School Life

Third day, third class

Teacher- Laxus

Students- Lisanna, Sting, Elfman, Hibiki, Natsu, Cobra, Lyon, Juvia, Wendy

Teacher- Not important

Students- Gajeel, Levy, Droy, Jet, no one else matters

Note, the Strauss siblings aren't siblings here.

Chapter 4- English

"The wall looks like it never had a gaping hole in to begin with. I'm impressed with the school's maintenance workers," Lisanna said as she and Levy walked down the hall to their classes. They both had English for third period, but they had different teachers. And Lisanna's luck would have it that she ended up with the strict Dragon Slayer teacher.

When the two reached the spot where they diverge, Lisanna, trying to cheer her friend up, said, "Try to have fun Levy, make new friends."

"I'll try," Levy replied as she headed left into her class.

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Lisanna's class

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Lisanna turned and went right into hers, setting her stuff down next to her seat, before saying hi to Juvia.

"Juvia-sama is sad."

"Is it because Gray isn't in our class?"

"Yes."

"Well, we have him next block, so you will get to watch him creepily soon," Lisanna said as she desperately tried to cheer the water mage up before she flooded the classroom with her tears.

"That's right!" Juvia said as she brightened up. "We have class together next block…you said 'we'…as in the three of us…LOVE RIVAL!" Juvia yelled as she made her way closer to Lisanna, her eyes dark except for the glint of evil in them.

"What? No! I'm not your love rival, I promise. Gray is all yours," Lisanna said as she tried to back away from the other girl. But she tripped over her book bag and stumbling backwards, landed in Natsu's lap, startling the Dragon Slayer. And a startled Natsu means only one thing. Fire.

Three minutes later, the bell rang. Two minutes after that, Laxus walked in, barely making it in the classroom before stopping, mid step. He looked at his class, to his watch, then to the door, the urge to leave showing in his eyes. But when he looked back to the class and saw Cana's supple of alcohol, he decided to stay.

Grabbing a beer, the teacher made his way to the open seat next to Wendy and joined his class in the making of s'mores as they sat around the desk Natsu had caught on fire, campfire style. Taking a sip, he surveyed the rest of the classroom. All other desks were up against the wall to make room for the logs they sat on. Where did they get logs from on such short notice? And this sand? Did they plan this out? Oh well, Cana has good taste in beer, so I would report this to Gramps. "So, mum's the word about this to Gramps, got it? He doesn't need to know."

The class nodded they agreement, some shuddering at the thought of their principle, angry.

Confused, Lisanna asked shyly, "Gramps?"

"This principle is my Grandpa. That's the only reason I'm here teaching English," Laxus said in his usual gruff tone.

"Oh," was all Lisanna could manage, so she busied herself with roasting another marshmallow.

"You may say that you're here because of gramps, but we all know you deep down, you love us. You just can't show it because it might ruin your bad boy rep," Cana slurred.

"Like a Man!" the boy next to Lisanna yelled, causing her marshmallow to fall off the stick.

"Also," Laxus continued, ignoring the two outbursts, "the quiz we were supposed to have today on pages 1-57 will be tomorrow on pages 1-78," he finished with a sip of beer.

He was met with groans of complaint and protest.

"You want to have it now?"

The class went quiet.

"Thought so," the blonde said as he took another sip.

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Levy's Class

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Levy sat in the back of the class, much to her displeasure. He couldn't see what the teacher had written on the board because it was written in a pale yellow. Worse though, was that she couldn't hear a word, and not because the teacher was a mousy woman, but because the kids next to her wouldn't be quiet. Jet and Droy kept hitting on her and trying to ask her out, to which she kept saying no, then there was the kid shooting spitballs, but worst was Gajeel's snoring coming from behind her.

"I'm never sitting in the back again, even if it means running to class to get a good seat," Levy swore to herself.

The two girls were walking back to their rooms after coming from the showers when they heard the yelling of boys and the screaming of girls. Turning around they saw two Dragon Slayers running toward them, Cobra in the lead with Natsu right behind him.

"Where are you Spike? Spike, come here!" Cobra yelled as he opened up every door in the hallway, looking for something.

"The second I find that thing, I'm roasting it alive!" Natsu yelled to Cobra. "How dare your damn snake try to eat Happy!" The girls watched as the boys busted down every door until the only one left was theirs.

"He has to be in here," Cobra said, kicking the girl's door down. Looking around quickly, he spotted the horned snake slithering into the dresser drawers. Running in, he opened the drawer and pulled his snake out. The snake, to Lisanna's horror was wrapped up in her bra. Cobra's face went red when he saw the bra and couldn't get it off of Spike.

"You pervert!" Lisanna yelled as she stormed up and slapped Cobra in the face, kicking him out of the room. Levy slammed the door behind him.

"What about Spike?!" she heard the teen yell from behind the door.

Opening the door, Levy watched as Lisanna chucked the snake straight into Cobra's face, before closing the door one last time.

Lisanna put her bra back into her drawer, ignoring the sounds of the two boys begging for mercy as they were being beaten up by all the girls whose rooms they broke into.