Sorry it's been a while. This is going to be a longer chapter. Sorry for the bad names of SGW.

Disclaimer: Do I really have to write it again? Don't own XS or 'The Sweet Escape' or any other song, movie or TV show in this story. Especially the Super Bowl! R&R

Hope y'all enjoy…

Shakera POV

"New Sheng Gong Wu" Dojo yelled as he slithered up to me, Kimiko, and Raimundo holding a scroll.

"What is it?" Raimundo asked as Omi and Clay ran up to where we were standing.

"It's called the 'Sound Slicer'." Dojo said as he opened the scroll. There was cartoon person waving something that looked like a conductor's baton. "It allows the user to control sound waves."

"Cool" I said. "Do I get to come?"

"Of course" clay said in that adorable southern accent. With that, Dojo grew from gecko size to 40 feet long. That completely surprised me.

"Wow". I thought as I climbed onto his back. In a few seconds he was in the air. It was so cool flying on a dragon, almost like

"Where are we going Dojo?" Omi asked. He was sitting up front followed by Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, and then me.

"I'm not sure," Dojo replied "Somewhere east. It will take a while so get comfortable."

"So, we're you from?" Clay asked me.

"New Jersey," I replied "You're from Texas, right?"

"Is it that obvious?" he asked smiling.

"No, it's just a guess." I said smiling back.

"So what is your element?" Omi asked. Everyone turned so they could see me.

"I have no idea." I replied shrugging. After that everyone was having separate conversations. Omi was talking to Dojo. Raimundo and Kimiko were talking to each other. They would be so cute together! And Clay was talking to me. We mostly just talked about the Super Bowl and all the commercials. We were both happy that the Colts won, even though he was a Cowboy fan and I was an Eagles fan. He seemed to be the nicest guy I ever met. I felt that I could really be myself when I was talking to Clay. I was about to say something about American Idol when I heard…

If I could be sweet

I know I've been a real bad girl

I didn't mean for you to get hurt

Forever, we can make it better

Tell me boy, Now wouldn't that be sweet?

Sweet escape

"What's that?" Omi asked.

"My phone." I replied as I pulled it out of my purse.

"Hello?"

"Hi, how are you?" I heard my mom reply on the other end. I forgot to call her when my plane came in, so she was probably worried.

"Fine" I answered quickly. I wanted to go back to talking to Clay "Um, I'm kinda busy can I call you back?"

"Yes, I just wanted to tell you that you left your clarinet at home." She replied.

"Oh, too bad!" I said with fake disappointment "Well, I'll see you later mom by-"

"Not so fast young lady!" mom interrupted "I'll mail it to the temple so you can practice 90minutes each week. If you don't then I will take my credit card back. Which means no shopping and no iTunes." I couldn't believe how unfair she was being! But I had no choice; I would never be able to live without iTunes.

"Fine," I answered with real disappointment "Talk to you later. Bye" I sighed.

"Who was that?" Raimundo asked.

"My mom," I said as I put my phone back in my purse, "I 'forgot' my clarinet so now she's mailing it over. No big." We all started our own conversations again except this time me and Clay were talking to Raimundo about why football was better then soccer. Then all of a sudden I heard…

Kimiko's POV

"WHAT?!?" I yelled at Omi. I think that I have put up with a lot of shit from him about men and how they are better then women but this was the final straw.

"I am simply speaking the truth," Omi said a little scared, "Women really should not be fighting, for they will only weaken men in battle and-"

"What makes you think this Omi?" Kera asked. She didn't sound pissed off, like me, just confused.

"Well," Omi started in that conceded voice that he gets, "Girls lack upper body strength which makes them weaker then men-"

"I'LL SHOW YOU UPPER BODY STRENGTH!!!" I threatened at Omi. I was going to hit him before I heard…

"Well, technically Omi, you are right. Men do have more upper body strength then women." Kera said. She had her pointer finger on her chin so it looked like she was thinking hard. I couldn't believe this!!! She was siding with him. Everyone was in shock that Kera, just said that Omi was right! I was about to disagree with both of them until I heard her continue.

"But, that doesn't make them weaker then men," she continued, "Technically women live longer then men. So you can have as much upper body strength as you want and I can still live longer then you." Now we were both smirking. The guys were in shock! They couldn't believe what they just heard! I don't know if they believed what she said, but I know I did.

"In. Your. Face." I said to Omi. I turned around and we high fived. All three boys were trying to think of some comeback but Dojo said…

"We're here!" We were in some sort of jungle.

"Which way is it Dojo?" I asked.

"That way!" Dojo pointed as he shrunk. After a few minutes I heard a very annoying and familiar voice.

"Who called in the loser patrol?" Jack Spicer asked as he saw us.

"Jack Spicer! Prepare for a humiliating defeat!" Omi shouted, as usual.

"You wish chrome-dome! Today-"Jack stopped when he saw Kera. At first he was in awe like the other boys but then he probably realized she was with us and asked "Who's the new Xiaolin loser?"

Kera glared at him as she said, "One, I'm right here dork! You can just ask me who I am, two, the name's Kera, and three, what's your problem?"

Jack glared back "Well one, get over yourself! And two he said I don't have a problem!" he said imitating her voice.

"Oh my god! You obviously have a problem! The way you act all mean to everyone," Kera yelled at him "And what's with all the black are you emo or something?!?" Me, Rai, Clay, and Dojo busted out laughing. She got Jack down perfectly and she just met him! Omi was confused he probably didn't know what emo was. Jack's face was bright red, he was really pissed off! Kera quickly turned around and winked at me. That's when I realized that she was distracting Jack so we could go get the Wu! So while Jack was trying to think of a comeback and everyone was laughing, I quietly slipped away to find the Wu.

Shakera's POV

Kimiko obviously got what I was going to do because when I turned around, I didn't see her. Someone must have explained to Omi what emo is because he too started laughing. I felt happy that everyone was laughing at my joke but I also felt a little bad for Jack. That is until I heard what he said next.

"Well, you know what bitch?!" Jack yelled back. Everyone stopped laughing and for the first time that day, I was pissed off. "I-"Before he could start I ran over and hit him in the stomach, hard.

"Don't you ever, EVER call me a bitch!!!!" I yelled as loud as I could. I don't know why but whenever someone said 'bitch' I get really, really mad and I almost can't control myself. "Got it?"

"Yeah… sure…mycough bad." He gasped as he tried to catch his breath. A few seconds later he fainted.

"Found it!" Kimiko yelled as she ran up with the Wu in her hand. She looked at Jack and then saw me standing over him. "What did I miss?"

"Well, this little lady just kicked Jack's butt faster then a winning horse in the Kentucky derbie." Clay said in shock.

I looked at Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, and Dojo and saw that they were all really surprised that I beat Jack so fast. I looked at Jack who was still asleep. I guess I didn't know my own strength!

Chapter 4 done! Tell me what you think! Was it at least a little funny? Chapter 5 coming soon! Happy almost Valentine's Day!