Chapter Four: Heartbreak

"Hey Kyle," said Stan, who was with the other boys.

"Hi," said Stan.

"I've decided that because you and Shelley are now dating, I've decided to be accepting of that fact, even though you're 17 and she's 20."

"Good."

Then suddenly, Wendy and Bebe came up with a note to Kyle, perhaps from Shelley.

"I think you'd better read this note," said Wendy.

"It's from Shelley," said Bebe as they walked away. They sounded kind of sorry for Kyle. Maybe Shelley was asking to farther, maybe they were gonna get married, who knows? Or even worse...

So Kyle read the note. It said:

Dear Kyle,

The relationship with you has been great, but sadly, I must dump you. I have fallen for your friend (unless he's your worst enemy), Eric Cartman. Although he's a little mean and overweight, I think it'll work out fine. If you want to, we can still be friends but we just can't hang around each other like we used to anymore. But if it doesn't work out, I'll consider getting back together with you.

Love from your ex,

SHELLEY MARSH

Then Kyle dropped the note in shock and ran home, sobbing.

"That did it," said Cartman.

"You stole her from him!" snapped Stan.

"No I didn't, even ask her," said Cartman, who was standing next to Shelley.

"He's right," said Shelley. Then they walked away to Cartman's house to get some peace from people and then they smooched.

"Oh my God," said Stan. "I've never seen Kyle this sad."

Then Stan walked over to Kyle's to talk to him.

"Hello?" said Ike.

"Is Kyle home?"

"Yes. Come in."

"Kyle? Can I come in?" said Stan, who was behind Kyle's door.

"Whatever," he sobbed.

"Dude, you have to get over Shelley, be thankful she's friends with you still," said Stan.

"I'm never going to."

"You got over the breakup of Wendy and you in two days."

"Forget about it, Stan," sobbed Kyle. "She's all I ever had in 4 years since I got dumped and now I'm heartbroken because of Shelley."

"Do you want to live your life like this just because you got dumped by a 20 year old? That's not a good enough reason to live like this. The next time you see her, just ignore her until she converses with you and dumps Cartman."

"But me and Cartman have finally stopped ridiculing each other and I don't want to threaten their relationship and have Cartman and Shelley stay mad at me for the rest of my life and I don't want that," said Kyle.

"Well, I can understand that you and Cartman aren't worst enemies anymore but that doesn't stop you from--"

"Forget it, Stan! I don't want her back! Cartman can have her and we'll stay friends," said Kyle.

Then when everyone walked home, Cartman was catching up with Kyle and Stan and so was Shelley.

"Shelley," said Kyle. "You're a bitch. Cartman, I understand that you love Shelley and she loves you and you can have her."

Then Shelley walked away and sobbed and it seemed like she was muttering "I won't ever date those two again."

"Thanks Kyle," said Cartman. "I didn't want her anyways."

THE END