Click.
Click.
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Click. Click.
"Bella, quit clicking your tongue."
"Okay."
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Click.
"Bella!"
"What? I'm bored."
"You're supposed to be working on your Biology homework."
"What are you, my mother?"
"No, but I am your vampire boyfriend, and I say to work on your homework."
"Fine."
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……Click.
"ACK!"
"Edward, you're ripping a hole in the couch!"
"I am? Oops."
"Esme loves that couch."
"Um…maybe she won't notice."
"Are you kidding? It's the first thing she'll see."
"Well, if you hadn't been clicking your tongue, it wouldn't have happened!"
"If I hadn't been bored, I wouldn't have been clicking my tongue!"
"If you'd been working on your Biology homework, you wouldn't have been bored!"
"If you…uh…weren't a vampire with superhuman strength you wouldn't have torn a hole in Esme's couch!"
"That's beside the point."
"So!"
"Bella, you're absurd."
"Fine. Let's just work on our homework."
"Fine."
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Click.