It still amazes me how much of a positive response this story is getting, I am honestly speechless, thank you for accepting my work like this, it means a lot to me. :)
If you really need to know what Mister Buck "Blackbeard" looks like...Google a picture of the Rainbow Six Siege Character "Blackbeard". I am using his likenesses for my Main Character.
AND ONLY HIS APPEARANCES! BACKSTORY AND NAME IS ALL MY OWN DOING!
Here is the deal:
Crack story, Easier like that.
Strong terms and Themes (I warned you)
Human in Equestria (thing that I seem to remind being pretty diffused actually, correct me if I am wrong, please).
We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then?
Why? Easy, The secret it's all in the hands.
Since I am basing everything on just what I saw Sweetmiss write in her story and what SHE tells me when I ask, I am not doing OOC on purpose this time.
" You bastard" – Spells/creatures
"Let's finish this" - dialogue
" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback/ Thoughts
Disclaimer: I don't own MLP or anything else I will use nor I make a profit out of this, I am writing just for the pleasure of doing it.
(Each chapter would in theory focus on one or more Characters "Falling" for the MC's Massages).
FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST A CHARACTER AND HOW/WHY THEY END UNDER BLACKBEARD'S CARE IF YOU HAVE PREFERENCES, THE AFTERMATHS TOO IF YOU WANT.
Chapter 4: Chrysalis, Rainbow Dash and Celestia. (Special Guest. Starswirl the Bearded).
America - California – Coloma – Year 1852 -
"Soo...Equestria."
"Precisely,"
"And you traveled from there to my bathroom."
"I actually torn a gaping hole in Space and Time as the year of arrival here is different from the one I started from...But the core of the thing remains that, yes."
"And there are other ponies like you there...All talking and using Magic..."
"Well, yes, each kind in its own way, but we all do use Magic." the Pony with the very long beard answered.
"...I am sorry, I still believe I simply slipped in mah bathtub and I am now bleeding from mah head on the floor." the poor human, sitting cross-legged to hide his privates, answered sighing as he sat on the upturned metal basin he used as 'bathtub'.
"I can understand you have a hard time believing me...Mister..."
"Jebediah, Jebediah Richardson, but friends call me 'Jeb'." Jeb answered.
"Nice to meet you Mister Jeb, you may call me Starswirl." the pony answered.
"So ya need help to get back to pony land?" the human asked unsure.
"More or less, I can re-do the ritual that brought me here, but I may need some time...I hope I won't impose."
"So yah need a place to sleep? This place is small but yah can find a corner for ya too...Ehm...I do have some hay I use for my horses...is that..."
"I do see some similarities between my kind and your horses, albeit it's a shame they are not as smart as us, so I guess your hay will be good enough for me too. Sure some apples too once or twice..." Starswirl answered looking a bit embarrassed.
"Hohohoho! Yah can have all tha apples ya want, in exchange of some stories of yer world, sounds damn interesting: a world of ponies only!" Jeb answered greatly amused.
"You are driving a hard bargain, my friend." the pony answered chuckling.
"Eeeh! You sure know some fancy words for a horse."
"Pony, we consider horse an insult, by the way."
"Mah bad then, sorry."
"No need to apologies. So? My lodgings?"
"Yer what?"
"My bed."
"Aaah! This way, pal."
"Can you...Can you please cover yourself? Your...horn is flapping about."
"Sorry, but ya caught me showerin', it's not mah fault."
In the end, it took Starswirl a full month to recreate what had brought him to Jeb's world, and inside the man's bucket as he was about to wash himself with, making both pony and human topple on the floor of the poor man's hut.
A month in which Starswirl, normally a more close-in studious pony too busy to interact with other ponies, found himself warming-up to the curious Human creature he had met by chance, a man enthralled and supremely-curious about him and Equestria and always ready to listen to stories and anecdotes whenever the pony took a pause from his enchanting.
And Starswirl himself found the human to be something so alien to be simply impossible to not take notes about him and HIS stories, like the tale of how hard it had been for him to even get to America in the hopes of finding enough gold to have a decent life in there, so maybe the fact it took a month it was probably not only because the ritual was a difficult one, Starswirl was loathe to admit that his new-found friendship with the human too did play a nice part in it.
But that was a month ago, now instead the ritual was completed and working.
"So it's a farewell?" Jeb asked looking at the watery portal in front of himself.
"So it seems." Starswirl answered feeling a strange coldness filling his stomach.
"Be good to those two Princesses, I bet they missed yah hard."
"If I did things right, it will be like I never left as I will travel through Time." the pony answered.
"Still too complicated for me, pal."
"Believe it or not, it kind of looks complicated for me as well..."
"Yes?" sensing that there was something missing, Jeb knelt down to look at Starswirl in the eyes.
"You promise to keep my coming here a secret, right?"
"Of course! We're friends, right?" Jeb said unsure.
"Yes we are...That is why I would like you to have this." the bearded pony said using his magic to levitate from inside his hat a short necklace holding a pendant made of gold resembling a horseshoe.
"What's this?"
"A charm to bring you good luck and remember you of our meeting. Please don't sell it."
"Who do ya think I am? I won't sell it! And if I ever have kids my own, I will strip the skin outta their ass if they try to." the human answered looking almost offended.
"Sorry for insinuating, my friend...Now...Now I must go."
"Be good there, pal. I will miss yah." Jeb said hugging the pony tightly.
"And I will miss you, my friend." stubbornly pretending his eyes were NOT stingy, Starswirl gave a last wave to Jeb before walking through the portal that closed immediately after his passage and leaving no pony in sight.
"...For fuck sake I already miss that stuck-up bastard..." Jeb muttered sighing as he wore the long chain the pony gave him.
"...For Harmony sake I already miss that ignorant fool..." from the other side Starswirl looked behind himself with a sad expression.
"Be happy in there, Pal/my friend!" unknowingly giving each other the same farewell, pony a human slowly returned to their normal lives.
"I just hope nor him or his descendants will ever need the 'Hidden Extra' I charmed the pedant with." Starswirl thought in dread at the thought of Jeb or his kids ever being in mortal peril.
Present Day – Equestria – Ponyville – Buck's Massage Parlor -
"And with this, Miss Sunshine too is good as new." Buck, also known as Blackbeard, said with a satisfied smile as another costumer exited the massage room with a very relaxed smile.
"My legs feel like jelly, it's so niiiiice!" the young mare purred happily as she paid the due bits to the human.
"Glad to hear you enjoyed your stay, please come again and tell your friends about us!" Buck answered as he waved her goodbye.
"I sure will, honey!" Sunshine answered blowing him a kiss before closing the door behind herself.
"Not interested, thank you." the man muttered to himself sighing as he looked at the stack of papers already accumulating on the front desk while idly playing with the old, worn-out pendant he was wearing around his neck and under his masseur outfit.
"I need a secretary, I can't do both reception and massages. It's already a miracle I can do most of the work by myself, but I need at least two helpers here."
"G-Good morning!" a new voice said shyly.
"Ah! Hello! You must be...Blueish Hemoglobin?...Really, Blueblood? Really?" Buck said frowning at the poor choice of fake name on his registry.
"I-I think we started of with the wrong hoof, s-so I was wondering if we could try again. On better terms." the Noble Stallion, wearing clearly fake mustaches since they didn't match his mane colour, said clearing his throat unease.
Sigh! "Fine! As long as you learned your lesson." Buck relented sighing tiredly.
"I surely did! I am not an uncouth stallion from nowhere! I do have class and very good upbringing, my dear sir!" Blueblood replied puffing-out his chest.
"You also bukkaked your friend right in front of me." the Human replied.
"That...Was a small and unfortunate incident that won't happen anymore, so please, let's not dwell too much into the past, I beg you." the stallion answered blushing.
"Okay, fair enough. Hop on the table so we can start." the masseur answered nodding.
"Thank you, very gracious of you." Blueblood answered looking relived for the second chance as he followed the human to the massaging beds.
Unknown to both of them though, as soon as Blueblood stepped outside the shop once done with his appointment, a shadow appeared from a behind a corner to hide behind a dumpster, lurking silently closer from afar to spy every move of the Masseur so to choose the right way to infiltrate the parlor and get near him for who knows what nefarious plans…
No it was not Luna, the Moon Princess had been grounded ever since Celestia discovered the hamburger trap she and Discord tried using on Buck, and likewise, Fluttershy was giving Discord the cold shoulder for the same reason, thing that miraculously was actually working on the Chaos entity making him behave...Not that it stopped the two from planning the next move inside their heads, of course.
But then, who was spying on Buck now? And why?
Small jump back in time – the previous day – Changeling Hive -
"The attack during the wedding was a fiasco on every account, can you run me a quick check on the damages?" Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings, asked while sitting on her throne and looking annoyed as a new round of bandages went used to cover most of her body by a servant.
"At once, Mistress!" the Queen's aide answered clearing his throat and taking a thick folder out of his saddlebag.
"Of the total number of members of our Hive, more than 65% have been lost because of the Elements of Harmony and are now forming their own Hive not too far from here under the guide of our former drone Thorax."
"Thorax? The one tasked by cleaning my personal bathroom?" Chrysalis asked shocked.
"The royal toilet paper bringer, yes. Their Hive name should be 'The marvelous hive of Friendship'..."
Just next door -
"I love you! You love me! We are a darn big Happy family!" dozens of excessively-colorful bug-like ponies sang merrily as they flew around their new hive.
"Three cheers for the Magic of Friendship!" a drone called-out even too cheerfully.
"FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP!" the whole Hive chorused before giving start to a new round of happy laughing and dancing.
Back to the Changelings -
"Gggggh!" both Queen and aide shivered in disgust at the image and looked almost ready to puke.
"Thanks but no thanks, our target demographic are teens and punk girls, we can't lose that slice of audience." Chrysalis said shaking her head and gagging.
"That and we actually are the few 'Ponies' the non-brony don't feel bad about watching, being black and full of holes makes us less 'girly'." the aide added.
"Precisely. Anything else to add?" the Queen asked.
"Nothing out of ordinary; Ponyville and Canterlot have returned to normal, everyday life, my Queen. Even that strange creature, the human, has returned to his job."
"The human..." Chrysalis muttered as a very peculiar memory flashed in her mind.
"What the fuck are you?!" "GRAB HIM!" "THEY ARE KIDNAPPING THE MASSEUR! KILL THEM!" memories of the battle during the wedding, of her order about kidnapping the strange bipedal guest and the immediate answer of Celestia herself and several guards oozing blood-thirst and rage as soon as a drone tried capturing him.
"That two-bits whorse gave me a bite on my wing! ME! A BITE!" Chrysalis roared in offense as the faint scar from Celestia's biting her faintly tingled.
"It was a surprising response to our attack that one."
"One that requires further investigation, especially if he really is that precious to them. Who do we have that is good at inponyfication?" the Queen asked.
"Probably Pincer, my Queen! He is one of our best in infiltration." the aide answered.
"Pincer, you said? Very well, have him turn into one of the identities we can still use and get near the human, once there I will go 'Full Immersion' and see for myself what's so special about him." Chrysalis ordered.
"F-F-Full Immersion?! My Queen, it's too dangerous!" the drone said in horror.
"Do not question my orders!" the Queen roared furious.
"EEEK! I am sorry, your highness!"
Present time – in front of Buck Massage Parlor -
"I am in front of the parlor, my Queen." Pincer the changeling thought as a warm and fuzzy feeling encompassed his mind.
"Good, let me take over now," Chrysalis' voice ordered sharply.
"Yes, my Queen." he answered.
Full Immersion, by momentarily cutting herself off from the Hive Mind the Queen can focus on a single Hive member and take full control, to the point of seeing, hearing and feeling what the controlled drone could as if the Queen herself was there, it was mighty dangerous because not only it blinded the Queen from what was happening on the rest of the Hive, but it could also damage the Queen herself since pain as well would be transmitted, and should the drone die...at best the Queen herself would very likely go brain-dead from the shock, if not die herself.
"Now, to see what all the fuss is about," Chrysalis, now fully in control of Pincer's body, muttered as her form changed from that of a male Changeling drone to that of an earth pony mare with pinkish fur and purple mane with green streaks.
Di-dling-dling! The small bell over the door chimed happily as soon as she entered.
"Ah! Good evening!" Buck said immediately with a gentle smile.
"Good evening, I heard a lot of good things about this place and got curious," Chrysalis said with a sophisticated tone of voice.
"I hope you did, what can I do for you?" the human replied.
"Just letting me give a look around will suffice, thank you." the transformed Queen replied haughtily.
"As you wish." Buck answered sighing.
"Another stuck-up mare, she must come from either Manehattan or Canterlot, I am seeing a lot of them lately." he then thought shaking his head.
"Just call me if you need something." he said as he returned to his current customer.
"Hu-uh."
"...Pretty spartan, not too fancy. Actually, it looks awfully plain." Chrysalis muttered with a scrunched nose as she studied the waiting room.
White walls, black tiled floor with black seats and white puffs, few plants from satisfied ponies gifting him and a basked full of apples resting on the desk at the entrance coming from the Apple family Acres (Big Mac was REALLY HAPPY about him and Cheerilee going at it like mad whenever not dating properly, so under her request the farm stallion always saved few of his best apples for Buck), the music though was nice, that much the Changeling Queen could admit.
Vinyl Scratch and Octavia had clearly made a wonderful job in mixing the DJ pony wubs with the cellist mare more classical tunes to create the records the human used in the parlor as a thank you for his massaging them.
To Chrysalis' horror the worst possible scenario though came to pass as CELESTIA herself appeared in a flash of teleportation in front of the door just the moment Buck was accompanying out a pegasus stallion that was walking bowlegged and with a hungry expression on his face.
"Done! Now go find Soarin, you pervert." the human said sighing as Fleetfoot rapidly payed and hurried outside.
"Another one asking for 'warm-up'...Really, those ponies can be so desperat-Gueh!" Buck had not the time to fully comment before Chrysalis unceremoniously shoved him back inside the massaging room.
"I decided to try your massages now! Can you service me?" the Queen said hurriedly.
"Okay! Okay! There is no need to be so pushy! I have an appointment with Princess Celestia herself, but I'll see if she can wait five minutes for a quick massage for you! Just give me a moment!" he answered half angry and half disturbed.
"Thank you!" Chrysalis answered as she rapidly moved to lie face-down on the high mattress in hope to not be spotted by the Sun Alicorn, watching in trepidation as Buck exited to talk with the Princess.
"Is she...Pouting? And why does she keep rubbing against his leg?...Just how much sway does he have on her?...This may be very interesting!" the transformed Changeling thought in predatory glee as the human finally returned.
"The Princess was gentle enough to wait for us, so I will be able to massage you, any preferences?" Buck asked as he showed the Queen several bottles of colourful gels Zecora had prepared for him.
"Uhm...This one, as for massage, do your best one." Chrysalis answered uncaring once not-too-gently shoved a pale-green bottle in the human's hands.
"Stuck-up to the extreme, eh? Very well! I love breaking the rude ones, they make the silliest faces." hiding well his very vindictive nature, Buck smirked and opened the 'Pine Fantasy' bottle to smear his hands in a very generous helping of massaging gel.
"Oh! Smells like a forest right after the rain...Nice." Chrysalis admitted in surprise.
"Here we go," the human muttered as his hands moved to the mare's sides right under her fore-hooves, tracing each rib gently with a finger while dragging both hands down really slow.
"GUH!" taken by surprise at the sensation the transformed Chrysalis went cross-eyed before melting under his touch and purring shamelessly.
"Any preferences about the inner side of your legs? Not many mares find the idea appealing." the masseur asked with a low voice as his thumbs drew small circles on the 'frontal shoulders' of the transformed mare.
"Gfgheggfh!"
"I'll take that as a maybe, then." he answered moving his hands on the inner side of the back hooves to massage those muscles to loose the knots he felt right at the first touch.
"Just like with every earth pony, you others have always way more fatigued leg muscles, lack of horn and wings, I guess." Buck muttered curious as he applied just a bit more strength on his massage making Chrysalis kick-out a little in surprise.
"Uhmm, the spine too maybe? You sure are a bundle of nerves..."
Back at the Hive – Throne Room -
"Oh, Gosh!" Chrysalis' back went rigid as a plank as the feedback from the massage reached her real body as well, making her feel each feather-light touch of the human travel on her back and carapace making her spine tingle in an oh-so-nice way.
"Oooooh!" she mewled with closed eyes as her back arched just a bit more and her wings fluttered open.
Gulp! A near guard swallowed hard from next to her as the Queen's moans were making his standing immobile very difficult.
"Lower! Lower!...Yeeeesssss." the Queen of the Changelings hissed in pleasure as she felt those hands travel to her back legs once again to give her muscles there a nice further loosening, thing that made her REAL LEGS part slightly along her tail twitch to the side.
Clop! Clop! Clop! Clop! Clop! Clop!
"What in Tartarus' name are you doing?!" a drone hissed scandalized with a low voice as his companion soon lost control.
"Oh, Gosh just look at her! C-Can you blame me?!" the other answered breathlessly as his unblinking eyes followed every move of the gyrating Queen while his hoof was occupied...down there.
"Harder! Harder! I can take it! Don't tease me! Just grab my hooves with those filthy claws!" Chrysalis bellowed soon attracting the attention of EVERY MALE in the Hive making them rush to her throne room with her screaming.
"...Hands, claws, Whatever! Just use them! Rougher! Be Rougher! YEEEEESSSSS!" she hissed as her head snapped back and she started drooling.
"...NO! NOT MY FLANK! IS SENSIBLEEEEEEEEEEH!" the Queen howled in despair.
"S-S-Something is coming! W-What's this?! I-It's rushing out! Ooooooh!"
Unknown to the observing and panting audience, Chrysalis was making Pincer's tail flick higher and higher giving a full view of his fake mare's genitals to Buck making the human, probably too much annoyed by the fourth flashing of balls/lips in a row that day to notice, pull a bit too hard as he forced the pony's tail back down, giving to the Queen's already crumbling self-control the eponymous Finishing Blow.
"Kyaaah! OH, GOSH! OH, GOSH I AM COMING! CHOKE ME! CHOKE ME! CHOKE ME AND CALL ME YOURS!" she begged as her legs parted fully giving to the present drones complete view of herself in all her drenched glory.
"...What do you mean 'Not interested!?' If I say to take out that dick and shove it deep inside you have to do iiiiiiit! KYAAAAAAAAAH!" Chrysalis yelled in rage, rage soon exploding into a full climax as she tried to force Pincer to jump the human (while also dropping his disguise) making him retaliate by forcing the body she was piloting back down with a hand to stop her; the feeling of him holding her down in a very domineering-like fashion made her reach her peak, showering her throne and the few feet in front of her in a thick spray of release mimicking an out-of-control fountain.
"Oh, Gosh! IT KEEPS COMING! IT KEEPS COMING! THE PLEASURE IS NOT STOPPING! AAAAAAAAAAAHN!" she screamed as the flood continued for few more seconds before she FINALLY slumped down on her throne exhausted, too tired to continue using 'Full Immersion' and returning herself to the Hive Mind.
Falling down face-first on the floor while her backside remained on the throne, the Changeling Queen could taste herself on the floor thanks to the puddle her face was in while looking with half-lidded eyes the two dozens or so drones looking back at her with unblinking eyes and...Ah-hem, 'Tools' standing proudly at ready for her, few of them she noticed even looked way more appealing than usual.
It was then that she remembered where she was and, with a very cute blush, she recomposed herself at the best of her abilities while rapidly trotting (escaping in a very lady-like fashion) out of the room while steadfastly ignoring the loud dripping noise following her every step.
"T-There is nothing to see here, g-go back to your duties..." she said lamely as she caught herself ogling shamelessly one or few drones on the way out, making them twitch eagerly under her gaze thus making her face turn redder.
As soon as she retreated to her chambers, Chrysalis collapsed on her bed panting hard and still looking very flustered.
"That human...Is dangerous...too dangerous…" she moaned out while covering her eyes with a fore-hoof and her heart simply refusing to slow-down with both her ends kept drooling nonstop.
"M-Maybe we should capture him...J-Just to study him I mean! T-T-To copy this power and use it against our enemies and nothing else!" she said aloud as if to try and justify herself for her plans.
A bit of Trivia: normally Changeling Queens do not feel pleasure during reproduction, as for them it is only a matter of 'the male sticks it in and fertilize the Queen egg chamber.', this evolution-driven difference from normal ponies came from the realization that no mind-fogging pleasure and very short coitus meant faster reproduction and faster growing of the Hive; also the lack of a proper 'orgasm' meant that while the male was occupied with the copulation, the Queen could still properly manage the Hive without being 'distracted'.
In short, Chrysalis was the first Changeling Queen to have a proper orgasm in a long time, and she found the thing glorious...And Addicting.
"Aide?" the Queen panted out.
"Y-Yes, your Highness?" the still flustered aide asked entering the room.
"Have the drones calm down and somepony keep tabs on that human, I have plans for him." she ordered.
"Y-Yes, your highness." the other answered gulping as he could still see her privates thanks to her lying on her back.
"...And send me two males." Chrysalis added with a low voice.
"Fo-Fo-For what?" he asked.
"Take a guess." she answered turning even redder.
Gulp! "At-At once, My Queen! I will send the best ones."
"You better."
"Ehm...Your Highness? If you are reduced like this...What happened to Pincer?"
"Oh! I...I have no idea." the Queen muttered unease.
Back in Ponyville -
"AND STAY OUT!" Celestia roared as she threw out of the parlor the heavily-bruised and unconscious, the latter because of his orgasm, Pincer for a near duo of guards to take and escort to prison.
"Damn, Celestia! There was no need for that." Buck muttered grimacing.
"Sorry, but he did try to force himself on you, and he had entered here under disguise. I guess I overreacted a little." she admitted looking flustered.
"Want to talk about it?" he offered with a gentle smile as he knelt to meet her eyes.
"Uuhm! I would prefer having you work on me, I feel so stressed..." the Sun Alicorn answered nuzzling her snout on his neck.
"As you wish, your Highness." the human replied with an obedient bow and a more joking-looking smirk.
"Good human." she replied chuckling a little.
"AAAARGH!" it was then that a sharp scream of pain made the two jump and look at the sky.
"Is that, Rainbow Dash?" Buck said wide eyes as he saw the cyan pegasus rapidly fall from the sky.
"She looks hurt!" Celestia added shocked as she noticed the look of pain on the mare's face.
"Damn it!" she heard the masseur growl as he ran away.
"What?"
"She will hurt herself if she falls from that high!" he yelled back as he kept running to try catching the pegasus.
To his surprise the Alicorn's horn lighted-up in Magic teleporting the falling Dash right in his arms in a flurry of feathers.
"OOOF!" Dash wheezed in surprise as her falling went interrupted abruptly.
"You okay?" Buck asked as soon as the mare calmed down.
"Yeah, just a cramp of my wing." Dash answered, taking-in a hissing breath as she tried to fold one of her wings against her body.
"It looks serious, Dash. What were you doing?" The Princess asked in concern.
"Nothing..." the mare answered looking stubbornly away.
"Rainbow Spring Rain Dash, you will tell me what happened." Buck said sternly and making her go wide-eyed in horror.
"H-H-How do you know my middle name?!" Dash asked blanching.
"Your mother is a dear friend of mine along being one of my top customers, now talk or I'll tell everypony about that time you were a filly and took your pacifier and that stuffed-"
"I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!" the mare shrieked immediately.
"I-I was trying to better my times," Dash explained as she was took inside the parlor still held securely in the human arms.
"Your times?" Celestia asked.
"S-Spitfire's times had recently got lotsa better...Almost matching mine...I can't let her surpass me." Dash answered with a red face.
"So you tried going faster?" Buck asked.
"I don't understand! I copied her diet, her training regimen, her schedule, I went through her garbage so to use the same products as her and even stolen her pillow so to use it myself! Why my times are not getting better like hers!? What am I doing wrong?!" the pegasus blurted-out in anger.
"Beside stalking her?" Both Buck and Celestia thought in shock.
"Are you sure you are not looking this from the wrong perspective?" the Sun Alicorn asked as she watched Buck help Dash sit on one of the massage beds to look at her unnaturally-stiff wing.
"Like what? I followed her through some specialized papers too! Nothing works!" Dash answered unsure.
"You mean Gossip Magazines?" Buck asked as he finally found where to start.
"SPECIALIZED. PAPERS!" Dash corrected him growling.
"If you say so," he answered shrugging as he lightly started pushing on the area where the wing connected to her back.
"What the hay are you doing back theeeeeeeeee..." Dash started asking before developing a beatific expression and lightly drumming on the bed with a back hoof as a reflex.
"I am helping your wing return to normal, you fool." the human answered as he kept working on both wings.
"Eeek! Oooh!"
"When will it finally be my turn, dear?" Celestia asked pouting.
"Soon, your highness. Unless you want it to be a three-way." he replied simply.
"Eeek!" to his amusement both caught the innuendo and blushed deep-red.
"I am man enough to satisfy you both at the same time, you know?" he continued saying with a straight face while moving to Dash' shoulder blades making her hiss and groan in pleasure.
"Please stop." Celestia whispered shyly while using her big wings to hide from the human's eyes.
"Don't you want me to rub your pretty wings, Celly? I still have the sunflower-scented oil you like! It will be slow and tender and I will even whisper sweet nothings to your ear, just the way you like."
"E-E-Eeep!" the Princess whimpered softly.
"D-D-D-Dude! S-S-Stop please!" Dash panted-out.
"Why?" Buck asked innocently as he started scratching behind the mare's ears.
"Myuuuuuuh!" making her mewl in surprise as her eyes fluttered close.
"...Do you by chance wish to be raped by two mares?" Celestia asked as she finally resurfaced from behind her wings to show a completely red face and neck.
"Okay I will stop and just massage you two." the man replied snapping his mouth shut and paling a little.
"Very well." the Sun Alicorn said jumping on the same bed and lying down next to Dash and taking a pretty-indecent pose as she looked at him with half-lidded eyes.
"Now massage me like one of your Prench mares." Celestia then said with a hot whisper.
"M-M-Me too." Dash added copying her.
"...Where do I heard that quote before? Bah! Whatever." Buck muttered unsure as the words did sound quite famous, but simply dropped the issue as he still had some work to do and rapidly-approaching appointments, and he knew those ponies could bitch for HOURS if he got late and had them wait too much to be serviced.
Meanwhile – back in Canterlot -
"I am an adult mare! I shall not be confined to The Corner!" Luna fumed and pouted from the stool she had been magically glued on by Celestia so to force her to look at the wall like a misbehaving child.
"Just you wait, Human! As soon as my imprisonment expire I will enact my next masterpiece of a plan and caught you in the act! I will soon unmask your dark plans and save Equestria from your corrupting clutches!" the Moon Alicorn swore as she gritted her teeth in anger.
At the same time - With Discord -
"Hn!" Fluttershy once again turned away as Discord tried to AGAIN have her talk to him.
"This is all your fault, you ape! My revenge will be swift and merciless, you will pay for this." Discord hissed furious.
"What was that?" Fluttershy asked with narrowed eyes.
"You talked to me! Finally!" the Draconequus said happily.
"Hn!" Again, she stuck her nose in the air and looked away from him.
"DARN IT!" he growled as she managed to SOMEHOW evade his eyes even as those literally started floating all around the shy pegasus from every possible angle.
"That must be a mare trick." he admitted impressed as Shy's female disappointment was surpassing even his Chaos Powers.
"Just you wait, we will catch you." Both Discord and Luna thought at the same time.
Aftermath Series: Spa Twins Aloe and Lotus -
"This cannot continue! Ve are losing customers for that monkey in Ponyville!" Aloe, one of the famous 'SPA Twins' of Canterlot, hissed angrily as they watched another usual customer cancel an appointment without giving a reason, even if they instead knew very well why she just did it.
"And vhat do you suggest to do?" Lotus asked back with crossed hooves.
"As I see it, zhat Human haz tvo choices: or he closes shop or he comes vorking here for us, I zhall give him no other alternatives."
"Are you zure?" she asked concerned.
"It'z either thiz or us cancelling our inscription to Netflix and our weekly trip to Le chocolatier in Pranceto counter ze lost of money from the lost of costumerz."
"NO! I need my 'Mare-do-well' and 'Stallion Rangers' epizodes and my delicious Prench chocolate cake! Zhey don't make that dessert here in Canterlot!" Lotus said in horror.
"Zhat and the new season of 'Sailor Mares'. Ve have no choice." Aloe answered solemnly.
"O-Okay...I-I can to zhis." Lotus finally caved-in and gave a painful nod.
"It'z for a good cause, zister, it's about the survival of our SPA Parlor and our spoiling ourzelves rotten with unimportant crap. Now follow me, I zaw zome ruffians do this in TV, It zhouldn't be difficult." Aloe said taking in her mouth a baseball bat from behind her desk in their office.
Five minutes later – Ponyville -
"HOW DID THIZ HAPPEN!?" Lotus screamed in disbelief as she and Aloe went tied-up tightly by Buck and dragged outside in front of everypony.
"I get it that I am a danger to your establishment, but hitting me on the face with a baseball bat as soon as you entered was uncalled for!" the human, sporting a heavily-bleeding nose he had been forced to stuff with a tissue to stop losing blood, answered growling as he dumped both twins on the road.
"I messed up! I was supposed to just threaten you into closing shop and come vorking for us and miscalculated the swing! Let me try again!" Aloe answered struggling against her bindings.
"What about No?" he answered sarcastic.
"I thought you vould say that." the other admitted.
"What is happening here?" A royal guard, one of the few Celestia had requested to patrol the shop just in case something like this DID happen, asked nearing the human once attracted by the crows forming in front of the shop.
"Those two assaulted me to force me to close my shop, don't worry as I already took care of it." Buck answered calmly.
"I see, very well. You two will come with me, for those transgressions, namely: assault, black-mailing and damaging of public and private property, there is a very nice fine and a LOOONG sojourn in Canterlot Prison." the Unicorn soldier said levitating the two mares in the air with her Magic.
"NO! Anything but not ze prison! Ve are too pretty and spoiled for that! The mares there vill eat us alive!" Lotus begged with scared eyes.
"Please reconsider!" Aloe added looking equally horrified.
Sigh! "Hey, if I do not press charge, will they be free?" Buck asked grumbling.
"You won't?" the guard asked making the two struggling mares look at him with hopeful eyes.
"They overdid, that much is clear, but they do not deserve prison for that." he answered.
"Soo...Pity?" the guard asked.
"Lots and lots of it," the other confirmed sighing.
"Weeeell...There is an old law we can use to justify their not going to prison," the soldier said unsure.
"Ve will do that! Vhatever it is!" Lotus said immediately.
"Ditto!" Aloe added nodding frantically.
"Okay then, a round of disciplinary spanking and you will be free to go...How many?" the Royal Guard asked to her colleagues.
"...Around twenty, each. I think." the other guard replied humming loudly to herself.
"SPANKING?!" both twins yelled at the same time with wide eyes.
"Either that, or the prison. Back in the days the Princesses were more lenient with minor infractions of the law, we are forcing things to add assault to it, but either way, you must pay for breaking the law." the guard said.
"...Okay, we choose the spanking..." Aloe said as both twins lowered their heads in defeat.
"Okay, fine. Just let's get this over with." Buck, he too tired of the whole thing, said sighing as he took a chair from inside his parlor, and once plucked Lotus from the Guard's Magic field, sat on it with the mare lying flat on his knees.
"You ponies have the strangest laws I have ever heard about." the human muttered looking disturbed as he started spanking her loudly and without mercy.
"Actually...We were supposed to do it...In the privacy of Canterlot Royal Castle." the guard still holding Aloe up in the air muttered uncertain as Lotus started biting on Buck's shirt to muffle her shrieks.
While the crowd watching the spectacle kept growing at each spank, Lotus' body jerked from how hard the human was hitting her flank, ever since she had been a filly she had been spanked only once from her father for misbehaving, and she never forgot that feeling, only now she was reacting very differently from that time.
SLAP!
His hand was landing on her butt-cheeksagain and again in a very practiced maneuver (having four nephews to help discipline had made him quite the seasoned spanker, unknown to the ponies).
SLAP!
Again and again, without pause, without a word.
SLAP!
Only his big, callous hand hitting her flesh loudly, with his fingers stretched wide so to catch as much skin as possible.
SLAP!
She could not scream because of her self-imposed gag, nor pant and let out needy whinnies as she, to her shame, wished to.
SLAP!
"LET HER GO! YOU WON! JUST STOP! VE LEARNED ZE LESSON!" Aloe begged with wide eyes as, unseen by the human, her sister started drooling shamelessly from her back.
Lotus was crying and moaning now, feeling the mounting heat burning on her flank and in the pit of her stomach with each spank fanning the fire in both area to new heights at each hit.
SLAP!
SLAP!
SLAP!
Tears were silently falling down Lotus' face, and at the same time, a long stream of mare juices were flowing to the floor like a waterfall making the watching stallions gulp hungrily as her smell, something that Buck's paper-stuffed and almost-broken nose could not detect, thickly filled the air.
"Should we stop him?" a guard asked gulping loudly.
"He is already past the ten spanks, may as well let him finish." the mare answered without looking away.
The watchers reaction was in fact neatly split in two, depending on the gender of who was watching.
"Oh, Gosh...To be in his place...I would give it to her so hard!" a male whispered whinnying in despair.
"It must be the hands. There is no other explanation why he is so well-liked." his friend replied looking just as needy as the first stallion was.
"You think he will do the same for me if I pay extra?" a near mare muttered licking her lips.
"If he doesn't, I will join you...Maybe if we put our money together we will convince him." her friend answered.
Nopony had the courage to step in, too much enraptured by the show to even think about doing something.
SLAP!
"Now, young lady, have you learned your lesson?"
To his surprise Lotus simply squired a little under him but gave no signal of admitting defeat.
"Miss Lotus?" he asked again as his hand rested on the mare's flank making her let out a muffled coo at feeling him touch her overly-sensitive skin riddled in hand-prints.
Ingenuously believing hers to be groans of pain because of her gag, Buck had the less-than-brilliant idea of gently massaging Lotus' poor abused flank making her eyes gain the sizes of dinner plates and her mouth hang open in a silent scream.
Scared of the mare's sudden rigidity, Buck's legs moved to spread even more, the right knee going right under her chin and the left one moving the opposite direction, roughly rubbing his knee on Lotus 'Love Button' just as her privates were giving a fierce wink, squishing the overly-sensitive tiny bundle of nerves against the human's knee as a result.
"GUOOOOOOOOH-AAAAAAAAAAH!"
"What the...Holy shit! I-I-I am sorry I didn't notice! I beg you to forgive me!" Buck FINALLY noticed what was happening when the explosion of mare juices Lotus produced soaked his knee and leg completely, making him understand what was happening.
"Ehm...Technically the punishment was us to deliver in a more private setting...You didn't give me enough time to explain." the Royal Guard still holding the now heavily-panting Aloe said with a low voice making Buck go wide-eyed at the revelation of what he just did.
Unable to come up with anything to say to escape the mess, the human masseur SLOWLY moved the mare down next to the guards, and with the most neutral look he could plaster on his face, he slowly walked back inside his massage parlor, calmly turned the sign on 'Closed' and gently closed and locked the door to go, very manly, hide in his office right under his desk; his plan was all about leaving the ponies sort out the mess while he tried to not die of shame.
The next day -
Siiiigh!
"Tch!" Aloe grunted rolling her eyes.
Siiiigh!
"Lotus..." the mare warned growling.
Siiiigh!
"STOP SIGHING LONGINGLY WHILE LOOKING OUTSIDE ZE VINDOW TOVARDS PONYVILLE!" Aloe roared in annoyance.
"He ztill haz not called me, you zhink he vill call me?" Lotus asked with a love-struck expression.
"Oh, for buck's sake!" the mare yelled in disbelief as she marched away.
"...You are just jealous because he clearly preferz me." Lotus answered huffing.
"Okay, niet! Firzt off! He didn't 'choose you'! you were just the first he decided to humiliate publicly! And zecond: I am NOT jealous!" Aloe answered indignant.
"Yez he spanked me in front of everypony, but he then apologized."
"HE SPANKED YOU! IN THE MIDDLE OF ZE STREET!"
"And he apologized. I bet he iz just now thinking about how to make it up to me, like vith some flovers or a romantic dinner somevhere nice." the other answered nonplussed.
"HE IS A DIFFERENT SPECIES!" the mare shrieked.
"Love alvays triumphs, even vith different species." Lotus answered without missing a beat.
"Miss Lotus? I have a delivery for you, from Ponyville." a courier Stallion said entering the Twins' SPA Parlor with a GIANT bouquet of flowers.
"For me?" the mare said with a victorious smile as her sister looked in shock at the sheer size of the thing.
"Mister Blackbeard asks again for forgiveness about...'The Incident', and hopes this will be a good-enough start." the courier answered depositing the titanic composition of flowers right outside the door as it couldn't possibly fit inside the SPA Parlor.
"Zhank you. Pleaze be a dear and tell him I vill consider it zhould he accept to meet me here for a formal dinner tonight." Lotus answered smugly.
"...I do live in Ponyville, so I can do that once finished my round of deliveries, no problem." he answered shrugging.
"Zhank you." the mare answered looking as the stallion left shaking his head at the whole situation.
"Az I was saying, he waz looking at a way to apology. Now if you excuze me, I must go get ready, I do have a romantic dinner to plan out." Lotus said taking a single rose from the several dozen in the bouquet and wearing it in her mane before trotting away.
"Juzt so you know, I plan to be spanked again, zhen to massage him and then...Vell...We'll see how things progress from zhere." Lotus said with a telling smile before trotting away.
"...I am not jealous. Absolutely." Aloe muttered defiantly while looking at the flowers with a longing expression.
"You sure, boss?" one of the Twins' helpers asked confused.
"BE QUIET!" she roared back with a red face.
"EEEP!"
With Buck -
"...You sure that was the right thing to do?" Buck asked unsure.
"You did overdo in your revenge." Zecora answered.
"True, you think she will accept my apologies?"
"I hope so, but what you did was terrible, so I expect her to take a while before forgiving you...You should really learn to be less vindictive."
"You are right." the human admitted sighing ashamed.
He felt like shit, and he knew Lotus was downright hating him at the moment, he was sure of it!
The aftermath series: Buck – Looking for interns -
"So, do you have any organization skills, Miss?" Buck asked to the mare that applied to his 'Helper Needed' ad on the Equestria Daily newspaper.
"Well, I DID organize a sort of coup against the Four Alicorn Princesses in the name of the Storm King." the mare admitted blushing slightly.
"How can somebody organize a Sort of Coup? And where was I during that then? I completely missed it!" Buck answered confused.
"Bed ridden because allergic to my new experimental blend of tea, remember?" Zecora supplied helpful from the side.
"Oooh! Yeah, don't remind me, I thought my stomach was trying to digest itself." Buck answered grimacing.
"Well, I kind of switched sides at the end...You know? Power of Friendship and all that." the mare answered.
"Yep, the locals here kind of live on that belief." Buck admitted unsure.
"You are not a believer?"
"Meh! I am still a bit on the fence about that, I blame where I come from." the human answered unsure making the mare's smile grow a bit more.
"Same here...And thank you for not commenting on my lack of horn, it's a sore spot." she admitted looking down.
"Hey! You didn't comment on my having hands or looking like a strange monkey like every pony does the first time they meet me, it's common courtesy for me to hold my tongue on your personal matters." he answered giving a thumbs-up.
"...So I get the job?" she asked hopeful.
"I am actually surprised you even applied as nobody else did, and you DO have cool name, I mean, 'Tempest Shadow'? That is awesome! And your credentials too are nice as well." Buck admitted.
"If you attack Four beloved Princesses and the famous Element Bearers, almost kill a lots of ponies, terrorize half the planet and side with a megalomaniac power-hungry monster...most ponies do have second thoughts about hiring you." Tempest admitted with a tiny smile.
"In hindsight." the human admitted.
"And my true name would be 'Fizzlepop Berrytwist'..." she then said making him and Zecora snort.
"Yeah, please stick to Tempest Shadow." she asked snarling.
"Okay, Tempest. Welcome onboard." Buck answered shaking hoof with the mare.
"Glad to be part of the staff, boss." she answered smiling.
The Next day -
"Welcome to the 'Small Paradise' Massage parlor! Do you have an appointment?" the mare asked with a gentle smile as she sat behind the desk at the entrance while wearing a blue shirt similar to Buck's.
"AAAAAH! TEMPEST SHADOW!" the newcomer screamed scared.
"Well, yes. Do you have an appointment?" she asked again with her smile faltering a little.
"AAAAAAAH! YES! MISS SCATTERBUG!" the other answered still screaming scared.
"Then please take a seat, Mister Blackbeard will be free in a minute and massage you."
"AAAAAAAAH! THANK YOU!"
"Can I offer you some juice while you wait?"
"AAAAAAAH! YES! VERY GRACIOUS OF YOU!"
Siiip! "AAAAH! THIS JUICE IS DELICIOUS!"
"Thank you...I did it myself..." Tempest answered unsure.
"You can do it, Tempest!" Both Buck and Zecora thought as they spied the poor mare from behind a corner.
Pretty unsure about this chapter, especially the Omake, that takes place a bit further in the future compared to the rest of the story.
Any other mare you wish to see massaged? Because I was half of the idea of having Pinkie's sisters next, I was told it would be interesting to do them.
As for Tempest Shadow...I love dedicated Wikias, I can get all the info I need (In incognito mode) without being forced to go see the movie!
To the next update! Bye byeee!
Tr230.