Two sirens for the price of one

8x04

So I´m late again,

but lets not talk about my period.

Hey my little suckers and welcome back to Qs Vampire Diaries stuff. Where were you guys when I spent hours on my Mosh fanfiction? Maybe this is my calling though. Ranting and theorizing the hell out of a show I love. Lesson learned.

Last Fridays episode and for me last Saturdays, because I don´t reside in the land where a talking orange can be elected president (thank god) revealed the other siren. It was the nanny. I should´ve known. It was so obvious. I thought it was the hot intern, but I guess I was wrong. Very sad that hot intern died though, I hoped for hot sex between her and Alaric, but something tells me that hot intern will return. I know I only call her hot intern here, but it is only because I can´t remember her name at all. Somebody please tell me and also tell me the name of the other siren.

Also in the last episode we met Matty again. God damn it he is so boring. Kill him already. By the way it is time for some theories.

Matt (whatever his last name was)

He´ll die

He is the only one that will survive

He gets trapped in hell

The devil kills him

Damon kills him(least likely)

Matts daddy will definitely die

Trapped in hell

What also happened in the last episode was that we finally met the big bad guy. Surprise it´s the devil. (Not really)

The sirens are just basically his slaves and that´s why he could be the one that will eventually kill Sybil's less pretty sister. Theory time

The sirens

Number Uno is about Sybil. She will turn good. She is not completely bad to the bones as we saw in the last episode. She became bad, because of the circumstances and not because she wanted to. At one point one siren will be dead and maybe hot intern could be her replacement.

The wedding

I hate to talk about this, but I have to. By now you probably already know my standpoint on Steroline. We have a very bad track record when it comes to tvd marriages. Remember the last? Yeah that was fun. I hope they don´t do a secret pre wedding though with just the two of them, because that shit mostly works. What we, as sane people aka Klaroline shippers, need is the BIG wedding, because then it will be bloody, a mess and then the chances of a few surprising guests would increase and the problem there really is with the wedding is that, if Caroline really marries Stefan and they´ll both survive until the end there will be no coming back.

At the end I am going to talk about the trailer for next week.

I´m so fed up with Damon's attitude. He always gets so boring when he turns of his emotions. Stefan gets more interesting on the other hand. It´s probably a universal rule. Back to the topic, but I´m going to do it faster, because I´m writing a test tomorrow.

The gang of most boring cast members are trying to put down Damon

Channelling my inner Cher now:

Ugh. As if.

Damon wants to bury them all

They all look pretty dressed up in that shot so I think they are at Tylers funeral and Damon wants to kill them. Crossing my fingers for Matt, but they will talk and fight and bla, bla, bla.

Caroline and Stefan fighting

Oh my god I´m so sad for them.

Okay JK. He does the protection thing, which always annoys me. Caroline is a grown women with two kids and a job, so back off loser. Klaus would´ve offered her a weapon okay? He knows she´s badass. Stefan apparently also has some sort of weapon, because we saw a brief shot of a gun and a liquid, which is probably vervain. It makes me think that he wants to capture Damon rather than killing him and another shot, which shows Damon hitting a glass wall, could show that he does.

Elena

Let´s address the brunette in the coffin. Stefan says Damon might not forgive him for this to Caroline and then we see a shocked Damon and Stefan with a coffin. He obviously wants to do something with Elena. Kill, hide or hurt her to bring him back? Elena is everything to Damon and this would truly be the thing that he would not forgive Stefan, but Caroline wouldn´t to. I don´t know what he wants to do to Elena.

PLOT TWIST

I just had an amazing idea. What if that isn´t Elena? What if it´s Damon? What if he takes him down by putting him in a coffin and tries to figure out how to disconnect him from Sybil? I could and am probably completely false with this, but we saw it happen. The originals did that to each other all the time.

Other things that will happen according to their website is that Bonnie tries to bring back Enzo and Caroline helps her. Matt deciphers some mystery box and the twins are in this episode. Maybe Seline will try to kidnap them or something, but the description says something about a tragedy and them remembering what is most important to them and the sirens will probably attack them or kidnap them or eat them. They will do something to the twins and I also just googled who will appear in upcoming episodes and in 8x09 Seline does, but Sybil doesn´t. Does she die? I´ll get to that next time. I´m just sure that they will do something to the twins, because they really hate Caroline.

I´m out.

XOXO

Q