Me: Yay two reviews! Thanks for the name! :D Sorry guys for taking long, my tests took up most of my time. I barely even finished one of my stories, and I just wanted to get it out of the way. *sigh* So if this chapter comes up crappy I'm sorry, I was trying on humor. O.o And my brain is burnt, but I'll survive.

Lil Sis: We don't own Shaman King. Damn these tests! -.-'

Shaman King

The Mall from Hell Pt. 1

Ren was dragged from the Inn by Pilika, and Jun. Tamao walked shyly next to them. Pilika and Jun were talking about dresses much to Ren's horror. Ren wanted out, and now! Tamao saw Ren's terrified expression and felt pity for the purple head.

"Let's try a cute pink frilly dress on her!" Pilika said animatedly.

"I was thinking more of a mini skirt." Jun smiled.

"And a strapless leather shirt!"

"How about a black leather mini dress!"

"That's a good idea!"

"I'm right here!" Ren growled.

"Leather boots!"

Both girls kept on talking and ignoring a fuming Ren. She'd rather eat her right arm off instead of shopping. 'Help me Bason!' Ren thought. She sighed and followed the other two maniacs more sanely Tamao right besides her.

"Where to!" Pilika shouted excited once they stepped inside hell-I mean the mall.

"Let's go to this one!" Jun said grabbing Ren from her arm and dragged her into some store. The store had all bright colors that you could get blind even if you see it a mile away.

"Oh my god! Look at this dress!" Pilika pulls out a short light blue dress. It had spaghetti straps with frills on the bottom.

"NO!" Ren paled at the sight of the dress.

"Why? It suits you!" Pilika said having fake tears in her blue eyes.

"How about this?" Ren saw what Jun held in her hands. It was a black skirt with a silver belt, the side are a bit longer by two inches. Ren glares.

"I thought that Yoh and the other guys would be here." Tamao said turning red.

"They should be here." Jun said looking around.

"There they are!" Pilika points to the boys.

Horo, Yoh, Lyserg, Ryu, Chocolove and Manta walked their way. All of the had goofy smiles on.

"Hello ladies." Manta said with a warm smile.

The next thing all of them knew was Ren having her Kwan-Dao right in front of Manta while glaring at him. She looked like she will strike at any moment if it was not for all the other males taking her Kwan-Dao away.

"Never call me a lady, girl or anything like that unless you feel like dieing." Ren said. Horo and the others held her away from a scared Manta.

"Wow, it took all of them to take away her Kwan-Dao away." Jun said impressed. No one could've taken Ren's weapon.

"I fear for their lives now." Pilika sweat dropped.

"Aw come on Ren, lighten up. If you keep on having that frown you'll look just like your Grandpa." Chocolove laughed imagining Ren looking like her Grandfather.

Ren moved so quick that you'd think it was the roadrunner that punched Chocolove and send him flying off to another section of the store. She had her warrior's face on. She smirked at hearing Chocolove groan in pain. Ren turned around and left everyone in the store.

"Ren, we are not done shopping." Pilika being the brave soul said. She squeaked at seeing the ice deadly glare Ren gave her.

"If we are going shopping, then I'll go buy my own clothes. Stupid shops are ruining my life." Ren grumbled stomping away.

"Whose going with her?" Pilika said.

"I'll go." Horo and Lyserg said at the same time. Horo wanting to go near his crush. Lyserg wanting to get away from Ryu.

"Alright." Jun said with a smile.

They all saw the two males leave after the fuming girl. The others not daring to move kept on watching.

"Brave souls." Jun said.

"My poor brother, now I fear for his life." Pilika said.

"When do we join them?" Yoh asked.

"In a couple of minutes. Ren's temper will cool off by then." Jun said.

"Might as well just follow them. Lets go." Pilika marched after the missing teens.

Ren stomped all the way to a bench sitting down. She glared at everybody that passes her way giving her looks. She almost lost her temper when some guy made a wolf whistle. She rolled her eyes and crossed her legs. Her long purple hair fell to her shoulders giving her a relaxed pose. She closed her eyes while thinking on what the hell to buy? She groaned when someone said her name.

"Hey Ren, you okay?" Horo asked sitting next to her.

"Of course I am you idiot." Ren said her eyes still closed.

"That doesn't sound like you're alright." Lyserg said watching people pass by. He sat on the other side of Ren.

"Well I would be fine if this is all some horrible nightmare, and that I am still sleeping." Ren opened her gold eyes. The light of the mall making shadow through her thick eyelashes.

Horo stared at her heart-shape face, his heart started to race being this close to Ren. He sighed and knew that she might never return his feelings. She's a though girl, while he's a soft guy.

"Hey let's go to that store." Lyserg pointed to a store that had dark red, purples, and blues. It had many people going in and out.

Ren didn't notice it before. She stood up and walked to the store the two boys followed after her. All three of them started to look around curiosity taking over them. Ren saw a girls section and went for it quickly seeing that she might like some of the clothes.

"Uh, Ren…"Lyserg said a bit nervous.

"Not now. I think I see something I might like." Ren says. She pulled out a shirt that had on a bunny.

Ren made a weird face and kept looking. She continued to look until something caught her attention. Right next to the undergarment there was a section that spelled 'Toys'. Ren now curious kept walking. Lyserg and Horo were following her. Lyserg blushed looking around taking everything in. Horo was too busy following Ren.

"Ren!" Lyserg sounded scared. He blushed at seeing where they were heading.

"Shut it." Ren turned to glare at him.

"Just look around you." Lyserg said having the deep blush across his cheeks.

Ren just stood there staring at him. She heard Horo gasp. Ren actually taking notice for the first time since she set foot in this store. Her eyes widen when she realized this was no store for them. Every where she looked there were either lingering for women, playboy bunnies, skimpy clothes. Only one thing ran through her mind. 'Shit'

They were in an adult store. They were inside an adult store that held adultery stuff. Ren blushed at finally seeing where she was going. She saw what kind of 'Toys' were there. Her blush deepened at seeing something she didn't want to see.

"Lets get out of here Ren." Horo said holding Ren's small hand. His fingers intertwined with hers.

Ren was to shock, and pale to move. Lyserg decided to hold her other hand. Both males took a now scarred Ren out of the adult store. All three came out of the store flustered, and at a wrong time. They saw their other friends looking their way with confused faces. Then they smirked at the same time.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" Pilika said her smirk grew wide when she saw the others blush even more.

"Why Ren, I am shock to see you in a place like this." Jun said.

"Wow, I guess Horo, Lyserg and Ren's hormones were too much for them. Hey what did the boy say to his-" Chocolove was smacked by Ren for the second time that day.

"You idiot, I was just checking the store out. I didn't read the sign." Ren said her eyes held murder.

"But that doesn't change that you guys were still there." Ryu laughed.

"Someone feels like dieing today." Pilika said walking away from Ryu, which was a wise choice.

"Imbecile." Ren huffed and went to go blow out some steam.

"Ren, I hope you're not mad, but I took the liberty to buy some stuff for you. Let's go to the next store." Jun said walking next to her little sister.

"Whatever. As long as it's not something bright, no pinks." Ren said glaring at the bags his sister held.

"Let's go to this store." Pilika said jumping up and down. She ran like some insane maniac trying to escape the mental house.

"Alright who gave her sugar?" Horo glared at them except Lyserg and Ren.

"Not me." Everyone said at the same time.

"Let's go, let's go!" Pilika cheered running to the store, as if the last chocolate was hidden there.

"Okay we just bought her some coffee." Yoh confessed.

"She was whining about your death." Ryu said.

"We told her you were in a better place." Chocolove said. "But we didn't know that a better place was an adult store." He started to laugh.

Everyone sweat dropped and silently left Chocolove laughing by himself. They quickly caught up with the other girls. Jun was looking through shirts for Ren. Ren was looking for pants.

"Look Ren, isn't this cute?" Jun pulled out a sleeveless black shirt, with a red belt just under the breasts area.

"I guess." Ren gave up. She just wanted to hang herself. Maybe if she sneaked out she could hide herself in another store until the whole mall closed. Or she could go home. Maybe it's best to go home and hide.

"Alright I'm taking it." Jun smiled and kept on looking through the clothes.

Ren sighed and kept looking around with a blank expression. Did she mention that she hates shopping? No? Well she does, and its hell.

Me: Well this is the first part. Hope you guys like it.

Lil Sis: Lol they went into an adult store. Poor them.

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