A/N: About to start again… Be afraid…

……In the case of Shuichi Shindou……

Shuichi was merely thinking about coffee when it happened to him. However he had heard from the "grape vine" nameingly called, K's boyfriend… why are we beating around the bush when we all know this little author is talking about Hiroshi Nakano.

Anyhoo, Shuichi, our pink haired local nutter was on MSN and chatting to the ever so-famous Ryuichi Sakuma… Our pink bunny loving brunette was also experiencing problems, but since he and his little Shu were having a nice round of cyber sex he didn't want to stop.

Alrighty then, we now all know that Shuichi is going to go off into the kitchen make some coffee get some pocky and return to his computer. When he returns….

Ryuichi had left him a rather peculiar note. Thinking it was about sex; Shuichi looked closer only to read…

SEX ME NOW, COFFEE LATER…

Wait. No. That was the sticker on top of the laptop. The actual screen was…

DEATH TO ALL BLUENESS screen.

A/N: Seriously, has anyone gotten suspiscious about the coffee yet? I don't drink the shit personally but I know a fair few people who survive on it, so I thought I'd get my own back at them and see what happened if I wrote this. If you endure the repeated ness of all of this, you will soon realize that in the last installments, it will get funny…this I promise you……………………………………

LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH…….Wha? Sorry, just finished watching a STAR WARS marathon….. YYYYYEEEEEEESHSHSHSHSHSH!!!!!