Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon
Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge
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"Hey Wendy. Are you okay?"
Dippers question hung in the air as some weird 8th dimensional insect flew by not even bothering them.
"D... Di... Di... Dipper?! Was that you?! Was that really you?" Wendy asked unbelievably.
"Yeah... I guess." Dipper took a hold of the Gashat and looked at it sheepishly.
Wendy went on about Dippers performance using descriptive pauses hand motions sounds. Dipper meanwhile dragged Wendy away from the Mall and found the bike he used and noticed the second person food spokes. (I have no idea what to call those things you stand on while your friend pedals the bike as you ride with them)
"Come on Wendy we need to find Shelter and we need to find where Mabel is, she could be anywhere in the hot mess of a town." Dipper said as he pulled the Bike up and they got on.
"Lets head that way, it leads to my house and we can assess our situation." Wendy replied before they left.
Arriving at the Corduroy house Wendy gets off the bike and grabs Dippers shoulder.
"So what was that?"
"What was what?" Dipper replied nervously.
"That Thing you changed into! You were pretty brave Dip." Wendy praised Dipper who got very red.
"I don't know what to call it. But the Gashat is called Taddle Quest." Dipper said.
"Well we gotta find one of those things for me!" Wendy gushed.
"I don't know..." Dipper said before...
"I think that's a wonderful idea!" Slenderman said appearing before both weary travelers.
"WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Wendy primed an Arrow in her Crossbow ready to fire.
"Oh I'm the one who gave Dipper the ability to transform into Kamen Rider Brave." Slenderman answered politely.
"Oh yeah... the Driver said 'I'm a Kamen Rider' at the end for the first part of the fight."
"Level 1. You were at Level 1, then when you pulled the lever you were at Level 2. Level 1 has greater strength but isn't very mobile and less agile. Level 2 is very agile limber and less cute." Slenderman explained.
"Jesus Dipper you got your powers from this creep?" Wendy asked.
"Consider yourself lucky I'm aware of how creepy I am or your head would be ripped off sweetheart." Slenderman assured and threatened Wendy at the same time.
"Sir please don't hurt her!" Dipper begged.
"What are you?" Wendy asked.
"I'm Slenderman. That's all you need to know."
"Well I want to know if you can do to me what you did to Dipper so he could transform." Wendy insisted.
"I can see why you like her Mason."
"Who are you talking too? It's you me and Dipper." Wendy wondered.
"You haven't told her have you?"
"Wendy Dipper is only my nickname. My real name is Mason Alexander Pines. I go by Dipper so I'm not lumped with Mabel all the time." Dipper explained.
"I thought your parents named you that cause of your birthmark. And the year of your birth parents started naming their kids weird names like Apple Kumquat Ceiling or Bob." Wendy joked. "But seriously what did you do to Dipper?"
"I gave him an infection. Honestly I thought his body wouldn't be able to handle it but he pulled through after 3 hours."
"Wait I was out for 3 hours?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah the eternally purplish-yellow sky doesn't help tell time does it? Now Miss Corduroy... are you willing to take on the same trial Dipper suffered through? His under developed immune system and exposure to Bills weirdness made it easier for him but you will have a harder time..."
"Do it stretch! My friends and Family were all turned to stone to be taken to Bills Pyramid thing! We need to save them before we can defeat Bill." Wendy insisted.
"Consider yourself lucky you're at your house Girl." Slenderman pulls out another Briefcase and hands it to Dipper.
"Bangbang Shooting?"
"Now... Let us Begin..." Slenderman says as he pierces Wendy's abdomen infecting her and knocking her to the ground doubled over in pain.
"Geez man! That looked more painful than when you did it to me." Dipper said worried for the only friend he has right now.
"Perspective... Also you say Henshin before you use the Gashat in the Driver boy. Be sure to relay that information to your lady friend."
Dipper dragged Wendy to her bed tucking her in monitoring her temperature and breathing. He spent hours assuring Wendy that she would pull through, telling her that he hasn't left her, and keeping her hydrated which was a daunting task when having to fetch more Wendy would cry begging for Dipper to come back. In the end Dipper spent 10 hours at Wendy's bedside nursing her and caring for her.
"Come on Wendy... you gotta pull through... I love you too much for you to die..." Dipper whispered to her as she slept and a tear rolled down his cheek onto hers.
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End of Chapter 4