A Day In the Life of a Death Eater

by aep2398

Have you ever wondered what the Death Eaters are up to on their days off? Well, some play Halo...some find toilet snakes...others, well, you'll just have to read to find out! A/U. Just for fun. Cont. With other Day in life s ...

4. A Day in the Life of The Golden Trio

This is all for fun! I do not really think this is what The Golden Trio does. This is meant to be funny! And, I don't own:

Harry Potter, .

Special thanks, to:

Lilacsarepurple: I replied to your review like, 5 minutes ago! Ha ha. Just, read.

Okay, this is to make up for the last crappy chapter. Takes place in HP's second year:

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Random thoughts, from a random mind:

I was born the same year as Teddy Lupin.

WHY COULDN'T I BEEN IN VICTORIE'S POSITION? STUPID FRENCH VEELA!

Whoo. Who knows, I might see him on the train to Hogwarts this year. Part Tonks AND Lupin, and raised by Andy and Harry?

Sounds too good to be true.

PS, I'm not really. I just needed a random thought, so don't think I'm 11 years old, please (I lexicon-ed his age!).

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The Golden Trio was sitting in the common room. Hermione was reading "Breaking Dawn", a muggle novel, Ron was protecting Harry, and then there was Harry, protecting his cat.

They decided to take a stroll through the halls, Hermione still read her book, Ron still protected Harry.

Then, Justin Finch-Fletchy came up.

"Yo, Heir of Slytherin."

Ron stepped up, "I pity da' fool dat messes with Harry!" He made a gang sign at Justin.

"What?"

"I pity da' fool dat messes with Harry!" He made another gang sign.

"Ron-" started Hermione.

"I pity da' fool dat-" He flashed Hermione another one.

"Shut-"

"I pity-"

"SHUT-"

"I pity-"

"RON!"

"I pity da' fool dat messes with Harry."

"Why did you have to tell him about gangsters, and wrestlers?"

"He wanted to know about muggle stuff," he shrugged.

"Ah, well," she picked up her book, and stomped on it hard, "This is crap, and I've got a headache. What d'you want to do now?"

"I pity da' fool that messes with-"

"See? This is why people make me marry Draco in fanfictions; They perceive you as an idiot."

Harry ignored the last two comments made, "What's the book about?"

"Mary-Sues."

"Mary-sues?" he asked, shuddering. "They're freaky man."

"I know, I'm planning on starting up the AAPOCS.- Authors Against Perfect Original Characters Society."

"You know, I'll actually join that one! Not like the one you start up in two years!"

"Thanks, Harry," she said sarcastically.

"I pity da' fool that-"

"Shut up, Ron."

LOL, that one was a bit better.

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