Dear Miss Advice,
I just found out that my girlfriend's best friend hurt her. He really hurt her. I am so angry with him I want to punch his lights out put them back on and punch it again. I want to make him feel what she felt only much worse. What can I do? I don't want him to take it out on her but he can't get away with thinking hurting my girlfriend is acceptable. It's not
Rightfully pissed
Dear Rightfully Pissed,
You have the right to remain pissed but you might get flushed down the toilet if you do. Hee,hee I made a funny. Comfort your girlfriend. Let her know you love her. Then tell her boyfriend to **** off. Tell him if he ever hurts her again he will no longer have the right to remain alive. Does he feel lucky; well does he PUNK
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