Me: I'm finally back for an all-new chapter!

Shadow: Well that's fun! Let's go!

Me: Okaayayaydysd

Shadow: IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!

Shadow kicked the Christmas tree down a random hole in the ground. And Gopher. I mean, what? Then he fell onto th grass.

Shadow: "THIS GRASS FEELS FUNNY," SHADOW THOUGHT. "IT FEELS LIKE...PANTS."

AND THEN THE FANCY PANTS DANCING MOMMA CAME AND DANCED ON TOP OF SHADOW'S HEAD. THEY STARTED A CONGA LINE WITH THE CHARACTERS FROM TEEN BEACH MOVIE, AND THEN RAN INTO ORIGINAL THE EPRFECT.

ORIGINAL: THIS IS MY THING! GO AWAY!

AND THEN HATSUNE MIKU THE WONDERFUL KICKED SHADOW FROM HER HANNAH MONTANA PERFORMANCE, SINCE SHE HATES DOGS. SHADOW LANDED IN FRONT OF SHADE AND UMBRA.

SHadow: Oh, finally I found you!?

Umbra: We're in Jasper Park, The Rockies, Alberta, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.

Shadow: Okay/?!

Shade: THERE ARE NO CARIBOO! (AS CARIBOU SHAKE THERE BUTTS AROUND THEM)

SHADOW: NOW THAT'S A MOON I WOULDN'T WANT TO HOWL AT

UMBRA: WHAT?

THEN THE WOLVES FROM ALPHA AND OMEGA APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE, AND INVITED THEM TO A FEAST OF CARIBOU, EVEN THOUGH THERE WERE NO CARIBOU BUT THERE WERE.

HUMPHREY: ALPHA AND OMEGA

SHADE: WHAT IS GOING ON?

And then Humphrey's face grew bigger than the world and exploded. Every person that thought they were a reincarnation of a fictional character joined together. They were called the REAL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS SQUAD. They began throwing atomic bombs at the world, which caused a lot of people to grow two extra arms, spikes on their backs, insanely large spiky teeth, spines all over their heads, and backwards legs. Then they all walked around screaming "I WILL FIND YOU, TAILS!" AND DIED.

Shadow: This is horrificicifjsdfjsk! We need to stop the echindas they are causing all this...NONSENSE

Shade: Yeah I don't want to become those weird mutated snorts

But then the presbytarian echindas came down and ordered the Unknown to take Shadow away. Shade and Umbra got sucked into a black hole/

Shadow: NOOOOOOOO MY SISTER AND FRIEND!1!1!1!

they locked up Shadow.

SPike: DON'T YOU DARE TELL MOUSSY I TOOK HER KISSY LIPS CEREAL! BUTT CHIN

Shadow: No! This is stupid imma break out now! Shado w broke out and is still talking but isn;t.

Then he punched Amy Rose in the back of the head.

Shadow: Stupid little Amy Rose freak! And then he shoved Sonic out of the wall, and he fell into the snow.

Meanwhile, CLASSIC PAWS THE WOLF was walking he found Shadow's hands sticking out of the snow, so he dug him out and when he found out Shadow was alive, he snorted.

Shadow: Who are you?!/1?!

Classic Paws: I'M CLASSIC PAWS, AND I'M EIGHT YEARS OLD, SINCE ALL CLASSIC CHARACTERS ARE EIGHT AND HAVE NO EYE COLOUR, OBVIOUSLY

SHADOW: BUT WASN'T SONIC ALWAYAS FIFTEEN?

CLASSIC PAWS: NOT ANYMORE, MOMMAS!

Then a random Guinea Pig walked up to them.

Guinea Pig: Telegram for Billybob Beardsworth! Telegram for Billybob Beardsworth!

Classic Paws: JUST CALL ME PAWS!

Guinea Pig: Weelll here: DEAR BILLYBOB BEARDSWORTH STOP I HAVE MADE ARMOUR FOR THE SAKE OF HAND JOINTS STOP COME TO THE ICE CAVE RIGHT AWAY STOP CHEERS LANI I MEAN, WHAT? SIGNED SNORTS STOP

Classic Paws: WHAT THE HECK WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHO'S SNORTS?

GUINEA PIG: I DON'T KNOW, IT'S WEIRD BUT DEAL WITH IT (LEAVES)

SHADOW: WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS OINKS THE PIG AND SHE MADE ARMOUR FOR KNUCKLES

Classic Paws; yoooouurrr''r'eeee wright! wow that's a word?

Shadow: YES

So they walked through the mlountaina,s and found oinks. She game Knuckles armour and then got shot.

Shadow: well that was fun

SO they took Cinos to the PNE. He really loved meeting Snoopey.

Cinos cried at the clowns, since he cries at everuthging, the little babby clone Sonica. I mean sonuckkyky sonikku. I MEAN, SHADŌ ZA DOGGU.

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They went on the merry go round, forgetting abotuS Shade and Umbra getting sucked into the black hole. Shadow and Classic Paws became BFFS, forgetiing about the echindas, when the MOTHER SHIP came and invaded the PNE.

Lara-Su jumped out

Lara-Su: THE LARA-SU CHRONICLAS! AND THE WHOLE PNE EXPLODED.

When Shade and Umbra got sucked into the black hole, they actually landed in Ken Penders' work shop. Wait, what? Ken Penders painted them pink and added random stuff to them.

Ken Penders: WOW, MY ORIGINAL CHARACTEERS! DO NOT STEAL!111 COPYRIGHTED 1993!1111

Shade: This is stupod, let's go!Q

Shade and Umbra ran away. They went to a lake to get the pink FUR DYE off of themselves, and the prosthetic hair. And I mean robotic hair tentacle spine things.

Shade and Umbra sat down on a picnic blanket by the lake and began to eat sandwiches.

Shade: Did you know that the hedgehogs and echidnas actually have tenticals, not spines?

Umbra: REALLY? ID IIDN'T KNOW THAT

Shade: YEAH! SO THAT'S WHY JULIE-SU HAS PROSTHETIC HAIR, IT'S ACTUALLY PROSTHETIC TENTACLES

UMBRA: AMAZING

Then a giant sea monster sucked itslef into Umbra and he began to scream, and an alien broke out of his stomach and started dancing around.

Shadow harnessed the seven chaos emeralds and became completely pink. I mean, waht?

No he harnessed the seven Dragon Ball Z''''''''''''''s and became pink. He became to destroy Lara-Su and her tentacle hair. And Ken Penders' revamped Julie-Su's lips

Classic Paws; NO SHADOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE nnd he covered the goggle eyes of little babby CInos.

classic paws: CINOS I AM YOR FATHER

Cinos: THAT'S SO PASSE, LIKE BOO RADLEY

Classic Paws: (in a nasally Sonic voice) Really, eh? Well I'll show youy! And he trhew Cinos at Lara-Su and she exploded.

Shadow: WOW CINOS YOU SAVED THE WORLD FROM THAT MONSTER!

So then Floren-Ca came and praised them with flowers, since obviously that Mrs. Doubtfire Knuckles is really a florist.

Shadow: i love echidnas