Parody by: Bear-Sama14

Credit To: DashieXP/Dashiegames

Characters: Hidan Zhan (10-dimensional ver. Of Hidan), Naruto Uzumaki

Parody of/Original Piece: Ghetto Drivers Instructor

Naruto sat in the all black truck that he was about to use to get his driver's license, parked in the back of Minato's high school waiting on the driver instructor. He adjusted the mirror a bit, and sucked in a breath, breathing out slowly with his hands now gripping the wheel. "Okay… I'm ready for this…!" Suddenly, the door opened, and a man who looked an awful lot like someone he recognized sat in the front passenger seat next to him with a clipboard and pen. His skin was pale, and his hair was a shiny gray, despite him looking to be around 21, and on his left finger was a large noticeable marriage ring, shining incredibly bright in the sunlight. He seemed finely built, chiseled as well, and wore a completely unbuttoned white collared shirt with a lavender striped tie, black jeans and boots. Naruto blinked. "Uh, how you doing?" He snapped on his seat belt as the guy completely ignored his polite question and sighed. "Alright, John Smith…" Naruto paused for a bit. "Uh, no that's not me, I'm Naruto Uzumaki –"

"OKAY, that's you let's go…!" The man snapped.

Naruto blinked, and turned on the ignition, breathing in and out again. "Ah… kinda nervous…" The dude huffed in amusement. "You should be." He stated simply, laughing a little afterwards. Naruto glanced ahead. "Uh, you want me to just go?" The guy's smile immediately faded as he looked a Naruto with slight annoyance. "Let's go." He repeated. "I mean, how many times I gotta say it, I mean…" he mumbled afterwards. Naruto used one hand and expertly began to pull out. Hidan, the instructor, already held his pen in his hand and examined the way Naruto maneuvered the car, nodding his head a bit. "Alright… alright…"

"Well, you didn't check your rear view; both hands were not on the wheel, uh~ you didn't hit me one of these joints…" Hidan placed an arm behind Naruto's seat as the teen sat there dumbfounded and looked back to demonstrate what he should have done. "And –"Naruto began to try and reason over Hidan's voice. "What? But you told me to just go, you said to just go." Hidan checked the paper. "SHH! I'm tryin' to do my job right now, thank you." Naruto sighed and Hidan pulled at his tie a little bit, glancing back at the seat belt for a split second before looking back to the paper. "You didn't check to see if I had a seatbelt on –you see that? Now we're selfish; now we only care about ourselves, huh?! That's what it is?! We only care about ourselves? Okay; selfish ass motherfucker…!" Naruto glanced back and forth down the road they were driving down and then back at the instructor. "Mark ya ass twice for that –why we stopped?" Naruto blinked, and swallowed a nervous lump down his throat. "There's… there's a stop sign…" Hidan groaned, and tilted his body back into the seat while raising his hand up and then forward to emphasize what he said. "Motherfucker, go." The man rolled his eyes in the process as well. Naruto began to drive on.

"Now we're running stop signs –"

"YOU JUST TOLD ME TO GO –"

"NO, NO, NO, I TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW I SEEN, AND I SEEN YOU!"

Hidan marked him four times. Naruto's eye twitched a bit in disbelief.

~.~.~… 45 minutes of peace…~.~.~

Naruto glanced over at Hidan, whom was doing something on his cell phone, still with his shirt completely unbuttoned and without a seatbelt on. Naruto cleared his throat a bit. Hidan didn't even bother to look up. Naruto hesitantly began to speak. "Uh… 'scuse me sir, would you –could you please put your seatbelt on…?" Hidan looked up as he spoke and stared at him in deadpan. Looking out the window for a second, Hidan replied loudly, "Motherfucker, I'm a grown. Ass. Man... GROWN ASS MAN!" Hidan turned to glare heatedly at Naruto and spat, "LOOK AT YOUR SHIT!" He grabbed Naruto's free hand that had let go of the steering wheel again and slammed it onto the wheel. "YOU DUNNO WHAT TIME IT IS?! TEN AND TWO – MOTHERFUCKER TEN AND TWO! ALRIGHT
?! GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT!" The amount of annoyance Naruto felt couldn't help but show on his face, and he looked back to the road they were on, keeping both his hands on it. Hidan stared at him in deadpan once again, and slowly shook his head. "I should knock some points off for your fucking attitude; look at your fucking face." Hidan took up the clipboard and knocked off three points.

~.~.~… 15 minutes later…~.~.~

"Alright, let's go ahead and kinda move in – is that a cop…?!" Immediately Hidan's hands began fumbling around until he grabbed a firm hold of the seat belt and began yanking it over his chest, plugging it into the holder next to him while Naruto chuckled at his moves. "Oh, so now you put the seatbelt on 'cause the 'Popo's' here, huh?" Naruto grinned, and (loudly) Hidan mocked him. "Oh, he-he-heh, put the seatbelt on now the Popo's here, he-he-heh, that's fun – is that a smile on your face?" Hidan pulled up his clipboard. "Let me mark that off –"

"I GET A MARK FOR THAT?!" Naruto whined as Hidan hastily checked the paper. Waving a hand at the blonde, Hidan snapped, "Yes you do, now pull this bitch…!" Naruto pointed in the direction Hidan pointed. "Right here?" Hidan quickly became aggravated. "RIGHT HERE, I ain't got all fucking day...!" He scrunched up his face in frustration as Naruto began to drive over to where Hidan said to. Suddenly, the car began to tilt to the right, making Hidan fret mainly because of the fact that he happened to be on this side. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Naruto calmly spoke to Hidan. "Oh, that's just a speed bump (Hidan: THAT AIN'T NO SPEED BUMP! WHAT THE HELL –), hold on, let me back out…" Hidan began screaming even louder as the car suddenly began tilting to the left, and then back to the right, then to the back and suddenly sliding down a mountain (they were driving up one in Ongaku's Sakura City) all the while Hidan screamed in Naruto's ear like a banshee. "BITCH WHAT THE HELL WITH THIS FUCKED UP DRIVING SKILLS, NIGGA?! MOTHERFUCKER – THREE CHECKS!"

"But –"

"THREE CHECKS!"

Hidan's super-sonic scream accidentally came on due to how ticked he became in that split second, and big cuts and gashes and bruises appeared on Naruto's face; the window even cracked horribly and lost a few pieces. Hidan's once purplish-pink eyes suddenly glowed a bright red with the demonic looking slit pupil going straight down the middle –black flames even engulfed Hidan and the seat…!

~.~.~… 45 minutes later, once Hidan had cooled off… literally…~.~.~

BRIIING-UH-DING-DING…! BRIIING-UH-DING-DING…! BRIIING-UH-DING-DING…!

Naruto's phone that was hiding in his pocket rang for a short while, showing he had a text. Hidan glanced at it, and then looked at him. "Are you gonna answer your text, er…?" Naruto blinked, and glanced at his phone before looking back to the road. "Oh! Uh, I don't like texting in driving, so…" Hidan's stare hardened immensely. "You don't like texting 'n driving –motherfucker, ANSWER THE DAMN TEXT!" Naruto stuttered a bit. "I-I don't wanna –" Hidan screamed. "ANSWER THE TEXT!" Sighing, Naruto took his phone out of his pocket and turned it on to see who had texted him. It was Ita, asking him to come over later on and train with her and Sugar. Hidan stared, and noticed Ita's number. He actually texting my…?! Suddenly feeling a deep fiery feeling in his veins, Hidan "calmly" looked at Naruto and said. "Okay, okay, so now we texting and driving?" Naruto immediately began to try and defend himself. "You said to answer the text. (Hidan: Uh –no, no, no, you not supposed to –) No, but you said, ANswer," Naruto paused for a second to mock the way Hidan had yelled at him. "the text…!" Naruto made an ugly face by pulling back his lips so that his teeth showed a bit and squinted his eyes, also twisting his hand in a weird way as if to mock one whom was handicapped (A/N: TOTALLY NOT TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THOSE WHO HAVE MORE DIFFICULTY DOING SOME THINGS, I PROMISE YOU! I ONLY DID THIS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING [in my perspective] IN THE VIDEO!) and shaking it around. "… And then I answered the text; you gonna write me up for that?" Hidan nodded his head a bit. "Oh, okay, so now you're mocking me and you're texting and driving –got 'chu, one... two… three…!" Hidan looked up. "Make a left, you already –Ok…" Putting up his phone and wondering if he even has a remote chance of passing the test, Naruto did as instructed, making sure it was on the first time.

~.~.~… 20 minutes after…~.~.~

"Yo, pull up at this house, right here –"

"Wait, what? Who's house is this –"

"Don't worry 'bout it," Hidan unbuckled his seatbelt and rolled down the window as he finished, "Oh, there she go right there…"

"HEY, SAYUKI!" Naruto couldn't help but stare at the girl. "Wow, she's beautiful…" Hidan snapped, "Yeah, she alright," and continued on. "But look; that was FUCKED UP HOW YOU LEFT ME FOR BOBBY! WHAT MAKE IT REAL FUCKED UP IS THAT'S MY COUSIN! YO LITTLE KEEP-IT-IN-THE-FAMILY- ASS HOE! YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK THAT SHIT YOU GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY;" Out of nowhere, Hidan pulled out a turtle neck sweater that what red and white. "A FUCKIN…" He held it up over his chest. "A FUCKIN TURTLE NECK SWEATER?! I LIVE IN FUCKIN NIGHTMARE GRAIL; IT'S HOT AS SHIT THERE!" Hidan threw the item out of the window. "BITCH, TAKE THIS SHIT BACK!" He suddenly grabbed flip-flops that had Legos on it. "LEGO SANDALS? IT WAS ONLY A PHASE, I ONLY LIKED THAT ONE LEGO CHARACTER, YOU STUPID ASS HOE!" Naruto, not ever hearing of 'LEGO' in his whole life put a hand on Hidan's shoulder. "Hold on, hold on…" Naruto began to examine it, and Hidan looked at Naruto's hand, and then stared at him. "GET THE FUCK OFF ME." He snapped. Naruto held up his hands defensively, and Hidan continued screaming at the beautiful seemingly Korean woman dressed in a two piece dress. "YOU STUPID BITCH, A TOY REPLICA OF THE BACK-FROM-THE-FUTURE CAR?! HUH?!" Excited, Naruto suddenly began cheering Hidan on. "Oo~ yeah! Throw it out the window!" Hidan stared at him, though never lowered his voice from his incredibly loud yelling. "… I AIN'T GONNA THROW THIS SHIT OUT THE WINDOW, IT'S A PIECE OF HOTNESS; ARE YOU CRAZY!? " Naruto noticed a man coming out. "There go a man –" Hidan glanced out the window, and suddenly began yanking on his seatbelt again.

"YO, THAT'S HER DADDY,!"

Naruto quickly strapped on his seatbelt and sped off as Hidan continued screaming.

~.~.~… 13 minutes later…~.~.~

"Okay, so take a left right here…"

"Right here?"

"Yep, and roll down your window, thank you…"

Naruto blinked. "But this is a drive through…"

"Sh~ okay, stop right here, stop right here…"

"But this is a drive –"

"Sh!"

Hidan and Naruto were pulled up on the side of a fast-food restaurant called Cindy's by the drive-through ordering station. "Welcome to Cindy's, what do you want today?" A voice emitted from the intercom. "Yes, how you doing, Ma'am? Can I please get…" Hidan quickly scanned the menu. "Can I please get a Blue Lemonade; they're just so juicy…!?" The lady on the intercom then replied, "I'm sorry, can you repeat that, sir?" Hidan, surprisingly, stayed calm this time. "A Blue Lemonade, please, Ma'am." He repeated. "Will that be all today?" the woman asked. "That will be all, thank you so much, Ma'am. They're so juicy, thank you…" Hidan sat back as Naruto slowly drove forward, utterly confused as well as annoyed by Hidan's wild instructions. Naruto shook his head, causing Hidan to look at him again. "This is un…" Naruto was about to say it was unprofessional, the way Hidan had been acting the whole time. Hidan glared a bit. "Are you just mad 'cause I ain't get you one?" Naruto blinked. "I just –" Hidan cut him off short. "So now… Okay, so now we have jealousy?" Hidan marked the paper three times as Naruto heaved a long sigh. "Mark ya ass off for that…!" Hidan mumbled.

~.~.~… 25 minutes later…~.~.~

"Ok, stop at this house right here…" Naruto blinked, glancing over at the large light orange mansion that's front side was styled a bit like the house on the back of an American penny (because he didn't remember the name of it). "Who's house is this?" He asked. Calmly, Hidan answered, "This my boy, Kazu's…" Naruto stiffened a bit. Seriously, where did he remember this man and that name from…?! "Kazu" reminded him of some man he remembered fighting a long while ago, but it's like he can't put the nickname to the person (nor can he even finish the name), and he can't put a name to the face of his driver instructor…! Why did the name and this face seem so very familiar that he felt he just had to remember?! "Kazu?" He uttered aloud. Hidan rolled his eyes, but grinned and flapped a hand at him while unbuckling and opening the door. "Yeah~ you don't know nothin' about that guy…" Naruto blinked, and suddenly realized Hidan was about to leave, though Hidan stopped and raised a hand. "Well, I gotta go handle some business, but 'cha know what? Stay tight…!" Naruto suddenly became outraged. "Wha –STAY TIGHT?! WHAT – NO – HOLD ON, DID I PASS THE TEST?!" Hidan chuckled and looked at Naruto as if he was the dumbest person on earth, his once neon colored eyes going back to its scary demonic look again. "Kid; I'm not a fucking Drivers Instructor, man, look;" Hidan literally tore the tie from off his neck. "It's a fucking cheap-ass zip tie! Man~ stay straight, hammy…!"

"NAW, NAW," Naruto grabbed the clipboard that Hidan had left in the seat, and looked over it, seeing all the checkmarks going down the paper that was actually a BLANK sheet of copy paper. "All these damn checks you put down the paper – did I PASS?! I mean…!" Naruto's hand gestured at the paper continuously, and Hidan only began to laugh at this as he shut the door and walking away with a devilish smirk, calling back to Naruto, "Yeah, you handle that, player –"

"But –"

"Yeah, do yah thing over there, player, keep looking out for that Driver's!" (A/N: In case you didn't realize it, Hidan was referring to a Driver's License) Naruto watched him walk all the way up to the front door of the house that seemed to already be opened, for as he took off his shirt and tossed it onto a nice brown woven table and opened the door; walking right in. Naruto slowly looked ahead, and banged his head on the steering wheel repeatedly. "RUUUGGGHH…! ALL THAT FOR A RIDE?!"

"DAMMIT!"