Authors Note:
Look at Dan's latest tweet! "ok, I'll get them back together if you PROMISE not to glare me to death!"He was talking about Bade! Yey!
I don't own Victorious.
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Chapter four: Brothers who like mice
Cat's POV
I go to Sikowitz's acting class and I sit in my usual seat. Jade and Beck sit in their seats. They point their chairs as far away from one another as possible. I notice that they both glance at each other occasionally. Poor them.
Sikowitz was late to class, as usual. He came in through the window. He isn't wearing shoes. I remember once my brother wasn't wearing shoes, he tripped! There was blood everywhere! His blood is the same color a my hair!
"Okay class. Today we are going to be performing a scene from this book." Sikowitz says. Tori raised her hand. Her thumb looked Spanish. Does mine? I want to know this!
"Yes, Tori." Sikowitz said.
"That's not a book, that's a tube of ointment." Tori informs him. Does ointment rhyme with appointment! Because once my brother had a doctors appointment, where they rubbed his bottom with ointment!
"Oh," Sikowitz shoves the ointment in his pocket, embarrassed, "This is the book." He held up a book.
"Once, my brother ate a book. He said it tasted like candy! Then he had to go to the doctors because he had internal bleeding!" I squeak happily.
"Wonderful! Now Jade, Cat, Beck, Andre, and Tori, you will perform the scene!" Sikowitz says. I think he was being sarcastic when he said wonderful. Who invented sarcasm! Why would you say the opposite of what you want to say!
Jade, Beck, Andre, Tori, and I get up on to the stage. He hands us each a script with different parts highlighted for each of us. The person I was playing was called Vanessa! Cool! That used to be the name of my brother's therapist! He threw a rock at her!
"Cat, you are playing an alien from outer space named Vanessa. Jade, you are playing an old lady, named Pricilla who's back really hurts. Beck, you are playing the old lady's wife named George. Tori you are playing a three year old girl, who has the flu. Andre you are playing the three year old's mom.
"Why do I have to be a girl?"Andre wonders.
"Because I said so," Sikowitz explains. "Now action!"
"Mommy! I hear something!" Tori says in a squeaky three year old voice.
"Oh yes. I do too!" Andre's girl impression was horrible, I could do a better one than that.. Wait oh yeah! I am a girl!
"What's all the commotion?" Jade asks in an old lady voice. She and Beck walk over to the girl and her mommy.
"We hear a noise!" Andre explains.
"Oh Yes! I hear it too!" Beck says, just like an old man would.
"I forgot to put in my hearing aid!" Jade shouts with frustration.
"It's okay. There really is a noise." Beck, as the old man, assured Jade. He put his hand on her back. Poor them. They must feel awkward.
"Oww! My back!" Jade shouts.
"And the rocket lands!" Sikowitz shouts.
"The noise was a space ship!" Andre realizes.
"Greetings Earthlings." I yell in a alien-ish voice.
"Hi!" Tori exclaims.
"Don't talk to her! She's not from here!" Andre warns.
"No no! I'm harmless! Now please take me to your leader!" I order.
After forty minutes of this scene, the bell rang and class was over. I skipped out of the classroom and down the hallway.
While walking down the hall way, I notice some muffled noises coming from the janitor's closet! One sounded like Beck's voice! They were having a closet party!
I burst into the closet. Inside it was Beck, and Andre. They look at me bewilderdly.
"I'm here for the party!" I exclaim.
"What?" Andre asks.
"The closet party..." I explain.
"Were not having a closet- what are you doing?" Andre looks at me like I am crazy.
"I'm putting on a song from my pear pod! We can't have a party without music!" I clicked the song Tori sung at the big showcase "Make it shine"."Were not having a party!" Beck informs me.
"Bye!" Andre shouts, leaving the closet.
"If you're not having a party, then why were you in the closet?" I wonder. Beck sighs.
"Andre was trying to convince me to get back together with Jade." Beck says, almost robotiacally.
"Oh," I think for a moment, "Once my brother had a pet mouse." I begin. Beck gave me an odd look. "He loved the mouse so much. Then one day, the mouse bit him, so he gave the mouse back to the pet store."
"Where are you going with this?" Beck asks impatiently.
"What's that supposed to mean?" I shout
"Nothing! Continue!" Beck suggests.
"Okay! So after he gave the mouse away, he realized that he wanted the mouse back. He realized that one little bite shouldn't affect his relationship with the mouse. So he went to the pet store to go get his mouse."
"Did he get the mouse back?" Beck asks.
"No. They fed him to a snake. But it's okay. My brother's into gerbils now!" I chip. Beck smiled.
"Thanks Cat." He thanks me.
"What did I do?" I wonder, totally confused.
Oh well. Maybe we'll have a closet party tomorrow.