This chapter is dedicated to 39 clues lover, an anonymous person who absolutely made my day with his/her comment. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

I don't own 39 clues, okay? Gimme a break...

76. We could all live without you reenacting Hamlet for us. (And YOU could live without your secret stash of gummy bears that you think no one knows about.)
77. Don't eat my gummy bears! (...)
78. Dont bring home a penguin from the zoo. (Can we keep it? Please?)
79. Hamilton can't stand the smell of green apple car fresheners. do not use this to your advantage. (Only $1.99 at most gas stations!)
80. If you disobey, and play football with the Holts, DO NOT play dead when they hit you. We thought that Dan was going to kill someone. (Who said I was pretending?! I blacked out!)
81. Once you get out of the hospital, don't tease Dan for caring for you. (Me: I didn't TEASE him. I hugged him and said thank you! Dan: Same difference.)
82. Don't use blackmail. (Hey! I did this for the greater good! I got to style the boys hair, pick out the best suits, and then make them ask their crushes on a date! Fiske: I have to admit, this is the one time something good came out of Charlie's scheming.)
83. Don't attach spy camera's to the boy's ties. (Fiske: ... And there goes the thoughtfulness.)
84. Nellie cannot make you a skittles cupcake. (Charlie+Dan: AWWWW!)
85. The song "It's raining men" does not imply that you throw the boys off the roof. (Just be glad I thought to put a safety net.)
86. Dont lock Jonah out of the house. (He came back stripped to his boxers, traumatized and beaten up. Strangely, it was his first time in a public hospital.)
87. Don't hide in the ball pit. (BAZINGA! BAZINGA! BAZINGA! BAZINGA!)
88. Amy's diary is not to be put online. (Oh Ian... I love you... I love you more than words can say... I love your sexy British accent... I love your abs...)
89. Don't play hide and go seek in the reptilian lab. (Dan: *running into the room, out of breath.* Yeah... There might be a snake loose in the CCC- Me: GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!)
90. Don't "bedazzle" Jonah's porsche. (You don't appreciate my talents...)
91. Don't set the gerbils from the cloning lab free. (Run little ones! Run like the wind!)
92. Don't use the shock pen. (Me: DAN! STOP BEING STUPID! Dan: OW!)
93. Homemade Wolverine hands are dangerous. (Sinead: I ALMOST LOST AN EYE! Nick Fury: I DID LOSE AN EYE!)
94. YOU. DON'T. NEED. 200. BOXES. OF. POPTARTS. (You should have seen your face... Priceless.)
95. Don't ambush people with nerf guns. (We were bonding! Over your pain!)
96. Don't try out the bow and arrows. (Me: OMIGOD. That's... That's an American bald eagle! Aren't they extinct?! Wednesday: They are now.)
97. No road trips. Just... Please. No. (Me: But we were going to Canada! Hamilton: WHY?! WHY DO WE LET YOU BE A COUNTRY?!)
98. Don't sic your beaver friends on Hamilton. (No one insults my hometown! ...Eh?)
99. Don't order 10,000 pillows. (Me: IT. WAS. LEGEN- Dan: WAIT FOR IT! Jonah: DARY!)
100. Don't talk back to authority. (Me: Hey, your honor, I object! Judge: on what grounds? Spot: ON THE GROUNDS OF BROOKLYN!)
101. Don't leave without reviewing! (Tell me your favourites!)

THERE. OMIGOD. THAT WAS TIRING. THIS HAS BEEN IN PROGRESS FOR OVER 4 MONTHS. AND. NOW. IT'S. OVER.

And if you got all the obscure and weird references... You are awesome. 'Nuff said.

(Flames will be used to burn Ian's designer suits.)

Hey, y'all! It's

-Charlie