PIPER'S POV

I woke up with a painful headache. Looking off to my side was Percy, still snoring away.

"Wake up!" I shook him rapidly.

He woke up with a jerk. "What was that for?" he whined falling back down onto the pillow.

"It's almost time for Dinner." I smiled. "Fineee." he pouted dragging himself out of bed.

"Why are you suddenly easier to get out of bed?" I questioned. "Because I want to see your beautiful face a bit longer." he winked, earning a huff from me.

"Anyways, so what are we gonna do about.. ya know?" he looked down, possibly regretting the question. "I don't know, whatever." I fled the room trying to get ready.

*WHEN THEY ARE DONE GETTING READY*

We both ran to the pavilion, not wanting to be late. Standing in the middle giving a speech were the two people we hated the most at the moment.

"Thanks for all the support for are mar-" stopped Annabeth looking at Percy and I. "Why are you giving a speech about your upcoming wedding?" I asked horribly confused, "You guys fucking wish you were OTP." I sassed at her. "It's true! Frazel is our OTP at the moment!" yelled Mitchell from the Aphrodite table, he was now the cabin counselor. Mitchell's remark made Hazel and Frank blush horribly. Annabeth and Jason stood there, embarrassed. "Instead of continuing to embarrass yourselves how about just sit down and eat?" I offered, feeling bad at their shocked expressions. "Piper, I don't know what's your deal." Annabeth glared at me, recovering from her embarrassed posture. "Lots of things are my deal, but you don't see me walking around looking for attention might wanna close your legs, slut. You smell like the sewer." I hissed at her with venom, pinching my nose. She looked taken aback as she walked to her table with a sad Jason , disgusting. I sat down with Percy at a different table. "Wow Pipes I didn't know you could get so sassy." he looked surprised. "I didn't know either." I laughed continuing to eat.

Once Dinner was over, everyone went to the campfire. I decided to give a speech with Percy.

"For everyone here, I would like to say something. For the past five years me and Percy were on Olympus. All things said about us are lies. The people responsible for the lies are irrelevant, excuse my language, assholes." I smiled with fake sympathy. "I hope you enjoy camp for this summer. This Friday we will have a dance." I looked over at the were the Aphrodite cabin was sitting, a smile plastered over every one of their faces. Percy cleared his throat. "Also IDFWU gonna be the main song, throwing shade wassup." He made the 'peace' sign and walked off with me, leaving behind a bunch of scream laughing demigods.