A/N: Yay! Ino bashing time! The conversation between the two is soo funny! Enjoy! Warning there is Ino bashing and cussing!

Temari walked into the club and sighed. Let's just get this over with. She spotted her friends sitting at a booth in the corner. She slowly walked over to them. When she reached them everyone looked up. "Hey guys." Sakura jumped up and tackled her in a hug.

"Tema! I'm so glad you're back. How was it? Tell me everything that happened and I mean everything." She had a little mischievous smile on her face. Tenten put her hand on Sakura's shoulder.

"Now now Sakura. Don't ask her too many questions." She looked at Temari and smiled with the same smile Sakura had on. "But you do have to tell us everything."

"Fine. Let me have a few drinks first." They nodded and allowed Temari to sit down.

"I'll go get the drinks." Tenten walked off to the bar. Hinata smiled at Temari.

"Hey Tema!"

"Hey Hinata. How's it going?" Hinata shrugged.

"It's okay. After your wedding Kiba started talking about weddings. It was so w-weird!" Hinata sort of blushed. Whenever she was around Temari and Sakura she didn't stutter that much. Temari giggled.

"That is weird. I'm glad. It's time you two finally tied the knot anyways. So when's the wedding?" Hinata practically fainted.

"It t-took you and S-Shika a while to get m-married." Hinata started stuttering again.

"Yeah that's true. There was just too much getting in the way…" Temari drifted off as she glanced at Ino. "But now we're finally married and I could never be happier!" Temari smiled.

"So? Details of the honeymoon!" Sakura finally cut into their conversation. Temari groaned.

"Well we got to Vegas and went to our fabulous hotel. When I got into the room I said it was beautiful and Shikamaru wasn't even checking it out. He said it wasn't as beautiful as me." Hinata and Sakura awed. Temari sort of blushed. "Well then. Uh. You know." It sort of came out as a question. Sakura eyed her evilly.

"No I don't know. Fill me in!" Sakura said innocently. Hinata was blushing a little bit, but she was just as eager to hear.

"Yes you do! It's obvious. They had sex." Ino said grumpily. She was the only one not wanting to hear about their night.

"I know, but I want Temari to tell us." Sakura turned back to Temari with eager eyes.

"Okay. Well we started making out then he carried me to the bed and we did it." Temari shrugged as if it was nothing, but on the inside she was blushing like crazy.

"Details! Was he good?" Temari stared at her with shock while Ino's eyes practically popped out of her head. Sakura looked at them confused. "What? It's an innocent question. If you want to know Naruto is-"

"No thanks." Temari put her hand in front of Sakura's face. She smiled. "Fine. You wouldn't think so, but he was actually very good. He he is so lazy, but not in bed." Temari stated. Sakura smiled at her and Hinata just looked at her with a small blush. She must not like talking about this stuff.

"What did I miss?" Tenten said walking up with the drinks. Sakura took one.

"You're too late. Temari already talked about it. Well the first night…" She zoned out as she looked back at Temari who just looked away.

"It's okay. It's obvious they had sex. It's the first night of the honeymoon. I want to know how the rest of the week went." Tenten said as she passed out everyone's drink and sat down beside Temari.

"It was fine. The week went great except for the last day. We were at a club and this guy slapped my ass." Everyone gasped, excluding Ino who wasn't really caring. "Then Shikamaru punched him and he didn't talk the whole night. He was totally jealous. I tried to cheer him up the car ride home. I told him it was like when Ino would hit on him and I would punch her." Temari laughed forgetting that Ino was sitting next to her.

"That sucks." Sakura said quietly. After that there was a long silence. Temari couldn't take it anymore.

"Sorry Ino." Ino rolled her eyes.

"I don't care. You were just talking about the past."

"No I meant for punching you long ago." Temari said it quietly. She still didn't like Ino, but she couldn't stand the tension.

"Like I said it's okay. The past is the past." Temari nodded.

"Let's go dance." Tenten said as she dragged Hinata and Sakura.

"Y'all can I'm going to sit here." Ino said. Temari nodded and agreed with her.

"Yeah. I don't feel like dancing." The girls just shrugged and walked off to the dance floor. "So? How have you been?" Temari said taking a sip of her drink.

"Okay."

"You been dating anyone?"

"No."

"Why are you only giving one word answers?"

"Because."

Temari sighed and took another sip of her drink. At least I can say I tried. Ino reached over the table to grab something and accidentally knocked over a drink. It spilled all over Temari. "Oops. Sorry." She said with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.

"Sorry my ass!" Temari yelled at her.

Ino smirked. "Yeah you do have a sorry ass!" Temari gasped in shock.

"I can't believe you just said that you bitch." Temari yelled again.

"I'm the bitch? Well at least I'm not a whore!" Ino glared at her.

"Whore? You're such a slut." Temari furiously wiped off the drink on her shirt, her white shirt!

"I'm a slut? Yeah right Whore!" Ino yelled.

"Slut!" Temari yelled back.

"Dip shit!"

"Piece of shit."

"Skank!"

"Bitch!"

"Boyfriend Stealer!"

"Delusional Ugly Bitch!"

"I'm not ugly! You're ugly." Ino said shocked.

"At least I'm not a blonde bimbo who thinks she's all that and that she can get whatever guy she wants, but truth is no one likes her because she is an ugly slut and she'll never fall in love!" Temari said in triumph. Ino gasped and there were tears on the edge of falling. Temari smirked at her. She grabbed her purse, stood up, and ran away crying. "Serves that bitch right." Temari said in victory. She took another sip of her drink as the girls came back.

"Where's Ino?" Hinata asked curiously. She looked at Temari with a disappointed look on her face.

"She ran away crying because she learned the truth."

"And that is?" Tenten asked as she sat down next to Temari.

"She's ugly and no one will ever love her." Everyone gasped and then glared at Temari. "What?" Sakura shook her head in disapproval.

"Temari that's low. You were lower than Ino." Tenten said. What? They're all taking her side?

"I see how it is. Fine!" Everyone stared at Temari who continued to babble on. "If you want to take her side then I don't want to be here anymore. Have a good night." Temari grabbed her purse, waved to them and stomped out of there. What a wonderful girl's night out. Temari thought as she drove home.

A/N: Whatcha think? Also let me know if it's a little rushed because I feel like I'm rushing it a little...just let me know if I am! Thanks