A/N- Edited (11-7-10)

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Chapter Four: Day One: Breakfast

I woke up to the sound of squealing girls. Groggily I looked around to find my three roommates, beside Lilly and Deuce, all standing on their group leader's bed screaming and pointing at something on the floor. Curiously I peered over, only to realize a girl was about to chuck a shoe at Geico. Letting out a battle cry I dove over the little Gecko and scooped him into my hand petting his head.

I looked over to the frightened girls "What's your problem you almost crushed him!"

"That, that thing was crawling on my arm this morning!" One of the girls shrieked.

"It's disgusting!" Wailed another while flailing her arms.

"Yeah, well I think your face is disgusting, but I don't try to smash you with a shoe." I muttered under my breath. With that I stomped to my bed, placing Geico down, and collecting my uniform.

"I guess now's as good as a time as any to get ready for the day! TO THE BATHROOM!" I shouted as I meandered to the door on my left, leaving a group of astonished girls staring at my back, which, unfortunately, was heading in the opposite direction of the bathroom.

Apparently over the night I had forgotten where the bathroom was, and proceeded to the door leading into the common room. I would've succeeded in entering the common room if Deuce hadn't roughly grabbed my collar.

"The bathroom is over there." she pointed out, exasperated.

"Oh" With a shrug, I exclaimed yet again "TO THE BATHROOM" and this time I found my way.

After my very long, very hot shower, I ran a towel through my hair, and got dressed in my new and improved uniform. As I opened the door I was met by the faces of five very angry roommates.

"YOU TOOK FOREVER!" screamed one of them.

"How will I get ready in time?" she glared at me while grabbing a towel and running into the bathroom.

"AND YOU USED UP ALL THE HOT WATER!"

I could hear her shout from inside the small steamy room.

"Huh, I guess I was in there longer than I thought. Oh well. "I said while grabbing my back pack and walking out into the common room, oblivious to the evil scowls my roommates were giving me. (Needless to say I'm lucky looks can't kill.)

I strolled down the stairs into the common room, and was greeted by the sight of a cocky looking Viper lounging on an overstuffed chair.

"What's with the look?" I asked casually while taking a seat across from him on my own overstuffed (and not nearly as comfy as it looks) chair.

He raised his eye brows and tilted his head. I looked over to where he was oh so inconspicuously telling me to. There was, what looked to be, a group of fourteen and/ or thirteen years old girls blushing at the sight of him. He gave them a quick grin, that seemed to be too much for their naïve little minds, because a few in the back seemed to have gone unconscious.

"Still got it." he said cockily

"Cradle robber" I muttered while smacking him upside the head

"Owww!" He whined while holding his head.

"Ace, I'm not going to date them or anything" He rubbed his head and pouted.

"You're so mean to me!"

I just rolled my eyes "Well if your done corrupting the Youth, I would like to get to breakfast. I really want a bagel. Mmmmm bagels how I love thee!"

With that I stood up grabbed my backpack and proceeded to drag Viper down the stairs. All the while getting some strange looks from the people we passed.

We finally made it down to the great hall and found ourselves some seats, ignoring the gawking crowds.

"They act like they've never seen two people sit down to eat before, jeez." I mumbled while I continued my quest for bagels, only to realize there were none.

I gasped. "What's wrong with these people! All I can find are English muffins! THE FIENDS!" I burst into a fit of tears as Viper patted my back.

"I guess you're going to have to settle for the English muffin" he said with a sigh.

I calmed down and picked up a muffin glaring at it "Damn British" I mumbled while munching on the god awful muffin.

(I mean it's not even a muffin! It's a disgrace to the muffins title! It has no top, no chocolate, no blueberries NOTHING! It's a pitiful excuse for a breakfast food.)

I continued my little mental rant only to realize Lily and Deuce had both joined our group. As I sat there scowling at my English muffin Deuce sat next to me.

"What's wrong?" she asked noticing my foul mood.

"No bagels" I muttered bitterly. "You failed to mention this to me before we came to this horrid place, and THIS…" I pointed accusingly at my English "muffin." "…is NOT a muffin!"

Viper nodded his head in agreement. "They don't even have raspberry jelly! What kind of sick freaks don't use raspberry jelly?"

Seemingly ignoring both our rants Lily asked "Would you like some toast?" as she tried nudging a piece at me.

"TOAST!" I cried in the most ridiculous British accent I could.

"WHY DARLING I WOULD ADORE SOME TOAST!" I screamed, still using your fake British accent.

"OH PIP PIP!" Viper yelled out while raising his glass at me imitating the same British accent.

"Ace, Viper you're being louder than usual this morning." Deuce said, while shaking her head.

"Well" I muttered darkly, my voice turning in to almost a whisper.

"That is because; I HATE YOUR PATHETIC BRITISH EXCUSE FOR BREAKFEAST!" I screamed while standing up and throwing my toast dramatically to the floor looking around pointedly.

"Oh!" I exclaimed excitedly while pointing a few feet down the table.

"Lucky Charms!"

By this time the great hall had gone completely silent watching my little outburst. Most people's jaws went slack, openly gaping at me.

I calmly walked down the table and reached for the prized box of cereal.

'I wonder if there's a prize' I silently wondered to myself.

As I was about to grasp the amazing breakfast in box Viper sprung up and snatched it from me, and took off out of the hall.

"OH NO WAY IN HELL!" I Yelled while giving chase.

Deuce shook her head and muttered "I don't think Hogwarts is ready for those two"

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