If you watch Prince of Tennis because of the cute girls (I doubt it - I only know people who watch it for the hot boys), you'll be pleased to know there is a cute girl in this chapter who plays tennis!

The Great Kouhai Exchange

Day 2: Hot Girl Playing Tennis

"Class, we have a new student, so I expect you to be on your best behavior!" the teacher said, opening the door.

A tall, shy-looking brunette with short, cropped hair smiled cheerfully, revealing her beautiful brown eyes. "Hi, everyone, it is nice to be here! I'm Yanago Rika! I play tennis and I'm a prodigy!" (Akaya snickered at this. Girls, prodigies - how messed up was this world?) "I'm from the tropical island of Suzukihondacivicninjasushitenipurisashimirikkaidai!"

"Very well, then," said the teacher, rubbing her temples. So she was one of those tennis-playing-transfer-students, huh? God, just how many were they? "You can sit next to Akaya-kun. He plays tennis too."

Akaya twitched. "Sensei, are you implying that I am to play a match with this unfit being?" He said, trying to sound mature.

The teacher put a finger on her chin, as if in thought. "I don't see what's wrong about it."

"But she's a girl! That just doesn't happen!"

"Boys are no better than girls," said the teacher. "Right, Yanago-san?"

Yanago smiled. "Actually, males are stronger and bigger than females. They win."

The teacher's eyes bulged. "How could you turn away from your own gender? You traitor! People like you should go to hell! You're a hypocrite!"

"Sensei, I do believe we should be getting back to the lesson now," said the girl.

"Oh yeah," and the teacher did just that.

Now, this girl - she knew everything the teacher taught ever since she was in third grade, but pretended to listen intently to not annoy the teacher. She felt something hit her head. It was a ball... and then it transformed into a sheet of paper. Hooray for magic and metamorphosis!

'So U play tennis, huh? :) Every1 knows I'm the best! :P Letz play a match... :O UR a fat chik!!! 8D LOLZ. XDDDD'

And then Akaya was smirking at her.

She mouthed 'yes.'

X

Akaya was never a fan of women's tennis... but that was before he saw the skirts flapping up, revealing the girls' thighs. Of course, he knew he was sexier than any girl.

But, damn, this girl was hot.

And he didn't notice her serve go past him. The students frowned at him, especially Shishido - "Don't let a girl beat you, you bastard! Get a grip, man!"

"You, Shishido-sama, are a meanie!" yelled Akaya back at Shishido.

"0-15 Yanago!"

Akaya was flabbergasted, "What, she already served?" He cried angrily. "She already served? She already served? She al-"

"Shut up!" yelled a random freshman. "You said it once, don't you think we can hear you? God,"

"Look, are you ready?" said the girl. "I'm going to serve now,"

Akaya snorted.

X

"How the hell could you beat me?" said Akaya, "You're a girl!"

The girl looked at him, "I'm your senpai, Akaya," said the girl. "Together, we can face Hyotei! We can do it! I shall protect you from the-"

"Are you Yanagi-senpai?"

"...Isn't it already obvious?"

"Nah, not really."

"You're an idiot."

"Sometimes,"

"But you're good at tennis,"

"So that makes me cool,"

A minute later - "What, so you're not a girl?! I'm gay!"

Akaya's loud shriek could be heard in RikkaiDai, Yukimura reflected.

TO BE CONTINUED

Guys, I'm really sorry this is shorter than usual! D; I'll try to make the other chapter longer.

(Ugh, this depresses me. Guys, this is one of those times a review would make me feel better... I trust you know what to do. -shot- But seriously, this depressed me.)