*Meanwhile in Canterlot, Celestia's castle*
"Have you had any word of your student dear sister?" said the dark blue alicorn with a somber expression.
"Not yet my dear Luna, and that worries me." Says the white alicorn, gazing into one of the stain glass windows in her throne room. "Where could they have gone? It's very strange that Twilight and her friends disappeared all of a sudden."
"I'm sure they will come back. Your student is a very wise one, I'm sure she'll find a way." Reassured Luna and it was enough to brighten her sister's face.
"Yes, you're right dear sister, how foolish of me to worry so much." Replied Celestia with a light blush.
"Oh sister it's not foolish to worry about the safety of your pupil, just have faith in her." Celestia nods.
"Now let's get something to eat, we can't rule Equestria on an empty stomach."
Celestia gives her a bright smile.
"How right you are sister."
They both gave out a chuckle.
*Meanwhile in Ponyville*
"Jeez I wonder where Twilight could be, it's definitely not like her to disappear and leave me with all this work." Said the frustrated diminutive purple dragon sorting through a large pile of books.
"Alright I'm going out for a break, I'm sure Twilight wouldn't mind if I leave all this stuff like this." Said the dragon has he walked out of the library/tree house. I wouldn't be surprised if those elves form that cookie commercial dwells in there.
The dragon was wandering around Ponyville until he came across a certain large crimson stallion.
"Hey Big Mac." Greeted the dragon.
"Huh? Oh howdy Spike, say have you seen Applejack anywhere? I can't seem to find her and it's really weird for her to just vanish like that." Said the worried Big Mac.
"No I haven't seen, hey have you seen Twilight? She's been gone for a while and I have no clue where she is." Asked Spike.
"Nope, I haven't seen her." Replied Big Mac. "Well I got to get back to the farm, I don't want to leave Applebloom hanging." And just like that he left.
"Hmm, this is getting really weird, first it's Twilight and now Applejacks gone missing. I hope they're okay."
Spike continues to walk through the town.
*Back to earth*
"Alright Rainbow your arm should be heeled within a couple hours, just don't do anymore tricks on the ATV." I told her after I finished bandaging her arm. There were just minor scratches, nothing big.
"So that's what that thing's called, A-T-V." She obviously have never rode one before.
"Alright you're all set." She stands up to take a better look at her arm.
"Eh it doesn't look to bad." Rainbow just shrugs it off.
"What the hell were you trying to do, a back flip?" I asked her.
"Nooooo I just wanted to see how fast it can go." Says Rainbow, trying to look innocent.
"Alright how about I teach you how to ride the sucker so you won't fuck yourself up next time, does that sound good?"
"TOTALLY!"
"Alright we'll do that next time but right now how about we have some food."
"Yeah sure, getting injured can really make you hungry."
She's like fucking Evel knievel.
We entered the living room to see the rest of the gang waiting.
"You alright Rainbow Dash, nothings seriously hurt?" Asked a concerned Twilight.
"You were doing awesome on that thing Rainbow Dash! Well except the part where you fell off." Says Pinkie.
While they were talking about Rainbow's daring feats Fluttershy's bunny hops over to me, I picked it up and went to the kitchen to feed him some carrots.
"Yeah you like carrots don't you?" I said to the rabbit. It just kept nibbling on the carrot. I went back into the living room and lightly threw Bugs Bunny onto the couch.
"Alright everyone I'm going to get some food for all of us so stay here and don't do anything stupid."
"You don't want us to come and help you sugar cube?" Said Applejack.
"I'll be back in a little while don't worry, and keep an eye on Rainbow for me, don't let back on my ATV without my supervision."
"Hey I'm not a little filly!" Says a agitated Rainbow.
"Hehe we'll keep an eye on her, just come back safe okay." Says Twilight.
*Break*
"Man I've been living in this freaky world for five days and I already feel like I fit in." Says Applejack with slight enthusiasm.
"Yeah this world is definitely fun!" Announced Pinkie, playing Motorstorm with Rainbow Dash.
"OH COME ON Pinkie how are you in front of me already I was in the lead like three seconds?" Asked a grouchy Rainbow. She's not the one to like losing.
Fluttershy was tending to her bunny's needs, from brushing its fur and to reading a story with it. That is a definition of adorable, fuck I need a slim jim. Rarity was trying to look up different types of fashion on the internet, along with Twilights help.
"OOH LOOK AT THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN A DRESS LIKE THAT BEFORE! OOH LOOK AT THIS ONE! SO STYLISH AND INTRIGUING!" Yeah she was just going on and on about the diversity of fashion in this world.
"Wow slow down Rarity I'm still trying to get use to tying on this key board." I showed them how to use the computer so that they can retrieve more knowledge of this world. They better not break my shit.
"You know, I think I'm gonna visit the pond nearby." Said Applejack as she left through the back door. Rainbow and Pinkie were neck and neck in their "race".
"Gah! This game is making me thirsty, hey Twilight could you help me out and get a drink for me?" Asked Rainbow, not even taking her eyes off the tv.
"Rainbow Dash the kitchen is like six steps from here, I'm sure you can get one yourself." Countered Twilight, hands at her hips.
"Ahh come on Twilight, pleaseeeeee?" Pressed Rainbow with a puppy dog expression. Twilight gave in.
"Oh alright I'll get you a drink." Surrendered Twilight.
"Thank you Twlight you're my best friend."
Twilight rolled her eyes and proceeded to the fridge, she took a can of Dew out and handed it to Rainbow.
"Oh could you open that for me?" Asked Rainbow, she obviously has her hands full.
"Ugh fine." Says a agitated Twilight. Applejack bursts in through the back door and into the living room. She looked like she was out of breath and very startled.
"Applejack what is it!?" Asked Twilight, worried about her friend.
"Twi-Twilight, you'll never believe this but something is happening in the back yard!"
*Break*
It was about six when I came back. I was carrying a large bag of Chinese food, I made sure there was no meat in it so it wouldn't scar them. This should take care of dinner tonight. I don't really feel like cooking since I was tired as shit and fuck do I needed to take a shit.
I opened the door and placed the food on the table and advanced toward the shitter. Yeah that's what I call it. After I finished my 'dirty work' I went into the living room and planted my ass on the couch. Hey wait a sec, where the fuck are the girls? Did they go somewhere? I just realized that the house was suspiciously quiet all of a sudden. I got off the couch and searched the area. They were nowhere in sight what the fuck happened!? What, did they decided to leave because they couldn't stand this place anymore? Well I hope they found a better place than this, and besides I have the house to myself again and… WHAT IN THE HORSE NIPPLES IS THAT FUCKING THING!?
*Break*
"It-it must be some kind of portal, I-I'm not sure." Twilight observed nervously. The girls were staring at some kind of blinding white light. It looked like a miniaturized white sun.
"A portal? To where?" Asked Applejack.
"Maybe it's portal back to Equestria." Said Rainbow Dash.
"I'm not sure where this portal would take us, it might be a portal to anywhere in the universe." Said Twilight, analyzing the portal from every angle.
"Looks like we won't know unless we try it." Said Pinkie as she thrusts her hand toward the portal.
"NO PINKIE!" Everyone yelled in unison, advancing on the pinkette.
*Break*
This is the weirdest fuckin thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Was I looking at a sun or some kind of mystical portal? I'm telling you this has been the most shit induced week I have ever went through. I picked up a rock and through it at it. I just ate the fuckin rock. I'm guessing that the girls fell in what it looks to be an obeast Navi form legend of Zelda but without the butterfly wings. I took very cautious steps toward it. I slowly extended my hand to its center. I felt a slight suction coming from it, so I decided to be an idiot and reached out further into the unknown and I got sucked in like a vacuum cleaner.
What I am experiencing right now is out of this world. There were colors swirling around me like a washing machine going through rinse cycle. I tell you there were more colors I here then a gay pride flag, it almost makes me happy for some reason, and at the same time, makes me want a poptart.
*Break*
Finally, it seemed like forever when I was being fuckin teleported through a wormhole, I have now reached an unknown destination. It is now the best time to know my surroundings. It looked like I was at the edge of a forest and there was a dirt road heading off somewhere near those hills. Well there's nothing better to do then to follow the yellow brick road. This better not be some kind of Alice and Wonderland shit or I fuckin swear…
Let's see, it's been about five minutes since I've been following this road and so far it's leading me to nowhere in particular. This is a hopeless journey, I might as well sit here and starve to death, and what a nice day to do that, not a fuckin cloud in the sky. You know what NO, I'm giving up early I got to press on. Just like the wise man said, " every long journey starts with a single step", time to get a move…hold the fuck on! Is that civilization I hear?
I came across a wooden sign. I read 'Ponyville'. I guess they weren't lying after all, this fucking town actually exists. Let's go terrorized the inhabitants.
*Break*
"TWILIGHT! Man I've never been so glad to see you!" Announced Spike as he lunged toward Twilight and held her in a bear hug.
"It's good to see you too Spike, did you handle everything okay while I was gone?"
"Yup, everything is neatly organized from top to bottom."
"Oh Spike what would I do without you."
*Break*
Alright thirty steps into the town and everyone was giving me weird looks. Did I forget to mention that they were all ponies? I feel like I was in some kid's coloring book. It just felt so fucking strange, I could even feel it in my nipples.
"GASP, OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH JOSH IS THAT YOU!?" Now who could that be…OH WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE! So that's what she looks like in a pony form.
"OH IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU JOSH DID YOU MISS ME? I KNOW I MISSED YOU, ARE YOU HUNGRY? LET'S GO TO SUGARCUBE CORNER! THERE'S PLENTY OF GOODIES THERE! OH I ALMOST FORGOT, WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY! OH IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST PARTY EVER AND EVERYPONY WILL BE INVITED! OH I SHOULD TELL MY FRIENDS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM TOO MUCH OR ELSE IT WOULD SPOIL THE SURPRISE, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR ANY WAY JOSH? DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU LIKE VANILLA OR…" Oh…my…fucking….
"Hey Pinkie how about you show me around this place." I threw out.
"Oh sure I would love to give a fun-filled tour of Ponyville." Pinkie replied ecstatically.
"Hey aren't your friends here too?"
"Of course and in fact let's go see them right now!"
*Break*
We were now at Twilight's house, which was a humongous tree.
"HEY TWILIGHT OPEN UP THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE!" Yelled Pinkie while repeatedly banging on her front door.
"Alright, alright hold on a sec Pinkie." Replied an annoyed Twilight.
The door opens and Twilight's expression turns form annoyed to shock.
"Josh!? How did you…is that really you?!" Asked Twilight, she couldn't find the right words to say.
"In the fuckin flash, how's it going Twilight?"
"Wow Josh, I've never expected to see you here. Did you fall in that same portal in your back yard?"
"Heh what else?" I felt like being a smart ass.
"Well please come in, make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?"
"No thanks."
"Hey Twilight do we have company…" Right then and there I was face-to-face with a pint size dragon.
"Umm…Twilight?"
"Don't worry Spike, he's just a friend from a different place, he won't harm you." Reassured Twilight.
"Okay, if you say so." Said Spike, not fully convinced. I decided to break the silence.
"So…how's it going?" I asked Spike.
"Um…okay…I guess." He replied.
"If you're wondering what I am I'm what you call a human."
"A hu…man?" How much do I need to explain to this fuckin thing about humans?
"We're basically bi-pedal creatures capable of adapting and surviving almost anywhere."
"Wow, that's really…interesting." Looks like I got him hooked.
*Break*
Dear Princess Celestia
I know you and everypony have been worried sick about me and my friends and for that I apologize, you see, I've been working on an old experiment that quickly turned awry and it resulted in having my friends and I teleported to a new dimension and it is there that we encountered a new friend there by the name a Josh. He is a human who lives in a different world from ours, he has helped us through our struggles and did everything he could to make us feel more like home in a different world. We also learned many new interesting things there during our stay and never in my life have I ever been fascinated in that world. But now we are all safe sound back in Equestria. I will immediately take where I left off and submit my friendship reports as soon as possible.
P.S. The human that I mentioned, Josh has also been teleported here with us. I will give him food and shelter until I have found a way to send him back home.
Sincerely yours
Twilight Sparkle
After Twilight had finished the letter she gave it to Spike where he burnt it up with green fire. What the fuck.
*Break*
Celestia's Castle
Celestia sitting by the fire reading her students latest report while sipping on a cup of tea.
"Hmm a human, it does sound very interesting, not to mention very generous if it did all those nice things for Twilight and her friends. Hmm, I think I'll go visit her tomorrow." Said Celestia, beginning to write a reply to herto her faith full student.