The 3 Musketeers : The Daughter of Strawberry Jam

Recap- "Wow! I did not think it would take that long. Ok, now do I have the song?" I asked myself going trough my playlist. "Yes." as I said that, I heard Matt come in.

"Mels, Mercy… you guys here?"

"Yah, hold on." And I ran back down to the living room. "Matt, what time is it?"

"Um, 5:30 pm, why?"

"Oh, no reason."

"What are you planning?" Matt asked, raising an eyebrow at me.

"Nothing, but you will wanna see this." And a minute after I said that, a certain mad Barbie woke up.

"MERCY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!" he yelled coming down the stairs.

"Little, yes. Brat, no!" I put the song on. And that song is Barbie Girl. Matt cracked up laughing. I did my job good. He did look like Barbie, a very angry Barbie. He had on one of my black Lolita dresses with white lace and black bows all over it. Sounds pretty doesn't it? I had curled his blonde hair and put some ribbons in it. I applied pink and black makeup to his face. He looked like a very angry Gothic Barbie. It was funny while it lasted, but I had to run or I would never see the night of tomorrow. Mello chased me all around, and Matt couldn't stop laughing.

Chapter 4: This Means War!

Mello's POV

Part 1 of plan: Eliminate Shrimp Girl

Oh I am going to get her good for that Barbie stunt, but first I need to find her weakness, then use it. By tomorrow night she will regret that she ever did that to me.

Part 1 of plan: Eliminate Shrimp Girl

"Hey, Mercy what are you doing?" I asked

"Um, well I was going to go out to get 'chocolate fudge.' Wanna come?"

"Chocolate fudge!" I replied. 'Is she planning something, or is she just being nice?' I asked myself . "No thanks, but hey can you being me some back?"

"Sure." And at that she left. After I made sure she was gone, I ran upstairs to her room looking for something that would reveal her weakness.

"Man, she has some weird stuff in here." It was all back. Everything was black. There was a little red, blue, teal, yellow, gray, white, neon green, blue, and pink. She hates pink! "PINK, SHE HATES PINK. YES, YOU WILL FALL MERCY. YOU WILL FALL!"

Matt's POV

Mello had been acting strange, and was getting worried. Mercy was going out to get some fudge and asked Mello if he wanted to go, but to my surprise he said no. He said NO! Now I was scared, not for Mello, but for Mercy's and my life. The last time he did that was a bet that he and Near had. They had a week, and within the week, they had to give up something. Mello gave up his precious chocolate and Near gave up his toys. Mello dragged me into the stupid, pointless fight. That meant I could not play any games, but of course I did not care about the bet except for one little detail, the winner gets $$$, yes, $50 was on the line, and there was a new game I wanted. Mello went crazy. Near just played with his hair, and I somehow got by with watching videos online. In the end, it was a tie between Near and me, so we split the money. I was just about to beat one of the Bosses on Super Maro Wii, but my concentration was shot down by Mello's yelling.

"PINK, SHE HATES PINK! YES YOU WILL FALL MERCY. YOU WILL FALL!"

"What's wrong with you? I was just about to beat the Boss. Dang it Mello!" I yelled to him upstairs.

"Oh shut up Matt. But hey, I did not find her weaknesses, but she hates pink." He answered coming down the stairs.

"Yah, but we already know that." I told him as I restarted the game.

"I know, but I have a plan."

"And you don't think she does?"

"I know she dose. But this is WAR!"

"Ok, just don't destroy anything." I may have said that, but he was gone and definitely not listening to me. "Oh, well."

Mello's POV

I had it all planned out. I found her Notebook/Diary, and had it all set up. When she comes home, phase one starts.

"I have 3 minutes till she comes through the door so I need to look natural." So I got a chocolate bar and sat down. Just as I sat down she came through the door.

"Mello, got your fudge." and she threw it to me. I thanked her as I caught it. She went to her room.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1."

"AHH, MELLO I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Mercy's POV

When I went to get the fudge, I got something else too. Something just for Mello. I knew he might try something like this. My whole room was Pink… the walls, floor, bed everything. "Mello, Mello, you have no idea who you are messing with. I helped my Mom and Dad with some of the stuff they did, so if you think it will be that easy you must be dumb. And now it's time for: Kill The Barbie."

Mello's POV

Part 2 of plan: Eliminate Shrimp Girl

It's midnight and part 2 of plan: Eliminate Shrimp Girl starts now.

I was walking down the hall from my room with a pair of scissors in one hand and pink clothes in my other hand. I was almost to her room but I ran into something, and that something just so happenrd to be Matt.

"What are you doing?"

"Payback, and if you don't wanna get dragged into it then move."

"Fine, but Mello."

"What"

"Don't make it too dramatic, ok?"

"Fine." and I was back on track to her room. "It's locked. Well it's a good thing I have a master key. Good try Mercy, but I will win this war." and with that, I was in. I replaced all of her clothes with totally pink ones. And with the scissors, I cut her hair to a little past her shoulders and put pink die in it. It was all good, so I went back to my room.

Matt's POV

I got up before Mello and Mercy and got a shower. I would have slept in, but I know the next part of Mercy's plan and I don't want the effects of it on me. But I had my own plan to stop this all.

Mello's POV

I got up and saw Matt downstairs eating breakfast.

" Morning Mels."

"Morning." I was just about to sit down, but I heard something that was like music to my ears...not!

"Good morning, Mello." Mercy came in calm and happy, but she wearing Matt's clothes again. I shot Matt a look; he just smiled and went back to playing his game. Mercy came up to me and sat down, then looked at me and said, "Mello, thank you for cutting my hair last night. That saves me some money. And the pink in it is not that bad, but it would seem that all of my clothes were dirty, so Matt let me wear his again." she said with one of the most evil smiles on her face that I have ever seen. "I'm going to go take a shower."

"Oh no you don't! If you do there will be no hot water left for anyone else." I ran to the bathroom.

Mercy's POV

If only he had waited he would have seen the smile on my face.

"Mercy, did you do it?" Matt asked, and for once, he looked up from his game. He did not have his goggles on so I got to see his eyes. They were the most amazing emerald green I've ever seen in my life. I don't say this a lot about any guy, but right now Matt looked like the cutest and hottest a guy could. I was blushing! 'No, I can't blush. I was told by my Mom that stuff like this is just a weakness. But Mom loves Dad right?' I thought.

"Uh" I cleared my throat. "Yah I did. I'm gonna go find my clothes; be back in a minute."

"O.K."

Matt's POV

Plan: End This

1) Find Mello's chocolate

2) Find Mercy's iPod

3) Get metal trash can

4) Get lighter fluid

5) Wait

Mello's POV

I got out of the shower just in time to see the most scary thing ever. I got to my closet, but found all my clothes had been replaced with the pink dresses I put in Mercy's closet. I was going to kill her if it was the last thing I did. I ran out of my room, down the hall to Mercy's room, but she was not there. So I went downstairs only to see her on the ground at Matt's feet and what looked like she was praising him or something. Matt looked up at me and smiled. "Oh no, this can't be good." I muttered to myself

"Ah, Mello how nice of you to join us. So that was the color you got, it looks nice. Pink, pink, pink. Mercy has a pink room and high-lights, and you have a pink dress and pink hair." He said.

"Yah, and it's all her fault!"

"Maybe, and maybe not. But if you two do not stop this insanity, I will be forced to intervene again." He held up all of my precious chocolate and Mercy's iPod. He then held them over the metal trash can that had a red hot fire glowing inside it.

"NO, NO, NO! PLEASE, NOT THAT." Mercy and I yelled at the same time.

"Then promise to stop this craziness right now."

"YES , YES, WE PROMISE, RIGHT MERCY?" I said putting my arm around Mercy.

"YAH, WE PROMISE. Just can we have our stuff back?"

"Fine, but if it happens again I will burn it all. I'm not kidding!" Matt said with a dark tone in his voice.

"Yes." Mercy and I nodded.

A/N: Oh my gosh, that took so long. But that's chapter 4.

Mercy: That was fun and scary at the same time.

Mello: Yah, did you have to get so drastic Matt?

Matt: Yes, though I have to say it was funny to see you 2 like that.

BB: What was funny?

Me: *Hugs BB* Hi BB, when did you get here?

BB: Just now.

Mercy: Hi dad ^^

BB: Hi.

Me: Hey, BB can you do it this time?

BB: Ok, read and review...or else *holding up knife and smiles an evil smile*...please.

Me: *Gets out some Strawberry Jam* Thanks BB.