Wishes
"If you had one wish right now, what would it be?" Ty Lee asked, cocking her head. She gazed at Azula with big eyes that reminded her of a small animal begging for food. It was difficult to resist them, even for someone with such willpower of steel like Princess Azula.
They sat in the courtyard. Zuko rehabilitated it. Ozai filled it with artifacts of war; it reminded him too much of his wife to keep around. Azula made fun of her brother for liking flowers, but it did make for a romantic date void of whispering about the Crazy Princess.
And Azula knew how to play Ty Lee like Pai Sho. No, something much easier than Pai Sho. Like… like a puzzle made with only four tiles. Faux romance gets Azula anything she desires and so she replies, "I don't have to wish for anything because I get whatever I want."
"Oh, but you're basically a prisoner," Ty Lee says. Because she is batting her eyelashes, she does not offend Azula. It is, in fact, the truth. "You have limitations."
"Not when I play the pity tile." Azula smirked at her own twisted cleverness. Ty Lee loved it when she said brilliant things like that. "Zuko feels like such a jerk to me and so I can play him like… like something way easier than the most basic game ever invented in history."
"Like… like cartwheels?" Ty Lee suggested, as if Azula wanted her opinion.
"Easier. Like tag." Azula plucked a flower and burned it. Ty Lee frowned but turned it into a smile before Azula noticed.
"Okay, okay, I would wish that we were on a fun vacation together." Ty Lee loved that idea.
"I would wish for the crown and the death of everyone who has ever wronged me."
"But that includes me."
"You are exempt."
"Why?"
"Because of this." Azula leaned to the side and kissed Ty Lee on the lips.
Unplanned
"Surprise kiss!" Ty Lee jumped out from behind a palace wall.
Fire came at her face instead of Azula's lips.
Ty Lee punched and dodged simultaneously.
"I am never kissing you again."
Ty Lee pecked her on the forehead and apologized profusely for the three weeks in which Azula was livid.