Welcome Ladies and Germs! chapter 4 here, ive been getting some great feedback so I hope my story just keeps getting better and better. NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW! That's called boy tipping! Ha Ha HA! WRONG MOVIE!
6 months since the Dark Outcasts went their own ways to train.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Kai yelled. "We're headed for the west, we're headed for the east, we're gona live our dreams cuzz were wild and free. We're headed for the west, we're headed for the east, we're gona live our dreams cuzz we're wild and free." Kai was playing with a band in the middle of Suna. Over the past 6 months Kai had studied all he can on genjutsu making seals. He even added some seals to the instruments he plays.
5 minutes later... "ZZZZT Come in ZZZZT Kai. Is this ZZZZT Thing working? Hello Hello? Okay now its working. COME IN KAI!" Came a voice from the communication crystal. "Hellllllooooo." Kensu said. "Kai is that you? OR is it Kensu!?" Came the voice. "I'm sorry, Kai is in the middle of something, try a gain later." Kensu said with a smirk. "Listen here ya damn magpie." Said the voice. "I'M NOT A FUCKING MAGPIE!" Kensu yelled, silencing the whole building.
"What the hell Kensu, we are in the middle of the concert?" Kai asked. "It's your crystal, someone's on it." Kensu said as he flew away. "Uh, Hellllooooo." Kai said. "Hey Kai, it's you this time right?" The voice asked. "Yep, what's up Shikamaru?" Kai asked. "Did you also think that Naruto was to quick to allow Itachi and Kisame to join us?" Shikamaru asked. "Yep, but he told me before he left that he put what he calls a loyalty seal on their crystals." Kai said.
"What do those do?" Shikamaru asked. "Well, the gist of it is that should they turn on us, without trying to kill us, is that their crystals should turn a dark Smokey black." Kai said. "Oh good, they where still their colors before right?" Shikamaru asked. "Yeah. Anyway, how's the training going?" Kai asked. "Good, I don't want to unveil anything now, but its going to be less of a drag. I also got into contact with a clan that will join our village when we are ready." Shikamaru said. "Nice, meet any cute chicks that you might be interested in?" Kai asked.
"N-no!" Shikamaru said, causing Kai to smile. "Oh yeah there is, don't deny it!" Kai said. "Fine there is a girl in the clan, that I may or may not like. Troublesome blondes and whites." Shikamaru said, causing Kai to laugh. "Alright Shikamaru, good talking to you, I need to get back to Temari and my concert." Kai said. "Wait! Concert, Temari? What the hell are you training in?" Shikamaru asked. "Music manipulation along with wind manipulation, and Temari is my girlfriend." Kai said before hanging up.
1 year since the Dark Outcasts went to train.
"I would like to call this meeting of the Dark Outcasts to begin." Naruto said over the crystals. "Everyone accounted for?" He asked. "Shikamaru in. Kai in. Itachi in. Kisame in." Came from the crystals. "Okay, I want a status report of everyone. Meaning, where they are, how their training is going, and if you have found anyone to join our village." Naruto said.
"What a drag, I guess I will go first." Shikamaru said. "So I found a clan to join us, the Fuma clan. My training is going well I guess, I now am slightly faster than Lee is when he is at half his weights. I also got the Chameleon summoning scroll, they are training me in their ways, and I am in the summoning world, trying to become a sage. Now I need to get back to sage training. Bye." Shikamaru said, causing everyone to sweat drop.
"Alright then, whose next?" Naruto asked. "I guess I will go." Kai said. "So Xenik has given me some training on using demon chakra. I can now use 3 tail without loosing control. I too have started Sage training. My wind manipulation is almost perfect, and im dating Temari. I also met a friend of your Naruto." Kai said, causing Naruto to be surprised. "A friend of mine? Who?" Naruto asked. "That would be an old man by the name of Genno. Apparently he is also known as Trap Master Genno." Kai said, surprising the outcasts.
"Old man Genno is still alive. And a retired ninja? Damn." Naruto said. "Ask him if he wants to join us if you haven't." Itachi said. "If he joins us, he can take on an apprentice and train some of the best trap makers the world has ever seen." Itachi continued. "Already done, I gave him a crystal." Kai said. "I am also currently in the land of fangs." Kai said, ending his report.
"We will go next, since ours is short." Itachi said. "Kisame and I have stayed together and have been enhancing our skills. On another note, I have been training while blind, because if I continue to use the Sharingan, then I will loose my sight." Itachi said. "We have met two individuals that we think would be of great interest to us, and our village. The first, a man that can create and control smoke. The second, an unfortunate test subject of Orochimaru. For all the pedophiles faults, he managed to create a bloodline. Unfortunately Orochimaru didn't like the results." Kisame said.
"We found him with weakening chains on him, chained to a cave. His new bloodline transformed him into a bearman. We don't know if this will pass on to his children, but it makes him extremely strong, and able to use more chakra than most for his age." Kisame said. "We both passed threw the land of sound, and are now in the land of Hot water." Itachi said.
"Alright. Itachi, Kisame, since you two are only working on enhancing your skills, I want you to look for a place for us to build our village." Naruto said. "I guess I am up. I found a ronin that is willing to train me, and he wants to start his clan in our village. He's trained me in Kenjutsu, ninjutsu, and chakra control. He also has given me the badger summon. I too have started sage training, and have made progress with the Kyuubi." Naruto said. "It seems that we will be very strong when me meet back up." Itachi said.
"Oh yes, and I learned of my parents, the Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze, and My mother, the red hot habanero, Kushina Uzumaki." Naruto said. "Shit's going to hit the fan when we get back to Konoha." Naruto said with a chuckle. "So we plan on going back?" Itachi asked. "Yeah, mainly for those that want to join our village, and to fix the perv and Granny." Naruto said. "Very well, we will contact you all when we have any ideas. Lets meet about a mile outside of Leafs borders, just outside of the patrol." Itachi said before everyone turned off their crystals.
"Its good to see everyone, after 2 years." Naruto said. "Oh yeah, man my blood is pumpin, and ima ready to rock!" Kai said. "Your so troublesome." Shikamaru said, causing Kisame to laugh. "I guess I can't call you all brats anymore, Kai's taller than me!" Kisame said. "So what is the plan for getting into Leaf?" Itachi said. "I think we sho-" Naruto started before Kai cleared his throat. "If we want to put on a great show, I might have an idea." Kai said with a crazy smile.
That night, a mysterious fog fell over Leaf. The next day, a stage had appeared in front of the Hokage tower. "SHIZUNE! WHAT IS THIS DOING HERE!?" Tsunade yelled. Almost the whole village had come to inspect the stage and had gathered around in a large crowd. "Hm, Tsunade, it looks like this things got seals on it!" Jiraiya yelled. Suddenly smoke started to come from one of the seals on the stage.
Bump. Bump Bump Bump. Bump Bump Bump. Du Dump Du dump Du dump du dump. Bump, Bump Bump Bump. Bump Bump Bump. Du Dump Du dump Du dump du dump. Bump. Bump bump bump, du dump du dump du dump du dump. dond dond. Everyone burst from the seals. Kai was playing guitar and a clone was playing drums. Naruto was smirking with his arms crossed. Itachi just stood there. Kisame was holding his sword and smirking, and Shikamaru was sleeping while standing.
"BACK IN BLACK, I HIT THE SACK, IT'S TO LONG, I'M GLAD TO BE BACK, YES, I'M LET LOOSE, FROM THE NOOSE, THAT'S KEPT ME HANGIN AROUND. I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE SKY, AND IT'S GETTIN ME HIGH, FORGET THE HEARSE 'CAUSE I NEVER DIE!" Kai sang.
Kai continued the song while the whole crowd had their jaws on the floor. Tsunade recovered the quickest and yelled. "ANBU ARREST THEM!" The Anbu jumped into attack formation before charging the 5 outlaws. Suddenly Shikamaru was in front of them holding a wall of darkness. "Man you guys had to wake me up." He said with a yawn. "Naruto, Kisame, Itachi do it." He said before going back to sleep. Naruto and Kisame made a hand seal and connected their arms before yelling. "KAI!" Sending a giant pulse of Chakra out of their bodies.
The Pulse made everyone fall on their backs from the force. "Uuuuhhh what happened?" Tsunade asked. She blinked a few times, so did Jiraiya. "NARUTO!" They both yelled. "Welcome back Pervy Sage, Granny." Naruto said before hugging them. "ANBU STAND DOWN!" Tsunade yelled. "While it was good to see you, I have come for my scrolls, and my people." Naruto said. "What are you talking about, you just got here! Look at you." Tsunade said. It was true, Naruto now stood at 6 feet tall. He wore a maroon shirt with the Uzumaki swirl on it. He wore a black jacket over it, with the kanji for badger on the back, and had two tanto blades strapped to his side. He wore dark blue pants and had wooden sandals on. Around his neck he had 2 necklaces, the one Tsunade gave him, and his crystal communicator. He now had a blank headband over his head, and wore his hair with spikes in the front and a pony tail in the back.
"I would like to, but you banished me and Shikamaru." Naruto said as he pointed to the lazy Shinobi. Shikamaru now wore black Shinobi shorts with a forest green sash around his waist. He wore no shirt, but had a black trench coat that had the kanji for Chameleon on the back. He had a goatee, and his pineapple hair cut was longer. He had an x shaped scar over his left eye, and had 3 claw shaped scars over his forearm. On his feet he wore black Shinobi sandals. His headband had moved to his sash, and his communicator was on his chest.
"Bu- I- um." Tsunade was speechless. "It's alright, we plan on making our own village. Now we must get the people who plan to join us. And my Parents Scrolls." Naruto said. "So you found out about that huh?" Jiraiya asked. "Yep, Genma gave me the scroll my dad entrusted him with." Naruto said. Just then Danzo decided to join the party. "ANBU ARREST THESE MEN!" He yelled. Anbu where about to attack when suddenly. "ITACHI! FIGHT ME YOU BASTARD!" The crowd heard. "Hey Itachi, it's that dumbass of an Uchiha." Kisame said with a laugh. "Yep, he's gona die." Itachi said with a smile. Sasuke rushed threw the crowd and tried to slam a raikiri threw Itachi's heart.
"You are still to weak, I think I shall kill you, and be done with the Leaf Uchiha's." Itachi said before going threw some hand signs. "ITACHI! NOT NOW!" Naruto yelled. "Save it for a better time, when we aren't in a hidden village." Naruto said. "EVERYONE THAT WANT'S TO LEAVE THIS VILLAGE MAY COME WITH US TO OUR NEW HIDDEN VILLAGE!" Naruto yelled. "And why would we follow you ya demon!?" Someone yelled from the crowd. "You don't half to." Naruto said as he waved the guy off.
"Alright, everyone here that wants to go?" Naruto asked. Both Ichiraku's where there, Iruka, Hana Inuzuka, Anko, Genma, Choji, Tenten, Lee and Gai, Kakashi, Shino, and Hinata where gathered outside the village. "So where are we going Naruto?" Iruka asked. "We meet up in Wave, where we meet up with the others, then when we get there I will tell you where we go after that." Naruto said as the squad began their journey to their new homes.
There ya go guys, hope ya like it. I'm gona take a break from this story so that I can work on my other stories. Review Nicely! I Bid you all adieu!