Tak and Zim crept along the ground just outside the McDonalds loading
docks where the trucks of French fries were being held. They both had green
tans on their back with a hose attached to the tank. Zim had red goggles on
which he claimed would protect his delicate eyes.
"Why did you have to bring that annoying little robot of yours along?" Tak whispered to Zim as the approached the gate.
"He wanted to come so badly he attached himself to the outside of the space cruiser." Zim responded in his horse whisper.
I like French fries!" GIR cried loudly.
"Keep it down! You want to get us caught?" Zim said softly while holding the robots mouth closed.
"If they would fry me in a vat of boiling grease with the French fries. . .yes!"
Tak rolled her eyes, "Fine then just stay here while Zim and I go poison the French fries."
"Ok!" agreed GIR as Tak and Zim crawled on there stomachs closer to the gate. Tak got out her laser from her backpack and cut a round hole through the gate. Zim was watching GIR while still crawling and didn't notice Tak had stopped in front of him and his face went right into her backside.
"ZIM!" Tak cried still trying to be quiet. Zim looked up from Tak's hind quarters and smiled as his green skin turned a flush red.
"Heh.. . sorry. . ." Zim apologized but really wasn't that sorry that he had accidentally come into contact with her behind. If all the rest of Tak's body were just as soft as that then Zim would have a hard time keeping things to himself.
Tak moved on through the hole and up the ramp into the trucks. She then waved Zim to come and join her. The looked at the boxed surrounding them in the truck and they smiled at each other.
"Your first oh fearless leader." Tak offered holding her tube attached to the tank of poison on her back.
Zim tore open one of the boxes and began clawing through the fried potatoes making sure that the hose was getting every single one. Tak came up behind him and pretended to lean over to watch to double check but when Zim least expected it she stuck her tube into Zim's green skin on his back.
"AHH!" Zim wailed out in pain as he dropped to the floor and began to roll around only breaking the tank on his back and creating a poison pool around him, which he continually rolled in.
Tak watched as an evil smile spread across her face, "Now I will be an invader."
"GIR! Help me!" Zim cried out.
"FRENCH FRIES!" GIR wailed jumping into the open box and began shoving them in his mouth.
"Tak. . .Why?" Zim asked as he reached his gloved hand out to her.
"Because you're a bad invader and I hate you." Tak replied kicking his hand away from her.
"But. . .Tak. . .I love you" Zim reveled as his head fell backwards and his striped tongue lolled out of his mouth admitting drool to run down his cheek.
"Ew. . .that was creepy. . ." Tak admitted as the truck began to move suddenly.
"Don't move Tak!" Dib cried as he rolled in the truck and got up on one knee pointing a gun at her.
"Hello Dib." Tak greeted.
"What were you doing to these French fries?" Dib questioned.
"Nothing, I just poisoned Zim that is all." Tak admitted pointing to Zim sprawled out on the floor. GIR jumped out of the box and started putting French fries in Zim's mouth as he giggled like a little girl.
"Oh. . . I guess that is ok." Dib replied looking at his enemy in his helpless state. "I was kind of hoping I would get to kill him but it works this way too."
"Yes and now I will be an Invader. The creepy thing is he told me he loved me before he died." Tak told Dib while staring at Zim.
"He what? That little weasel!" Dib cried as he kicked Zim in the chest. Zim coughed as his eyelids flashed opened and he got up on his elbows.
"What did you do?!" Tak cried stepping back from Zim.
"Just kicked him, must have re-started his heart or something." Dib explained.
"You idiot!" Tak screamed as Zim stood up and dusted himself off.
"So Tak you were out to kill me? Is that why you wanted to help me?" Zim accused spitting out the fries GIR had placed in his mouth.
"Zim please take it easy I wasn't trying to kill you it was an accident." Tak smiled as she backed up against the wall looking as helpless and scared as she possibly could to get the pity factor. She knew that she has to keep Zim's trust otherwise she would have to kill him the hard way.
"Hey you leave her alone Zim." Dib warned.
"Please your gun is pathetic Dib, besides I am not going to hurt Tak. I believe her but I'll be watching her much more closely." Zim replied giving an evil look to Tak.
"Thank you Zim I promise I won't let you down." Tak smiled as she brushed her hand across his face as she left. Dib watched angrily as Zim's face became one of pleasure as he watched Tak leave.
"She's trying to kill you Zim you do know that." Dib pointed out.
"Even still, she's so beautiful." Zim replied walking out after her.
"I am not through with you yet Zim! Besides the thought of you kissing her is just sick."
"Aww someone needs a French fry." GIR offered as he popped one into Dib's mouth.
Dib spat out the fry and yelled, "Get out of here you little mutated Dog!"
~
"So you didn't kill Zim?" Purple asked.
"Not yet my tallest, you are right he is too stupid to die." Tak admitted, as she looked up at her tallest on Zim's main computer screen.
"Well hurry it up, I can't stand just knowing he is still living." Red demanded.
"I will My tallest but I have made an important discovery, he has a little crush on me and I can use this to my advantage."
"What! Zim?" Purple asked cracking up.
"Yes I find it funny too, but I have a better plan this time and I promise that he will be gone." Tak reassured them.
"You better have Zim eliminated soon Tak otherwise no deal!" Red warned as he ended the transmission. He turned to see Purple on his back laughing his head off.
"Can you imagine what their children would look like!" he belted out through his laughter.
"Purple, that's not funny that's just creepy." Red told Purple as he left him to laugh by himself.
"Why did you have to bring that annoying little robot of yours along?" Tak whispered to Zim as the approached the gate.
"He wanted to come so badly he attached himself to the outside of the space cruiser." Zim responded in his horse whisper.
I like French fries!" GIR cried loudly.
"Keep it down! You want to get us caught?" Zim said softly while holding the robots mouth closed.
"If they would fry me in a vat of boiling grease with the French fries. . .yes!"
Tak rolled her eyes, "Fine then just stay here while Zim and I go poison the French fries."
"Ok!" agreed GIR as Tak and Zim crawled on there stomachs closer to the gate. Tak got out her laser from her backpack and cut a round hole through the gate. Zim was watching GIR while still crawling and didn't notice Tak had stopped in front of him and his face went right into her backside.
"ZIM!" Tak cried still trying to be quiet. Zim looked up from Tak's hind quarters and smiled as his green skin turned a flush red.
"Heh.. . sorry. . ." Zim apologized but really wasn't that sorry that he had accidentally come into contact with her behind. If all the rest of Tak's body were just as soft as that then Zim would have a hard time keeping things to himself.
Tak moved on through the hole and up the ramp into the trucks. She then waved Zim to come and join her. The looked at the boxed surrounding them in the truck and they smiled at each other.
"Your first oh fearless leader." Tak offered holding her tube attached to the tank of poison on her back.
Zim tore open one of the boxes and began clawing through the fried potatoes making sure that the hose was getting every single one. Tak came up behind him and pretended to lean over to watch to double check but when Zim least expected it she stuck her tube into Zim's green skin on his back.
"AHH!" Zim wailed out in pain as he dropped to the floor and began to roll around only breaking the tank on his back and creating a poison pool around him, which he continually rolled in.
Tak watched as an evil smile spread across her face, "Now I will be an invader."
"GIR! Help me!" Zim cried out.
"FRENCH FRIES!" GIR wailed jumping into the open box and began shoving them in his mouth.
"Tak. . .Why?" Zim asked as he reached his gloved hand out to her.
"Because you're a bad invader and I hate you." Tak replied kicking his hand away from her.
"But. . .Tak. . .I love you" Zim reveled as his head fell backwards and his striped tongue lolled out of his mouth admitting drool to run down his cheek.
"Ew. . .that was creepy. . ." Tak admitted as the truck began to move suddenly.
"Don't move Tak!" Dib cried as he rolled in the truck and got up on one knee pointing a gun at her.
"Hello Dib." Tak greeted.
"What were you doing to these French fries?" Dib questioned.
"Nothing, I just poisoned Zim that is all." Tak admitted pointing to Zim sprawled out on the floor. GIR jumped out of the box and started putting French fries in Zim's mouth as he giggled like a little girl.
"Oh. . . I guess that is ok." Dib replied looking at his enemy in his helpless state. "I was kind of hoping I would get to kill him but it works this way too."
"Yes and now I will be an Invader. The creepy thing is he told me he loved me before he died." Tak told Dib while staring at Zim.
"He what? That little weasel!" Dib cried as he kicked Zim in the chest. Zim coughed as his eyelids flashed opened and he got up on his elbows.
"What did you do?!" Tak cried stepping back from Zim.
"Just kicked him, must have re-started his heart or something." Dib explained.
"You idiot!" Tak screamed as Zim stood up and dusted himself off.
"So Tak you were out to kill me? Is that why you wanted to help me?" Zim accused spitting out the fries GIR had placed in his mouth.
"Zim please take it easy I wasn't trying to kill you it was an accident." Tak smiled as she backed up against the wall looking as helpless and scared as she possibly could to get the pity factor. She knew that she has to keep Zim's trust otherwise she would have to kill him the hard way.
"Hey you leave her alone Zim." Dib warned.
"Please your gun is pathetic Dib, besides I am not going to hurt Tak. I believe her but I'll be watching her much more closely." Zim replied giving an evil look to Tak.
"Thank you Zim I promise I won't let you down." Tak smiled as she brushed her hand across his face as she left. Dib watched angrily as Zim's face became one of pleasure as he watched Tak leave.
"She's trying to kill you Zim you do know that." Dib pointed out.
"Even still, she's so beautiful." Zim replied walking out after her.
"I am not through with you yet Zim! Besides the thought of you kissing her is just sick."
"Aww someone needs a French fry." GIR offered as he popped one into Dib's mouth.
Dib spat out the fry and yelled, "Get out of here you little mutated Dog!"
~
"So you didn't kill Zim?" Purple asked.
"Not yet my tallest, you are right he is too stupid to die." Tak admitted, as she looked up at her tallest on Zim's main computer screen.
"Well hurry it up, I can't stand just knowing he is still living." Red demanded.
"I will My tallest but I have made an important discovery, he has a little crush on me and I can use this to my advantage."
"What! Zim?" Purple asked cracking up.
"Yes I find it funny too, but I have a better plan this time and I promise that he will be gone." Tak reassured them.
"You better have Zim eliminated soon Tak otherwise no deal!" Red warned as he ended the transmission. He turned to see Purple on his back laughing his head off.
"Can you imagine what their children would look like!" he belted out through his laughter.
"Purple, that's not funny that's just creepy." Red told Purple as he left him to laugh by himself.