This is Chrome and Hibari special Chrome's birthday! xD
Or i hope so...
But.. I'm LATEE! Because of the damn exam! *sobs*
Anyway.. I'm so sorry for the VERY BAD grammar .-.
Mind to R & R?
HELLOOO EVERYBODYY~! YOUR FAVORITE JOURNALIST IS HERE! MISS ME?
Oh no, no, no... Please lower your fist sir, just too excited so i can't control my self. Forgive my loud voice, well.. At least my voice is not as loud as a certain white haired shark from Varia.
Squalo: VOIII! YOU DAMN WOMAN! I'LL CUT YOU IN- VRAAII! LET GO OF MY HAIR, YOU BASTARD!
Xanxus: SHUT UP, SCUM! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS FANFIC!
Squalo: F*CK YOU! ASSHOLE! LET GO OF MY HAIR!
Arisa: *covers ears* My virgin ears...
Xanxus: I said... SHUT THE F*CK UP! *Throws tequilla bottle to Squalo's head very hard*
Squalo:*fainted*
Xanxus: *Continue dragging Squalo out of this fic*
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Umm, sorry for the interruption... Just ignore it and the most important... Don't ever do it at home! You hear me, right? Don't try it at home!
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Ok, since Arisa is here... You want to know who's the target today, right?
I'll give you clue : Purple & Bird
You've got the answer? Wow, so fast! So... What's the answer?
Err, no... The answer is not Barney and his beloved bird, and i don't even know that Barney has a bird.
Geez, i thought it is very easy.. Alright, i'll give you another clue : Fulfill a promise.
Get it now? Ah, you're right! The answer is...*Ba Dum Tss* HIBARI & CHROME (again)!
Yeah, i must fulfill my promise because a very loud dog won't stop barking at me. Seriously, i'll be as deaf as someone who haired bob and always carry a purple backpack now.
Ken: Who you call a dog, byon!? And stop talking to yourself!
Arisa: Hey, how many times have i told you that i'm talking to my fabulous readers!
Ken: Gaah! Whatever!
Chikusa: *adjust the glasses* ...Shouldn't you start stalking now?
Arisa: *gasp* Oh right! I'm forgot!
Ken: Che, stupid!
Arisa: Shut up, dog.
Ken: What did yo-
Arisa: ALRIGHT NOW...STALKING...START!
Ken: Shit! Don't ignore me again, byon!
[Special target : Hibari Kyoya & Chrome Dokuro]
Right now i'm standing in front of Hibari's residence. Please don't ask me how i can know his home or where's his house, dear fangirls... I'm scared of being bitten to death too.
I heard from Kusakabe-san that they have a special date today, because.. You know what? Today is Chrome's birthday! Otajoubi Omedetto, Chrome-chan~ And i'm sure, the date will be much more romantic than before (No bad ending please, kamisama..)
I remember a message from him: "Kyo-san is still cautious of you, so you better be careful." Thanks to that, i'm hiding inside a mailbox near Hibari's home. If you want to ask how i can do that maybe you can just call it Author's will.
Ken and Chikusa will come later, I just have to wait them.
Now.. Where's the couple? Ah! Found them! Let's foll- *SMACK* OUCH! *Faints*
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Where am i? And why i'm here? Oh, yes.. I'm here to investigate (stalk) Chrome-chan and Hiba-chan again (don't tell him i use -chan! I still EXTREMELY love my life). Sorry, i'm very sleepy and i just woke up here, umm... Is this Kokuyo building? How the hell i'm here!? Oh no, someone has kidnapped me! NOOOO! What if the one who kidnapped me is the Pineapple pervert!? DOUBLE NOOO!
Mukuro: Kufufufu.. Can you not shout here? Also... Who you call pineapple pervert? *spreads poisonous aura*
Arisa: Huh? *Turns back* HIEE! PINEAPPLE MONSTER!
Mukuro: I'm. Not. Pineapple. Monster.
Arisa: *Calm down* Hey, no. It's the Pineapple pervert!
Mukuro: You really wish to die, huh?
Arisa: *Gulp* N-no way, i'm sorry Mukuro-sama...
Mukuro: *smirks* I heard you want to stalk my dear Chrome and that carnivore bird, right?
Arisa: No! I want to investigate them! I'm not a stalker like you!
Mukuro: Once again and i will kill you for sure and send you to deepest hell, and it's the same stupid.
In a second, i zip my mouth.
Mukuro: Now, i will help you to stalk them.. Ku fu fu fu. He dared to dating my cute Chrome without my agreement!? I'll kill him for sure!
Arisa: Bu-
Mukuro: You still not allowed to talk.
Chikusa: *come out of nowhere* Mukuro-san.. If we don't hurry we will lose them.
Mukuro: Ah it's you Chikusa, don't worry i can find them wherever they are.. Kufufufu hahahaha! Your date is over.. Skylark-kun...
Ken: Nice, Mukuro-san! But, i'm surpised that the tonfa bastard is her boyfriend, byon..
Arisa: *raise a brow* Oh what is this? I sense jealousy.
Ken: WHAT THE HELL!? I'M NOT! RIGHT KAKIPII?
Chikusa:... You're jealous.
Ken: HEH!? NO WAY! AND YOU'RE TOO,KAKIPII!
Mukuro: Shush, calm down Ken.. And you *Shots Arisa a glare* haven't allowed to talk.
Shit! Poor me... Damn those overprotective people! If you want to investigate them, don't kidnap me! If i don't hurry, i will lose the important moment! Who cares about Mukuro's words!?
Arisa: LISTEN PINEAPPLE!
Mukuro: Wha-
Arisa: SHUT UP! IF WE DON'T HURRY NOW I WILL MISS THE ROMANTIC PART FOR MY ARTICLE. AND BECAUSE OF YOU I ALREADY LATE FOR 30 MINUTES! HURRY UP AND BRING ME TO THEIR DATING PLACE! OR I WILL ASK HDWM TSUNA TO BURN YOUR BELOVED PINEAPPLE ON YOUR HEAD!
Mukuro: *dumbfounded* Tsk, a-alright. We're going. And Kufufufu.. Chikusa, Ken, you guys don't need to go with me. Take care of this place.
Ken: Wha- But Mukuro-san!
Chikusa: *Just nods*
Arisa: *Smug smile* Good boy. And you heard him Ken.
Ken: Damn you.
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Namimori Amusement Park, 10.30 AM
Mukuro: *Stare at the amusement park* Are you sure they're here? I mean.. The skylark.
Arisa: Don't worry Kusakabe-san told me, now we have to disguise with this *handing a newspaper*
Mukuro:... What?
Arisa: Use this! Trust me.. It works!
Mukuro: You make me remember a milk advertisement for men, ugh nevermind. Anyway.. This is ridiculous, how old are you actually!?
Arisa: How old? *tilting head* Well, i'm 13 years old, why do you ask?
Mukuro: You...Argh! Whatever! Hey, author! You make me too OOC! I don't like it at all!
~Come sound from above~
Author: But this is your fate, Mukuro..You must take it.
Mukuro: Bu-bu-but..
Author: No buts me! Do as i say! Now bye bye..
~End of conversation~
Arisa: So?
Mukuro: I hate my life
Arisa: Oh, bro.. I hate your life too.
Mukuro: Shut. Up.
Arisa: Hurry use the newspaper!
Mukuro: *glare* I will hide us with illusion, throw the newspaper at once!
Arisa: Really!? Che, why don't you say it from the start!?
Mukuro: I wonder why, now let's go.
We enter the amusement park without ticket, but it's okay because illusion is covering us. Ok, thank you Mukuro because i run out of money... Mammon took it for a bet. *sob sob*
Arisa: That's the couple! Near the ice cream shop!
Mukuro: Good! Now we just have to walk closer..
Arisa: Wait! Are you sure Hibari will not aware of us?
Mukuro: Oya, oya.. Who do you think i am? My illusion is amazing.
He flipped his hair and make it like there's sparkle around him. Wao, i'm shivering.. Not sure if i must call him Pineapple Monster, Pineapple Pervert, or Pineapple Narcissist.
Arisa: Ok, stop it Mukuro. Let's walk closer. Oh yeah! Here! *handing a camera* You only need to take romantic photos of them. And be careful! That's my beloved camera!
Mukuro: Kufufufu.. Don't worry, but if the secene is TOO romantic i'll probably end up killing the bird lover and ruin their date.. *Smirks darkly*
Arisa: *shiver* Oh no...
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Hmm.. Hibari is sitting on the bench waiting for Chrome, she's buying ice cream. And OMGASDHJKL! Look at the outfit! He's so cool...Not in his usual uniform, now he is wearing casual clothes. As Hibari's fan i will go crazy... Chrome-chan is also so cute in that white dress, she doesn't use the pineapple hairstyle now.
Arisa: Hmp.. Finally she realize the pineapple hairstyle is not good for body.
Mukuro: Korosu.
Ah, now Chrome is walking toward Hibari with 2 ice cream in her hands, gives 1 ice cream to Hibari, and sits besde him.
Wait, i don't know Hibari the-carnivore-will-bite-you-to-death Kyoya can eat an ice cream.
They're talking about something, Chrome giggles happily and Hibari is...
Arisa: WHAATT!?
Mukuro: *Covers ears* Lower your voice!
Arisa: Sorry, but he's SMILING.. If Gokudera was here he will say this is the end of the world! Hurry take the photo!
Mukuro: Hump, i'm better than him *click*
Arisa: Huh? You're jealous too? The three of you llllll-like Chrome-chan..
Mukuro: I just want to protect my dear Chrome and don't roll your tongue.
Arisa: I wonder...You're jealous Mukuro, Chrome chose Hibari.
Mukuro:...
Because Mukuro stops talking, i continue watching them. Let's walk closer again and hear abour their conversation.
Chrome eats her ice cream and some cream is on her cheek.
Thump... Thump something will happen... And i'm right, Hibari lean closer to Chrome and licks the cream on her cheek (Oh no! MY fangirl blood!) . In this scene Mukuro is about to jump but i managed to threathen him and tell him to take the photo.
Chrome: *blush* Kyoya! Wait. What if everyone is staring at us!?
Hibari: *Smirks* I don't see any problem with that, i just have to bite them to death.
Chrome: *giggles* Geez, i should already know your answer.
Hibari pulls her closer to him, so that her head is reasting on his shoulder and his arm is slung over her shoulder.
Chrome: Kyoya?
Hibari: Let's just like this for a while..
Chrome nods, and Mukuro take the photo (Hohoho, you know why).
Hibari is searching something in his pocket and he took out a purple box with white ribbon. Hibari opens the box and there's a beautiful necklace in it.
Hibari: Happy birthday, herbivore.
Chrome startled and staring at the box, at him, and at the box again.
Chrome: Fo-for me?
Hibari: *Rolls his eyes* Who else?
Chrome: *Smiles* Thank you Kyoya, i love you.
Chrome landed a peck on his cheek (Mukuro took the photo again while cursing). Ok, my fangirl instinct is right once again! Birthday scene is the best!
Hibari: No need to say that, herbivore.. I know you are.
Chrome: Eh? Here's the narcissistic side of Hibari Kyoya. And I thought you had promised not to call me herbivore again.
Hibari: Oh yeah, but.. *kisses Chrome's temple* You're my herbivore, problem?
Chrome: *Shook her head* No, no at all *Smiles warmly*.
They stared at each other for a while and.. This is it! This is the climax! HIBARI KISSES CHROME AGAIN!
Arisa: Mu-Mukuro, hurry and take the photo!
Mukuro:... *click*
Arisa: Good one Mukuro! Eh? Mukuro?
Mukuro: *agape* Wha- My Cute Chrome... and him... ARGH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER! *Removes the illusion* HIBARI, I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL.
Hibari stops the kiss and stood holding a tonfa.
Hibari: Huh? Since when you wer here, herbivores? You're stalking me right? *Glares at Arisa* I will bite you to death.
Arisa: No-no.. This pineapple forced me!
Mukuro: Kufufufu, how dare you touch my Chrome.. You should die here!
Hibari: Oh, i see the problem...
Hibari smirked mockingly and lean closer to Chrome, he kisses her again in front of Mukuro. *Click* And me.. I took this as a chance to collect photo for my article.
Mukuro: You.. Did that on purpose. *Ready with trident*
Hibari: Well, she's my girlfriend. Are you jealous? She's mine, i will never give her to you.. So don't call her yours again!
Mukuro: Let's get this over.. *attack Hibari*
Hibari: *block the trident* As you wish..
Clang sounds everywhere.. They're fighting for Chrome. And Chrome can just staring at them confusedly. Now i use this chance for escape, before that i should thank Chrome.
Arisa: *Shook Chrome's hands* Oh my.. Thank you, thank you very much Chrome-chan!
Chrome: Eh? Huh? Arisa-san? Why are you here?
Arisa: Oh thank you Chrome! I will make a special article about you and Hibari again! Birthday edition! Now, see you later! *Running away*
Mother! Father! See! I can get a happy ending! Finally thank you! Thank you Mukuro for fighting with Hibari so i can escape from him! Thank you Chrome and Hibari for giving me some very good photos for my article!
I kept running and crying tears of joy with comic face, the sparkle effect around me and there is a dramatic sound effects. I run .. run .. Into the sunset .. Ok, i don't know why i running into sunset.. Because it looks dramatic?
Oh never mind.. Good bye everyone~ See you later ~~
All: HEY!
Huff, finally i can make the new chapter..
How was it readers? Is it good? Sorry if it's not romantic enough.
Thank you for reading :D