Ice Climbers MOUNTAIN!!
There was nothing, and then an absence of nothing, which turned into something which turned into the foursome.
"…Ow…" said Lee.
"How… did we get to this ice cold wasteland?" asked Jake.
"Easily, the bomb!" Josh shouted.
"But, what did that actually do?"
"…John?"
"John was staring down the mountain, looking at see at the bottom, trying not to think how it would be easy to fall of a slippery, ice capped mountain and see the sea up close. He was snapped out by the sudden question aimed at him. He really wished it was smaller, with a couple ice blocks missing. Wait an icy mountain… Oh god! It was Icicle mountain, or whatever it was called. A bad, annoying stage, that was about as stable as an American politician with a big red button that say's "Do not press" in front of him.
"When the original subspace bombs went off, they took the landscape to, creating the great maze. There were doors that led to different parts of the worlds, but what is a door, but a decoration for a hole, or in this case, a tear. When Tabuu was beaten, the great maze disappeared, but the tears were still there. But they lacked power; they lacked the final bomb, at the mansion! It was placed in a room where time was lost, so it never ticked, never took. It was kept as an emergency, in case there was an emergency evacuation needed. It would open the tears, and allow them to run. That is why it worked. The weapon of the army, turned into the ultimate escape plan. Unfortunately-"
"HOLD IT!" Lee said, holding out his sword. "How do you know about all that?"
Because I told him!Master Hand told them.
"Wha-?" Jake started, but John motioned silence.
"Am I talking to Master Hand, or the one who controlled him?"
You are talking… to me!
"But we're not! We're listening to senseless answers! If you are Him, the Creator, then you have nothing to be afraid of!"
The one who controlled me… might hear!
"So, you are him then."
Yes, I am the creator, the bringer of life, the animator! I took the ideas from some off the greatest minds, and made them a world to live in! I am MASTERHAND!!
"… So what do we do now?" John asked.
"If I was a crazy villain, who was as original and had the creativity of a boy band, I would put the tear at the very top of the mountain…" Lee said in his most patronizing voice.
"I think we should hurry up then." Jake said. "As the bottom of this mountain seems to be disappearing."
"WHAT!"
Looking over, John could see that the mountain was actually going, not transforming into bugs, not going into pixels, but just going. It wasn't that spectacular, but the top part was staying in place.
Dam.
"RUN!" Josh screamed.
"No, climb!"
And they climbed. Jake used his flaming hands on the ice to make holes in it to make hand and foot holds, Lee used a combination of his bow and sword to climb up, Josh used two cutters to climb up while John just floated, and used telekinesis to make the ice that had melted from Jake's fire, froze under him. Eventually, they had to stop for a breather.
"Can't… go… on…"
"John, where is nothing now?"
"Very close, they've gained a lot of distance."
"Crap."
"We can't out climb it, but me we might out run it!"
"But, you said so, we can only run on a 2-d plain, left + right, forward + backwards!"
"No, if a path has a slight slant, we can run up it"
"But… There is no path!"
"Then we will make one." John said.
Later…
John was floating along, carrying Jake and Josh, who kept on throwing fireballs. Jake was a little shaken, having been inside Josh's stomach. Lee threw bombs to hurry things up and they were making good time.
CRACK!
Suddenly, the ice was thin, and since Lee had a bomb, it fell, and so did Lee.
"Watch it!" Jake grabbed onto him, but fell from John's physic field, and started falling himself.
"Sigh," Josh sighed, grabbing on, and falling.
"…Nuts!" John said, before jumping after them.
There was nothing, so they had to hold there breath. There was no air, so they didn't feel any thing on the way down. There was still light, but it was very hard to see. He thought he was hallucinating; it looked like the summit of the mountain was resting on an incredibly thin piece of ice, which was on a slant. On the other hand, it was there, even if it didn't seem stable. Concentrating all his energy, he teleported the foursome.
Later…
"…"
"What?" asked Jake.
"…!"
"I can't understand you!"
"Poyo!" Josh said, tugging at Jake's moustache, pointing to John, who was unconscious on the ground.
"Oh no, he must of used all his energy to teleport us! It would have been easier to leave us! Wait, if he had to Teleport all of us, we can't have got far! Certainly not up! Where are we?"
"We're at the part of the mountain where the summit slides down." John was back up, swaying a bit since he could only stand on his will power and mind alone. "We have an easy climb to go now!"
So they walked.
"How did you know about this stage?" Josh asked
"The Dojo, my man, the Dojo!"
"So why is the scenery changing?"
The Brawl upgrade! Crazy quick started it, so the whole world is changing! You better hurry up! If the Summit falls, you might lose the tear!
They walked up to the summit, where the tear was bound to be, until…
THUD!
A hammer whacked Lee in the front of the head, and one on the back.
"Finally a chance to fight!" Jake said, getting into a battle pose.
"Ow!" Lee said, as another pair of hammers hit him.
There were four different Ice climbers, but only one pair were the original colours. They had to be the originals.
"We take one each, agreed?"
"Agreed!"
They attacked. While Jake went for two that were going up, Josh went for two that were going down. The others fought against each other.
Jake followed the Ice Climbers up, and they got to the very top. After a few fire balls and mallets, a cloud appeared. The Ice Climbers jumped onto it, and so did Jake, barraging them with attacks, finishing them off with a smash attack! The Ice climbers fell all the way down, to the sea. Jake did a little celebration dance, but then realized how far he was from the Summit. He couldn't get back, but the cloud he was on was fading, his foot had fallen through. He jumped.
"Why isn't this sword killing them, or at least chopping the mallet head off?" Lee shouted to John, blocking a little spin attack.
"First, you don't have to shout, I can hear you everywhere," John said calmly, throwing a shadow ball, "And secondly, there is a barrier around all sharp weapons, preventing death. Same for explosions, and falling debris. They only hurt, not kill."
"But the bombs can destroy scenery?"
"Possibly, on some stages."
"And we can't lose the tear?"
"No."
"Oh dear, I've thrown a bomb, but they froze it. I don't suppose, this stage can't be destroyed?"
"It can, you've doomed us."
"Oh…"
Josh had copied the Ice Climbers ability, and was using it to keep them off. One had already fallen, but the other seemed to not care. Suddenly, Craaaaaack! The whole top of the mountain started falling. Suddenly, Jake landed on the top, and when he jumped back up, he kept on going up!
"Low gravity!" John informed.
It was indeed low gravity, so the battle turned into an aerial battle. Josh had the high ground, and took care of his pair. Lee was still having a sparring match, while Jake and John were just trying to hold on!
"If this is only a narrow piece of ice, what about the background?" Jake asked.
John punched a hole through the background. "Cardboard! The cheap bar-!"
Splash!
The whole summit was floating in the water. Lee was still fighting the Ice climbers, when a fluke hit had hurled the master sword away. John wasn't doing too well either, he was getting a migraine. He had to stop floating, and couldn't use any more shadow balls. He tripped over a Freazie that went beneath him. He grabbed it, and threw it. The pair was frozen in an instant, and was hurled al the way to the sunset. John started to rest, to gain energy.
Lee was on the ground, with Popo attacking from the front, and Nana on the back. It looked like the end, until, with a sudden burst of randomness, a fish with a bloodshot eye swallowed Popo, and with a sudden sparkle, Nana was gone.
"Woo! I rock!" Lee shouted, punching his fist in the air.
Hitting a metal box and the summit started to tip to the left.
"Lee! What did you do!"
"I don't know!"
"Everyone breathe in!" John commanded. They did, and John put another shield around them.
They sank into the water, but in it, was a purple… thing! It had no shape, looked solid, liquid and gas at the same time, but it still had no shape. The metal power up didn't seem to be wearing off, so John swam towards it. Suddenly, there was a flash, and they were on a giant turtle.
Or was it a tortoise?
Free review if you can guess were they'll fight next.
I hoped you liked it. I don't own Nintendo or anything form the smash bros series.
I was amazed as well how long it took to do another chapter! Sorry for the big delay! And such a big one!
P.S Bold Sound effects,
Italics Time
Underlined Italics Master hand
Underlined bold ME!