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"There's A Fine Line Between Love And Hate"

~MyStErIoUs RaMeN*~
"All Hell Breaks Loose!, and the Arrival of Miroku!"
"Wait Kagome! Inuyasha yelled chsing her down the hall and then tackling her to stop.

"Get off me you jack ass!" he pinned her down holding her wrist firmly with his hands.

"Look Kagome I'm . . uhh . . I'm! I'm!"

"You're what!?"

(* tell her you are saorry stupid . . just do it "sorry"*)

"Wwell . . you see . . um well . .about the kis . . oh you know you like it wench!"

"WHAT!? You are the one that kissed me for your own sick little joke! You don't just kiss someone like that!"

"Define 'that'!"

"You were practically making out with me for a sick damn joke! I hate you!"

"Look I know you don't hate me and I was in the wrong but you can't help trying to get revenge when a wench like you kicks a boy 'there'!"

"Oh well excuse me for defending myself!"

"SORRY OKAY!? Damn!"

"Look I know you are sorry and that is why you chased me down! But. I won't forget that and you know it! I just can't wait till you leave!"

"well I can't wait either!"

"Now get off me before I kick you again!"

He backed off then. It hurt enough when he was hanyou and he sure as hell didn't want to be kicked 'there' as a human. He gently got off and she ran down the stairs for dinner.

(* Damnit! If only she understood! I didn't want it to be 'that' way! I just wanted some damn revenge! I have only got till tomorrow to be here! This is crap and it sucks . . it sucks rocks!*) he brushed himself off and ran down the stairs.

Everyone stared at him and he sighed.

"Look everyone!" He said politely. (if you could believe that) "Once a month on every new moon I turn human until sun rise because I am not full demon and I am half human. Got that? Okay!" he ran down and sat across from Kagome again who was fuming. She kicked him in the shin from the other side of the table with some seriously lethal high heals. He winced, glared, and then began to eat.

"Umm . . you two dears . . we have some very important news for you!"

They both looked up.

"You see we have decided. Our family and Kagome's that you two will be- - - ::::BANG:::::::

"Huh?" they all exclaimed together to see Sango dragging a young boy into the room.

"Sorry guys! This is important! I found this man! He passed out!" She dropped his staff on the floor and helped make him lean against the table in a sitting position. He was quite handsome with deep black hair and somewhat unrualy bangs. His hair drew back into a small somewhat lightning bolt shaped pony tail at the top of his neck. She lightly ran her finger across his eyelids and then over his cheeks. His eyes slowly opened and he stared up at Sango.

"Well hello my lovely lady! What is your name?"

"I am Princess Sango and I found you outside are you okay?"

"Yes . . will you be---" he realized she was a peincess and he might be in front of a king or something so he Changed what he was going to say. (I think you obviously know what he was going to say)

"will you . . be . . be wanting to know my name?"

"Yes what is it kind sir?"

"My name is Miroku the priest, monk. Thank you for saving me."

"He seems okay . . I don't sense anything wrong with him . ." Inuyasha's father told the other three parents.

"Would you like to have dinner with us to lift up your spirits? We were just about to announce something important!"

"Sure thank you kindly" his eyes grew wide and then bowed realizing he could have gotten his head chopped off or something. He sat down and stared at everyone at the table. The lovely Sango next to him, the two fuminng teenagers to the right of him, the three parents and demon to the left of him and the fact that one of the teenagers had claws, teeth, and ears.

"Okay . . Kagome Inuyasha . . we have decided together that you two . . shall be married!"

The two went into a blind rage, cussing and all. They didn't care if they were 'noble' or that they had to have manners when their parents were there it was just an outrage.

"WHAT IN THE HELL!? ME MARRY HER!?"

"WHY WOULD I WANT TO MARRY AND EGOTISTICAL JACK ASS LIKE HIM!?"

"WENCH!"

"BASTARD!"

"Wait children! Let us explain! We saw you two kissing and sleeping together on that couch! And we realized you two did make a good couple and you both need to get married! Besides you two seem very in love!"

The two did NOT want to debate. They couldn't tell them that the two 'couple' scenes they had seen were only for revenge or a misunderstanding. It would just lead to more problems. They could do nothing but go speechless and silently agree.

"Oh good! Why don't you two kiss to celebrate your engagement!"

they both winced and walked up closer to each other. They both gave each other sympathetic hard glares. If that was possible. It had to be convincing so they tried not to look disgusted. They leaned forward and gently brushed their lips together. Satisfied that that was the best they could do they sat back down. Too confused to get pissed and storm upstairs.

Miroku gave a questioning look at Sango and her look back clearly told him that she would explain it later.
Gomen Nasai for such a short chapter. I figure that the others will be longer please review! Next chapter: Just a Little Bit Closer

Arigato!

Ciao!