SHIT BAGS JUST LOCKED ME UP IN A CREEPY ABANDONED HIDEOUT FOR MORE THAN THIRTY YEARS IN THE COLD DARKNESS WITH NOTHING BUT LONELINESS IN A SMALL ROOM FILLED WITH METAL BITS THAT KEPT POKING ME, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T FEEL IT!"

"WILL YOU STOP YELLING NONSENSE AT ME!?" Freddy screamed.

"FUCK YOU FAZBEAR!"

"I LIKE TACOS!" Mangle shrieked.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" A new voice screamed. "CAN'T A GOLDEN VERSION OF FREDDY GET SOME SLEEP IN THIS GOD DAMN PLACE!?"

XXXXXX

''Aw come on!'' Stan said annoyed. He had just finished gym class alongside his friends when mailman Butters pop up out of nowhere.

''Howdy fellas, your sweethearts asked me to-'' Butters began only for Stan to snatch the letters out of his hand.

''We get it Butters!'' He said annoyed, he was too exhausted from gym class for this.

Concerned Douchebag patted him on the shoulder. ''Dude, you ok?'' He asked worried.

Stan sighed. ''I just … I just wish I knew when the girls were going to give me my makeover! I want to feel pretty again …'' He said just as the gym went quiet so that everyone heard him.

''Wha … What did Stan just say?'' Clyde asked confused as the others just shrugged.

XXXXXX

''The 554th meeting of the girls is hereby called to order! Sparkle! Sparkle!'' Wendy said as she hit her gravel.

''Sunshine.'' All of the girls chorus.

Stan and Douchebag just stood in the centre of the girls club, looking very tired and even more confused. That's when it hit them, Lola wasn't present.

''Sunshine, sparkle, chairwoman Wendy Testaburger has the floor.'' Jenny said as Wendy stood up.

''Stan, new kid, once again we face a terrible crisis and we believe that only you are honouree members can save us.'' Wendy said in a serious voice as Stan looked on worried for his girlfriend.

''As you know, thanks to you two, two weeks ago, Lola had a date for the dance namely Kevin Stoley.''

Wendy said as the boys raised concerned eyebrows at each other.

''Right …'' Stan said confused as Wendy continued.

''At first Lola seemed happy with Kevin, however after this last week we namely the girls club have decided enough is enough!'' She said smashing her fist against the table.

''Huh?'' Douchebag asks confused. ''Why?''

''SHE WON'T SHUT UP!'' Wendy screamed.

''DOCTOR WHO THIS! DOCTOR WHO THAT! GAH!'' Bebe shouted pulling at her hair.

''I DON'T CARE IF SABAN BRANDS ARE CHEAP! I DON'T WATCH POWER RANGERS!'' Jenny said angrily.

''IF POWER RANGERS IN JAPAN IS BETTER WHEN WHY DON'T THEY MOVE TO JAPAN!?'' Annie said annoyed.

''SHE'S A FUCKING BRONY TOO! WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THAT SHITTY HIGH SCHOOL MOVIE!'' Snaps Sally Turner.

''I'M SICK OF SEEING HER YOAI FAN ART! SHE DREW ONE OF KYLE AND BLUECAP YESTERDAY!'' Heidi said smashing her chair against the wall.

''Actually I'm cool with that.'' Bebe said with a smile, calming herself.

''Yeah me too especially after she drew this one of Stan and Douchebag.'' Red says as she holds it up and the boys freak out.

Stan vomits on the floor so Annie quickly grabs the drawing off Red and sets it on fire with a lighter.

''Ah Annie … I wanted to stick that in my scrap book … big meanie ….'' Red said pouting.

Stan quickly composed himself and wiping the vomit off his mouth confronted his girlfriend.

''Wendy, I get it now, you want us two to break them up.''

Wendy nodded with a smile but Stan didn't.

''And the answer is no! I refuse to put Kevin through the same pain you put me through when you cheated on me with Token!'' Stan snapped at her as the girls looked on speechless.

''Holy shit! Stan's finally grew a pair!'' Sally Turner said with a chuckle.

Wendy look away from Stan with a tear in her eye.

''Stan … I'm always going to be sorry about that but …. But if I told you Lola suggested I should dump you for Token would that make you change your mind?'' Wendy asked, her voice full of hope.

''NO!'' Stan said stomping his foot down. 'This is wrong and the Wendy I fell in love with would NEVER ASK ME TO DO THIS!'' Stan said as he got angry.

''But she won't shut up!'' Wendy wined.

''Annie I can't believe you'd agree to this!'' Douchebag asked his girlfriend in shock.

''But Douchie …'' Annie said in a whisper.

Stan raised an eyebrow. ''Douchie? She calls you that?'' He said with a giggle as Douchebag blushed.

Wendy then started to cry. ''Does this mean you want to break up with me again Stanykins?'' As Stan ran over to his girlfriend to comfort her.

''No … no way babe, it's just … don't ask me to do this ok. Promise?'' Stan said as he kissed Wendy on the nose who giggled in response.

''Ok I promise.'' Wendy said as she then pulled Stan into a surprise kiss.

Douchebag giggled ''Stanykins?'' He asked and all Stan did was flip him off as he was too busy making out with Wendy. However, this was cut short when the lights went out, plunging everyone into darkness. The silence was broken by the sound of a door creaking open, followed by a glowing pair of eyes accompanied by the toreador march.

"NO!" The lights came back on to reveal Wendy spraying a bear animatronic with water. "BAD FREDDY! BAD! WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT DOING THAT!?"

"I-I'm sorry." Freddy said, sniffling.

"Aw… Come here Freddy." Sally Turner said as she hopped up and hugged the bear's leg. "Who's my favorite homicidal teddy bear?"

"Me?" Freddy responded as he patted her head.

"What….The….Fuck?" Stan said as he and Douchebag looked at the scene in confusion.

"Ooh! Play the song again Freddy!" Emily squeaked, jumping up and down. Freddy started playing the toreador march again as the girls ran around him, playing Ring Around the Rosie.

"I… We… We're just going to leave." Stan said as he and a confused Douchebag started to walk towards the door. Stan froze when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to see a red, animatronic fox and the bunny from the dance.

"Ah… Ladie… Me and Bonnie were wondering if we could come with you…. Please, these girls…"

"They scare us." Bonnie whined,

"They keep drawing yaoi fanart of us!" Foxy spoke. Stan looked behind him to see Chica offering the girls pizza.

"…You both can come live with me if you promise to keep my sister Shelley at bay."

LATER THAT NIGHT:

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"STAN! Tell your robot fox friend to stop running up and down the hall! It's freaking 3AM!" Stan's dad yelled from his room.

"Dad, shut up and go to sleep!" Stan shouted as he turned over.

"It's cozy in here." Bonnie's voice came from Stan's closet. "It reminds me of the supply closet at the pizzeria."