Alrighty people! This'll be the last chapter... I hope. Never know what my brain and my hands are gonna do. Heh... that kinda sounded wrong... Anyways, enjoy!

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I am now the 6th Hokage. Well, I will be. I'm 2 months pregnant, so we have Kakashi-sensei being a 'replacement' Hokage till after I give birth. I'm having real bad morning sickness, and I get headaches a lot. For some reason, I have to pee more often. -_-

Luckily, I haven't gained any weight! Sakura said how I was something special, because usually pregnant women puff up like a balloon. But that's the thing, i'm not a women.

My belly is starting to stick out. Sasuke's being overprotective. *sigh* Isn't he the greatest?

Shit! My back is KILLING ME! My ankle's are swollen, and I'm starting to get stretch marks. I still miraculously haven't gained weight. I'm VERY grateful for that. My feet are ALWAYS itchy. It's bothering the crap outta me. I feel bad because I snap at Sasuke sometimes. 'I said 24 Miso Ramen's with Extra Pork! Not 25! Gods!' and 'Get out! Get out of this house right NOW! I don't want your "Uchiha Pride" messing up my kid!'. Heh heh... Oy. I feel horrible...

I'm on week 35. Apparently i'm suffering from something called 'false labor'. Keep on having false contractions Well, ya know what? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FALSE LABOR! I'M HURTING LIKE A BITCH, AND THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! Ohhh! I'm gonna KILL something!

I'm poking my belly button. I've got nothing better to do. Sasuke's on a mission, and I think I might be sedated. Heh... sedated... My belly button is REALLY big. It's like, super big...

I am going into labor.

And i've never been in SO MUCH PAIN! GAHH! "G-give me the epidural!" I scream. "Naruto, it's too la-", Sakura tries to explain, but I cut her off "GET. ME. THE. EPIDURAL. NOW." I say, venom lacing my voice. She reluctantly obliges.

It's a girl!

We decided to keep the gender a secret till the very end. I'm happy we did. She's got Sasuke's hair color. But not his hair shape, or mine. It somehow ended up kinda looking like Sakura's. Her eye color is a mix between both of our eyes. It's a milky blue, with black spotting in different area's. She has Sasuke's facial structures, and my eye shape.

All in all, she's beautiful.

Three weeks after Anzu (We named her Anzu because of her apricot toned skin) was born, I went to my duty of being Hokage. It's pretty easy, except for the paperwork. Ugh. I hate paperwork. Sakura's my assistant. She said she needed to make sure I didn't do anything stupid. She gave me a kiss on the cheek while she said it, though.

I wouldn't have chosen anyone but her.

Sasuke's now a Jounin. He has his own squad of little Genin. There names are Chozo, Fuyriki, and Ayako. They've all taken a liking to me. Which i'm glad for. Anzu is being watched by Hinata and Ino.

Speaking of which... Hinata and Kiba got together, but I have the sneaking suspicion she hasn't gotten over me. Ino and Choiji are together. Shikamaru got with Temari, obviously. Lee and Sakura are now a happily married couple. Ten-ten and Neji are 3 weeks engaged. Shino is a bachelor. Same with Gaara.

Konahamaru, Moegi, and Udon have been taken under my wing. They are being personally trained by Konaha's Greatest Hokage!

"Alright! Everyone gather round!" I yell to the little brat's running around my office. They stop and file in. "Konahamaru, what do you think you're doing?" I ask. He blushes and looks down. "N-noting Hokage-sama..." "Tearin' up my office! That's what!" I object. I feel a tug on my robe and look down to see Moegi smiling at me. Even though it's been about a year, they don't look much different. The brat's, I mean. "Nee nee Naruto-kun! Can we go see Anzu-chan?" She asks. I frown and think about it. Then I lean down and whisper "Go check and make sure Sakura isn't around, okay?" She nods and sneaks to the door, opens it and glances around, then shuts it and gives me a thumbs up. I grin and say "Alright! Let's go!" We all make a Kage Bunshin of ourselves and then leap out the window, leaving the copies to do the work.

"Hinata!" I yell, waltzing up to her with my little Half-Chunnin's. She turns, and blushes, while saying "N-naruto-kun..." I grin and give her a hug. She doesn't faint, but I can hear her breath hitch. (This is why I was saying I think she still had feelings for me). "Where's Anzu-chan?" Moegi asks, skipping introductions. Hinata nods towards her house. "She's at my house with Ino-san." Moegi charges ahead, leaving us in a cloud of dust. Konahamaru and Udon head after her. Hinata and I walk towards the building.

When we enter, we can hear Anzu laughing. Turning down the hallway we see everyone in the courtyard. When I walk out, Anzu starts squealing and tries to crawl towards me. I chuckle and walk towards her. "Anzu, love!" I say. She laughs and blows a snot bubble with her nose. It's gross, but incredibly cute. I reach her and swing her up and onto my hip. She wraps her pudgy little arms around my neck and gives me a big sloppy, wet kiss. I smile at her. "If she keeps doing that, I might get a little jealous." I hear from behind. I turn and see Sasuke walking in. I laugh and Anzu waves him over. "Daa~" She says. (That's as close as 'Dad' as she can get) Sasuke gives me a peck before poking Anzu's belly, saying "Hey baby girl. You're getting kinda chubby, huh?" Anzu frowns and bury's her face in my neck. "Uh oh-," I say "-That got her mad Sasuke." He just shrugs. "She's always been a mama's girl." He says. Ino runs up and gives us both a hug. "Anzu is so cute!," she coons "I'm so glad we get to watch her!" She hands Anzu a cookie. Sasuke gives me a knowing look. "Ino-," I start "-how many cookies are you giving Anzu?" Ino blushes and waves her hand in a dismissive gesture. "As many as one kid can have." Is her answer. I roll my eyes and mouth to Sasuke, 'Live with it.' He frowns but doesn't say anything.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOO!" Sakura's scream rumbles the whole village. Everyone (except Konahamaru, Moegi, Udon, Anzu and I) sighs and they all say simultaneously "Narutoo." I grin sheepishly before leaping up onto the roof, Anzu still on my hip. She giggles. Anzu loves it when I do that. "It's take your kids to work day! Forgot my kid!" I yell behind my shoulder. They all laugh, and don't try to stop me. Konahamaru and his gang are right behind me. When we sneak through the window, Sakura is there. She's sitting in my chair, rubbing her forehead. "Stop sneaking out, you id-," She yells, before realizing I have Anzu with me. She stands and walks over, taking Anzu off my hip and cooing to her. I breathe a sigh of relief on the inside. That was close. Sakura hands Anzu to Moegi, before turning to me, an evil gleam in her eyes. "Naruto... You are in SO much trouble!" She says, stalking towards me. I start to back away, and end up falling in my chair. "S-s-sakura-chan! L-let's just calm down!" I say, trying to reason with her. She shakes her head and cracks her knuckles saying "Naruto, you are so dead." (A/N: Anyone remember that from episode 3 in the first part? XD) I scoot back in my chair and hold up my hands yelling "S-sakura-chan! You can't harm the Hokage! It's TREASON!" I squeal the last part, and bury my head in my arms. They blows never come. I look up to see Sakura with a forced smile on her face, and a tick on her forehead. "Y...you're right..." She says. I sag in my chair. Now THAT was close.

I decide to take Anzu to the store on our way home. We need groceries anyways. I'm not one to cook, but thank goodness Sasuke knows what he's doing. He was respected when he was younger, so he got to get veggies and different meats and foods. I could only afford instant ramen, and occasionally I actually paid the old man at Ichiraku's for some good ramen.

I figured a chicken stir fry would be good. Anzu doesn't like sitting in the basket, so she's on my hip. At first it was a little difficult, but now i'm used to it. She's definantly a mama's girl. We run into Kiba and Akamaru there. Anzu loves Akamaru. I set her down and she climbs onto his back. Akamaru strides around, showing off the Hokage's daughter. Kiba slaps me on the back and says "Whadd'ya guys eating for dinner tonight?" I grin, hold up the basket. "Chicken stir fry. What? Sad cause you can't afford it." I wink, letting him know it's a joke. He would have figured it out anyways. He barks laughter and slips his arm around my shoulder while we walk. "Whatever-," He says "-I can afford anything in the whole world! You know you're just jealous of my riches!" I laugh and shake my head. "You're a riot, Dogbreath." I say. He gives me his toothy grin. "I know." He says. "So, how things going with Hinata?" I ask, for conversation reasons. He shrugs and says "It's alright, I guess." I lift a blond brow. "You 'guess'?" I ask. He blushes and looks away. "It's... complicated." My curiosity is reeling, so I press on. "'Complicated'?" He sighs and looks down. "She obviously still likes you..." He mumbles. I nod my head in understanding. Honestly I used to like Kiba. So when I heard he got with Hinata, I had a twinge of jealousy. It just goes to show you how hard it is to get over someone. I guess I still like Kiba, but I love Sasuke. "And?" I press. He glares at me playfully and says "It's none of your damn business, Foxface!" I grin. "Of course it is! You're my best friend! Now come on! Tell me what's bothering you, dear." I put on a fake English accent. With my accent, it's sounds like a cow dying. He laughs. Than he smiles softly, looking at Akamaru and Anzu. I'm still looking at him, waiting for an answer. He shakes his head slowly and says "It's too late now."

I don't understand what he means.

Dinner is good. Sasuke's a great cook, as mentioned before. Anzu starts nodding off. She likes to eat in my lap, so her head is lolling on my shoulder. I gently pick her up and take her to her room. When I come back, Sasuke is doing the dishes, so I roll up my sleeves and help. He scrubs, I dry. I grab a clean rag and nudge in on the shoulder with my own, and he hands me a plate. "She asleep?" He asks. I nod my head, placing the plate in the cabinet. "She's asleep." I say. He 'Hn's me and we work in silence.

We head to bed after the dishes. Anzu is right across the hall. I guess kids usually sleep in there parents room, but Anzu's a brave girl. Just like her Daddies.

I breath out a long sigh once my back hits the mattress. Sasuke does the same. "Tomorrow's Saturday, you know." He says. I nod my head. Everyone gets Saturday's off. Well, except for the guards at the gate. "Thank gods." I say. He chuckles and I scoot over to him, laying my head on his chest. We both start to nod off, when a thought pops in my head. "Sasuke..." I mumble. "Hn..." he says. I roll onto my side and give him a kiss. "We need to stop letting Ino give Anzu cookies." He chuckles and wraps his arms around my waist. He puts his face in my hair and says. "Yes we do." I laugh before drifting off into a peaceful slumber.

But I guess even porcelain dolls have their imperfections.

Okay. This is the last chapter of THIS story. I'm gonna add a bonus chapter. It's going to be called "Anzu's Adventure". It's about Anzu, who is going to be three, leaving the Hokage's office and her adventure that takes place when her 'mama' isn't around. I'll start working on it right now! Reviews please!