April 12
…Gilbert…
[ various scribbles cover the page ]
KNOCK FOR GOD'S SAKE
And that's the fourth bottle. Just go to the supermarket or something!
Canada—Matthew Williams
April 20
After three more invasions from the red eyed wonder, I finally went to the store and bought some new locks ( yes, plural ) for the door.
I also grabbed five bottles of maple syrup ( just in case )
The lady at the check-out desk gave me a funny look…but I guess it's not everyday you see a man buying a cart load of syrup and locks…
I spent a good four hours trying to figure out how the stupid locks attached to the door by the way. Those things are impossible! The directions were very confusing and didn't seem to explain anything at all. ( I would also like to take the time to mention that those locks were made in America. Alfred, PLEASE stop making things so overly complicated! )
I was halfway through the second lock when Gilbert showed up ( of course )
The encounter was somewhat awkward ( and it took a lot not to throw the hammer I was holding at his face and tell him to go away… )
I…I'm pretty sure he knows what the locks are for…
I have a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach that they still aren't gonna work…
Gilbert finally met Kumajirou today. ( the forgetful thing was always floundering about upstairs when Gilbert came for a "visit" ) His face got all funny. Kind of gooey eyed I guess is how you'd describe it. Quite honestly, It was a little nauseating seeing him like that…
When I asked what he had stopped by for, he said he just wanted to say "Hi."
…
No syrup…?
Oh, no. Of course not. He had managed to get Ludwig to by him an entire CRATEFUL.
I think he's worse than me with his maple addiction…I wonder if they have a Maples Anonymous…?
Canada—Matthew Williams
May 1
Bedrooms are clean. Locks are finished.
Gilbert's on my couch watching the sports channel.
How the hell did this happen…?
Matt
A/N: :D …still got a few more…this is the second update today right…?
Yeah, one more…and then I get to update TOMORROW~ (( woo! ))