Fun fact: Mikasa was actually supposed to be an alien like in Jean's dream sequence, but then I couldn't make her really… work that angle without hinting at Mikasa having feelings for Jean. I personally ship them but I just don't think it's the right pairing for this fic. Anyway, the Levi Eren chapter is here!

Levi's eyes widened, "you don't mean… you can't be…"

"That's right Levi, I'm not just any extremely handsome Eren, I'm the extremely handsome Eren Jeager."

How could Levi not have recognized him? Eren Jeager, that Eren Jeager, the name that has long since been etched into his soul for the last four years. Four years… Four years… echo…

Eren Jeager was a kid; nevertheless he was the local prince of the town. His father, Grisha (famous surgeon/ medicine man/ roadie with Bob Marley), had settled down and erected a castle known as Jeager University. It quickly put Harvard and all those other armpit schools on their ass. This shit was so exclusive even Brittney Spears in her prime was waitlisted- no- the author was. Actually I was flat out rejected, I'm kind of a dumb ass but a big deal in my own mind? He married a woman called Carla (ex-stripper gone reality TV housewife), and had a son called Eren. Along the way as their fame and wealth grew they decided if they ever hoped to compete with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie they would have to adopt an Asian baby. Her name was Mikasa and she was bought off cheap from the sex trade.

Other than public stunts not much was known about the Jeager household. No one particularly cared. I mean, sometimes people were curious. Rumors would start over just about anything. Grisha was actually a mad scientist experimenting on his son, Mikasa was actually an alien void of human emotion, Carla was actually the Pink Panther in disguise. While the school was famous and elite the town was not. It was a small town, kind of boring. There was a mall, a best buy, a Walmart- wait this town has everything what am I talking about!? This town did have one particular problem… the pests. You see most places have rats or mosquitos. We have… DRAGONS. Just kidding, thumbs up if you go that. Actually this town has a die-hard Beauty and the Beast fandom as well as a gang problem. We'll focus on the gang problem.

"Hey brat, where's your private car?" said some annoying screaming goat of a thug.

The little Prince simply kept walking on his merry way. Today was the day he would do something for himself. He was young, around fourteen. His whole life everything was given to him and done for him. He grew up wanting for nothing and soon he'll be an adult with no clue on what he'll actually want. Today he decided he would walk home from school, like any normal kid. He managed to ditch Mikasa and Armin, he was so close to his house- but these ass holes showed up.

"We'll cut to the chase Jeager," the annoying cauliflower one said, "we want your cliché money."

"Hey should we do the fanfic trope and threaten to 'have fun with him' cuz he's got such a cute face?" Asked goat.

Cauliflower was genuinely hurt, "Jeremy, you really think he's cute? I thought you only had eyes for me."

"N-No, Eugene, I really do love only you! I-I'll do that thing you like with my thumb after this!"

"Oh Jeremy~"

"Can I leave now," Eren asked.

With only one celebrity in the town of course Levi would have heard of the Jeager family, especially their son. Even so Levi had never actually seen the boy or anyone from their household. He lived in the hood and no one really cared about them there. Still Levi found himself in town one day, on his was to another job interview. If he failed one more interview he could apply for welfare and never get a job ever and jerk off every day.

Back to the topic of Eren Jeager. He had heard about Eren. He was rich, he was handsome… but Levi couldn't give less of a shit about that. Were those literally the two most fuckable qualities a person could have, yeah, but in what universe would young thug life and the little prince ever cross paths- oh look a kid being bullied. Levi stared at the boy getting his ass kicked. Should he step in? If he was a good citizen sure, but… that kid takes a beating well. Levi found himself slightly aroused at the bruises forming on the kid's face- cute face. If he was gonna see a face like that again and get a complimentary thank you dick sucking, he would have to step in.

"Hey," Levi said literally stepping in.

The two boys who only exist to drive the plot met Levi's gaze. He was so hot but so dangerous- which makes him even hotter! A known fact about Levi is his eyelashes can shop a head off if he blinks hard enough. Now, Levi was actually famous to anyone who wasn't rich and sheltered as the Murderous Midget. Those words made him easily identifiable. The two bullies ran away screaming for the Amanda Show to come back on Nickelodeon and were never heard from again. Levi watched them run and he looked to the kid he helped, still shaking and spitting out a molar. Ew, his mouth his probably full of blood- keep it off his dick.

"Kid."

The kid looked up with wide eyes, eyes that brought Levi back to his childhood. He could hear the distant echo of kids laughing and singing, "Levi and Isabel sitting in a tree." "No, stop, leave me alone." "K-I-S-S- oh hey I think Levi is actually gay guys?" "No, I'm sexually ambiguous!" "Levi and Farlan sitting in a tree." Levi went on to beat the shit out of those kids and any bully he saw. Whenever he saved a kid they would run away crying. Maybe violence isn't the answer but being alone never really bothered Levi. The kid spoke after wiping his tears, bringing Levi back to reality.

"Thank you for saving me."

"Don't cry, you're a man aren't you?"

The kid stood up and cheered, "right!"

"Well… bye," Levi tried walking away but the kid followed, "What?"

"Thank you again mister," the kid reminded him of a baby duck.

Levi looked down on the kid even though they were the same height and glared. This kid did not run, scream, cry, or anything. He just kept smiling.

"Say kid, you afraid of me?"

"Should I be," he chirped before rustling through his bag, "Hey since we're friends now I'll give you something. What's your name?"

"Levi," he groaned.

The kid pulled out a green colored pencil, "This is my favorite colored pencil but I want you to have it."

Levi took the pencil like WTF I'd rather have money or edible body chocolate, "Hey what's you're name?"

"Eren," called a third voice, the two youngin's turned to look who it was.

"Hey dad," Eren called out to the man in the slick ass car.

"Wait… isn't he- Hey kid are you Eren Jeager?"

Eren ignored Levi and ran to his dad with sparkles in his eyes and told his dad everything. The man, Grisha, looked to Levi and sized him up. He told Eren to get in the car and Eren did as told. Grisha got out of the car and walked to Levi and handed him a card with a number on it. As thanks for helping his idiot son who still can't read beyond a 3rd grade level he would owe Levi one rule free favor. And then the Jeager's were gone, not a trace left behind… well… almost.

Levi looked at the pencil and card in his hand. A favor from the Jeager house was not easy to come by and yet this pencil felt all the more precious. For a long time Levi couldn't help but think about that kid and he wondered if he might see him again? He supposed not. His dad seemed cool but in the long run would he approve of his only son being with a thug? Probably not. He decided to give up the fleeting dream of Eren Jeager and he threw himself into his gang work. Still he couldn't throw the pencil away and maybe if he ever got arrested he could call the Jeager's to bail him. So he kept the pencil and card hidden away in a small box in the back of his closet.

One day, many months later, he was threatened to be kicked out of the gang for being too badass and sexy. Levi was upset; he needed the gang to give him someone to go bowling with on Wednesdays. Now what? He went home to unwind with some jerking off and poetry writing- his two favorite pastimes. He decided he would have to leave the gang but to do what? Levi thought to himself and then he walked over to his closet and pulled out the old Jeager box. He saw the green pencil and gave it a sniff. Oddly enough he had already begun to forget what the boy looked like. He could have googled him but the kid's face wasn't that important. He pulled out the card and walked to the pay phone by his house.

"Grisha Jeager speaking."

"It's Levi, I helped your son once."

"What can I do for you Levi?"

"Can you make me a space man?"

And that's how Levi got into the top University in the world for no reason. He is literally so under qualified and he doesn't even have to pay for it- all because he helped some brat in the streets. After he entered University, times with the gang were hard. He was no longer one of them in their eyes. Then he met Erwin, they bro fought, got drinks, smashed a car, and now you're basically up to speed.

"You're that Eren Jeager. Wow, puberty his you with a Fifty Meter Wall."

Eren had been looking at Levi the whole time Levi relived his life in his head, "You know… now that I get a good look at you.. you're kind of old looking- like Jonah Hill in 22 Jump Street!"

"Hold it brat."

"Hey Levi, do you still have my pencil?"

"No," he lied; it's under his pillow- he grew weirdly attached to it.

"What!? Are you even human!?"

Levi's tongue flecked out like a lizard's and licked his own eye, "What do you mean?"

Eren sighed, "Yeah, I did pick you to fall in love with. I'll grow to like it so let's bangy!"

"No way."

"Huh?"

"Now that I know you're Eren Jeager I won't have sex with you," Levi grumbled, he was already obsessed with a pencil; he didn't need to be obsessed with a human.

"But I got Jean's Mango's and everything!?"

"What does that mean?"

"I've been working hard to meet you for four years, I learned how to read and everything when I learned you would attend university here."

"You're Grisha's son, you'd have gotten in anyway?"

Eren thinks about it, "Wow, Levi you're smart. I never thought about that."

Levi's brow twitches, the kid was being serious, "I'm leaving."

"No! Wait! Senpai! Please! Love Me!"

"No," and Levi was gone.

I feel like this was all over the place but whatever. We get to some Erwin and Armin bits next time and then yeah, we'll see where it