Disclaimer: I don't own CSI NY or Danny or Lindsay or any of the characters or Oreo cookies or lemons!!
Next chapter will be under the Mature section!!
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Every single surface flat needed to be scrubbed from all the love making the newlyweds did.
"Danny you know if we used a UV light in here it would glow white spots all over the place." Lindsay said as she tried to remove bodily fluids from the couch.
"I know….I need to have the pool table reupholstered again." Danny looked at the felt on the pool table that had many blotches on it.
"I think the couch needs to be as well." Lindsay said but Danny came up behind her and pulled her into his arms.
"Oh no more sex till we get fabric here cleaned." Lindsay said and Danny chuckled.
"Oh and by the way Danny…with all the sex we had I wouldn't be surprised in a few weeks you'll have a hormonal pregnant woman to feed." Lindsay said as Danny's eyes lit up.
"Ok but I get to pick out the name for our first kid." Danny said as Lindsay's jaw dropped.
"Did you say first kid…how many kids are you wanting?!" Lindsay asked her husband who popped in the movie of Rent and they cuddled to each other.
"I dunno…maybe 8 kids….4 boys and 4 girls." Danny said as Lindsay shrieked.
"8….8…..OMG…..Danny who has to birth these kids and squeeze each one of them out her pussy?" Lindsay asked her husband as the phone rang.
"You and thank God us men can't have kids…could you see me trying to squeeze a 8 pound 19 inch baby out my cock." Danny said before answering the phone.
"Messer speaking…what's up Don." Danny spoke into his phone.
"If I had a wish Danny I'd pay a million bucks to see that happen." Lindsay said and Danny chuckled.
"You wanna go grab a beer?" Don asked Danny
"Sorry Flack but my wife and I are spending time on a side of our couch that doesn't have upholstery cleaner on it." Danny said as a loud shriek sounded though the phone.
"I am never coming to your apartment again and if I do I'm going to borrow Stella's UV Light." Don said as Danny put him on speaker phone.
"Well that's good to know Flack…we won't have to worry about you walking in on me sliding my cock in and out of my wife.
"Noooooo noooooo stop talking…I don't want to hear that…TMI…la la la la la I can't hear you….I can't hear you." Don said over the phone and Danny and Lindsay couldn't control their laughter.
"Yeah Don and when I'm sliding Danny's cock in and out of my mouth I won't have to worry about you letting yourself in our apartment and seeing me do that." Lindsay said as Danny snickered
"NOOOOOOOO MORE…TMI…AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH." Don screamed and Lindsay and Danny heard a thump.
"Uh oh…Donnie go passed out." Lindsay said and they heard a dial tone.
"Well I sense Don will never look at us the same way again and if he gets visuals…get the smelling salts." Danny said as Lindsay laughed and chuckled.
They watched the movie and Danny carried Lindsay to bed.
"How soon to know if we're going to be parents?" Danny asked his half asleep wife.
"When…you see me wake up and run to the bathroom throwing up….I guess. Now lets get some sleep." Lindsay said and they both fell asleep in each others arms
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The next morning Danny and Lindsay woke up. Their honeymoon was over and it was back to work for the newlyweds.
"Arg I don't want to go back to work." Lindsay whined as she brushed her teeth and kissed her husband.
"Me either. Lets call in sick." Danny said and kisses her again.
"Not going to work Messer." Lindsay said as she grabbed her purse
"It could work Messer." Danny said and they left their apartment.
They walked into their office and the day was slow on cases so they worked on paperwork.
"If I get another paper cut I'll scream." Lindsay said sucking her finger as Danny watched her and she gave him a look of what.
"You know you sucking on your finger reminds me of something." Danny said just ask Flack walked into the room and passed out.
"Poor Flack got a visual." Lindsay said as Danny went and got smelling salts.
"What's wrong with Flack?" Mac asked.
"Danny and I were taking naughty while he was on the phone to gross him out and he saw us and got a visual." Lindsay said as Danny waved the smelling salts under Flacks nose who began to stir.
"Oh my head…what happened." Don said rubbing the back of his head
"You passed out." Lindsay said as Don glared at both of them.
"You two are evil you know. Saying all those things to give me visuals." Don said and the Messers snickered.
Mac came in the office.
"We have a case and it's a smelly and dirty one so make sure there are lemons in the breakroom cause you 2 newlyweds get to go investigate the death of a decomp in a dumpster." Mac said
"Mac I don't know if you want to put us on that case. I mean Montana and I made so much love…flack sticks his fingers in his ears on our honeymoon there is a chance she could be pregnant. You don't want her throwing up on evidence if suddenly she runs to the bathroom to be sick do you.
Just like it was systematic Lindsay ran out of the room and into the ladies room throwing up.
"Well I think that explains it as a no I guess that case wouldn't be right for you 2. I would advise you to go get your wife some saltine crackers and a pregnancy test if I were you." Mac said as Stella overheard and had a huge smile on her face.
"Uh oh…..Mac you saying that just got Stella to overhear and she's got that look of shopping cravings in her eyes." Danny said and Don laughed.
"Watch from the boss." Mac said
"Stella…you take Sheldon to the case we just got in. Make sure we have lemons…decomp in a dumpster." Mac said and Stella's look went from happy to oh crap.
"Well that took away her shopping craving look." Danny said and then ran down to the corner market bought 2 pregnancy tests and crackers and came back to the ladies room where Lindsay was still emptying her stomach.
"Do I have the flu or something?" Lindsay said as she sat on the floor with her back to the bathrooms stall door.
"Honey here are some saltine crackers and here is the first pregnancy test…get peeing on that stick." Danny said as one of the lap techs came in but ran out screaming…Danny in ladies room.
Lindsay took the pregnancy test…peed on the stick and then took the other pregnancy test and came out and placed them on the counter and brushed her teeth before kissing Danny to kill time waiting for the test to be finished.
"Times up…ready to look my love?" Danny asked his wife
"Lets look together. On the count of 3 we turn around and each pick up a stick. 1…2….3." Danny and Lindsay both turned and picked up a pregnancy test.
"Positive!" Danny said happily.
"Positive!" Lindsay said happily.
"I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!!" Danny screamed so loud that everyone on that floor heard and started clapping as they both walked out of the ladies room.
Danny kissed his wife and placed his hand on her still flat stomach that was housing their growing baby.
"I love you mommy to be." Danny said as he kissed Lindsay again.
"I love you daddy to be." Lindsay said as Stella and Sheldon came in from their case and overheard.
"OMG LINDSAY YOUR PREGNANT!!" Stella screamed happily jumping up and down.
"OMG Stella…You Stink." Lindsay said as Stella smiled and grabbed lemons for her shower.
"Shopping trips are in store for us girl." Stella said and Lindsay smiled. "Your on girl." Lindsay replied.
"Mac any chance of more gross crime scenes to send Stella to for oh….the next 9 months?" Danny asked Mac who laughed as Flack came in.
"Well Flack…all the places Montana and I had sex on our honeymoon…couch, pool table, kitchen table, shower, bed, closet, balcony, counter, bathroom floor paid off. Lindsay and I are to be parents." Danny said as Flack once again passed out and everyone laughed.
"Wait you had sex in all those places? Reminds me of my first wife but she tried to…" Sid who had just come in the room started to say but everyone cut him off.
"Lets go home Montana. I'll make you dinner." Danny said
"Ooooh pasta and peanut butter with Oreo cookies." Lindsay said licking her lips and Danny gagged.
To Be Continued!