After a long 4 hours of playing virtual volleyball, Obi-Wan Kenobi decided the best thing would be to take a nap.
But when he opened his eyes, this already terrible reunion was about to get worse.
He was surrounded by all his nieces and nephews, nine of them. "Uncle Obi-Wan, is it true that you're a Jedi?" One of them asked.
"Well, duh. Why do you think I have that laser sword for?... Holy, little kid gimme back me lightsaber or I'll take it away by the Force." Obi-Wan yelled.
Apparently English doesn't compute. Instead, the little kid had the weapon part extended and was waving it around saying, "Look at me! I'm a Jedi."
Obi-Wan had enough. He wasn't about to let his nephew cut off someone's head with the lightsaber, and just before that happened, Obi-Wan used the Force to grab the saber. And his nephew started bawling his eyes out. "What was it? I can't have you waving that around."
English still doesn't compute. Now puppy eyes. "But I want to be a Jedi!" He sobbed.
"Obi-Pumpkin, time for lunch!" Mrs. Kenobi yelled.
All of his nieces and nephews burst out laughing.