Harry Rabbit Potter Chapter 4
I don't own Harry Potter or Who framed Roger Rabbit, only this idea
I know that I'm a day early, but I won't have time tomorrow so I update today instead. Next week will still be on friday.
After Merlin's request was heard by everyone in the entrance hall it became so quite you could hear a pin drop. "Would you and mister Potter be willing to do a bloodtest to make certain that you are who you say you are?" the goblin teller asked. "Of course, master teller. Though it might be a good idea if we did this in one your offices." Merlin answered with a smile.
A goblin runner was quickly called by the teller and the group was led through a couple of tunnels to an office with the on the door YOSEMITE GRIP, POTTER ACCOUNT MANAGER, where they knocked on the door and went inside. Harry and Hermione giggled softly at the name, thinking of their small cowboyfriend back in America and when they saw the goblin manager they realized that the two people had more in common than their name. Although not as great as Sam's mustache, the goblin still had an impressive one in a dark brown/red color.
After a quick bloodtest it was confirmed that Merlin and Harry were who they said they were and they came down to business. "I was wondering when you would come, as I have heard many great stories about you Mr. Potter from my uncle Sam." Grip said with a toothy goblin smile. "Sorry sir, but we didn't have a reason till now to come and meet you. We had everything we needed back home." Harry answered truthfully, becoming at ease to hear that the resemblance Hermione and he had seen was with a reason. "In my papers it says that you should be living with your relatives in Little Hangleton, Surrey with Albus Dumbledore as your magical guardian. I always doubted this, but couldn't change anything without you here." Grip said while looking at a file on his desk. "Harry never lived with those relatives as his mother had enchanted his basket to come to the Rabbit family if he was left with those people. When it comes to his magical guardian, I would like it if you could change that to my name. Even Albus can't fight me for guardianship of somebody I see as my grandson." Merlin said with a mischievous smile on his face. "I will do that in a moment Mr. Emrys. Is there anything else you would like me to do?" Grip asked. "Yes, I would like an inheritance test to be done on the children, I have the feeling that it will give interesting results." Merlin said, "Could you prepare these to be taken after we come back from the vaults?" "Of course Mr. Emrys, I will call Griphook, my son, to help you. See you later."
The family were led to a couple of minecarts and had a thrilling ride through the caves beneath Gringotts. After getting a quick glance of Harry's trust vault and getting two pouches full of coins, one for Harry and one for Hermione, they descended further till they came to vault #1, the Emrys vault. Inside they found weapons and armors from the middle ages up till modern times and quite a few of Merlin's inventions from when he was still human.
After they came back to Yosemite's office the children were instructed to each drop 3 drops of blood in a potions vile and swirl it for a while before letting the contents flow over a piece of parchment. After the potions had been absorbed writing began to appear. On Harry's it said:
Harry James Rabbit Pottet
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Potter
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Black
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Peverell
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Gryffindor
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Slytherin
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Ravenclaw
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Hufflepuff
That gave the young man a bit of a shock, but when they saw Hermione's parchment, they were completely flabbergasted because it said:
Hermione Jean Granger
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Emrys
Heir of the Ancient and most Noble house of Le Fey
"I knew that there was a reason why a felt like I should be a grandfather to you children" Merlin said with a knowing smile. "This also explains why Hermione was able to get the ability to transform into a toon. She had it already in her family history." "Well, then you really deserve the title of grandfather for the children Merlin." Dan Granger said with a grin before smacking the old wizard's shoulder. "I think we are done here Grip, but we would like to stay in contact if that is possible?" Emma Granger asked politely. "No problem Mr. Granger. When my uncle heard that I was your manager he gave me a toonphone for easy contact, so if you need anything when it comes to finances you just have to give a call." Grip answered and gave his businesscard.
After saying good bye to Yosemite Grip they quickly went down the list of things to purchase, though they left the telescope to buy it in the muggleworld after they saw how outdated the wizarding ones were. Eventually they had only the wands and the books left. As the adults knew that both Harry and Hermione loved to read in their spare time they first went to the wand maker, so they could spent the rest of the day looking for interesting books.
When they stepped into Olivander's shop they found a dusty place full with rectangular boxes. "Welcome Mr. Potter, I was wondering when I would meet you." a creepy voice suddenly said from behind them, which shocked the whole group and made Harry shoot into the rafters. Although he wasn't in toonform, sometimes the cartoon laws of physics still acted up around him. "Oh, I've never seen anyone have that kind of reaction before." Olivander said with a small cackle. Harry quickly calmed down and with some help from Merlin came back to the ground.
"Shall we see what wand will choose you?" Olivander asked and quickly started with giving Harry wand after wand, snatching it out of his hand, before he could even register holding something. After a while the pile on the desk became quite big until Ollivander said: "Holley with a phoenix feather, 11 inches ( 28 cm)". When Harry touched this wand he felt a little shockwave go through his arm, but it felt a little of to him. "Sir, may I try something, he doesn't feel complete yet." After Olivander nodded, wondering what the young man would do. He had never expected for the boy whirl around in a small tornado and after appear as a drawn version of himself with the wand still in his hand. Harry asked Hermione to hold his wand, and after another tornado took back the wand. "Yes, I now feel like he's perfectly aligned with me." Harry said with a smile on his face. Olivander went through the same steps with Hermione and she ended with a Vine wood and dragon heartstring, 10 3/4 inches ( 27,3 cm) that she had to toonefy as well, just like Harry's.
After paying they quickly left the wandshop and went to Florish and Blotts for their books. After finding the books from the list, they found a bookshelf called 'Harry Potter' and found that there were adventure books about Harry without them even knowing about it. Dan, who was the contract manager for the children, was enraged and immediately called their lawyer. "Eddie Valiant here, lawyer and researcher for the toons." "Hi Eddie, it's Dan Granger. You know that the kids are magical and will be going to this private school in Scotland right." "Of course Dan, you told me couple of weeks ago, did they already do something that is sew worthy." "You could say that yes, we are at the bookshop where the children have to get their books and there is a whole shelf with Harry Potter adventure stories, but nowhere is there a sign that it was approved by us." "Who copyright problems, does are the best. I will immediately sat up a lawsuit and send a couple of my toon workers to investigate. Anything else Dan?" "No, that was it Eddie. Thanks already, see you next week." And Dan hung up his phone. After that explosion the family quickly went back home, not seeing an old man standing in front of the bookshop with a look of shock and anger on his face.
How comes that Yosemite Grip and Yosemite Sam, the crazy cowboy with the red mustache, are related. The story is that back in the time of the wild west the Gringotts had sent a couple of goblins to look for gold and Sam was one of them. He was inspired by the humans and started to dress like a cowboy whenever he had to walk around topside. One day he was walking alone when he found what looked like a goldline and where he might find gold if he dug the right way, but instead after a couple of hits with his pickaxe he suddenly found himself in the toonworld and transformed into a toon without a way to go back.
When Merlin opened the first portal in LA he immediately went to look for goblins and quickly found out that a Gringotts facility had actually opened up in LA. After he had told his story the goblins in America send a message to his family in Europe and they visited him. Sadly, all the members of the family that he knew had already died except for his little brother, who had just started school when he went away and was now the elder of the family. The Yosemites happily took him back into the family and the children often come and have some fun on his toon range where they can play without a care in the world.
I want to give shout out to lokarryn, StrongGuy159, celf and Zak saturday 1 for their great reviews.
BTW lokarryn, thanks for reminding me of Eddie and the gang. I had been looking for a WFRR figure as a lawyer and you gave him to me.