Chapter Four: The Big Bang
Factor
(Opening scene: on board the air ship)
Dr. Smalls: Tim Scam! Bring up the communications screen! Now!
Tim Scam: At once!
James: Hey! What about me?!?!? Pushing the buttons is my job!
Dr. Smalls: Not anymore! You are an incompetet fool! We will not fail again!! Got it?!?
James: Can I still eat my pizza? Can I have my money?
Dr. Smalls: We didn't really need you anyway!!!
James: Shoot! I'm always being left out!
Dr. Smalls: What in the world is your problem, anyway?!?!?
James: I'm just SOOOOO happy since I got out of jail!!! Wanna be my friend? -eyes super-large-
Dr. Smalls: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
James: I know when I'm not wanted! Good bye and good ridance!! I hope ya'll lose!
-jumps off the air ship-
(video screen comes up, with a big, muscular guy with the WHAT symbol on his suit)
Jerrod: Yes? Good evening, Mr. Smalls!! What's up today?
Dr. Smalls: Well, I lost a fight with the secret 4th agent of WOOHP, but I have a feeling we'll have to face each other again, with the other three spies as well. So, You know what to do. Contact Miss Mandy. Over and out, Jerrod.
Jerrod: Good night, Mr. Smalls!
Dr. Smalls: This time, I WILL WIN!!!! They can't stop me!!! HAHAHAHAAHH!!!
(end scene one)
(Scene two: somewhere in South America)
Scotty: I only have 30 minutes!!!! Computer, where are they?
-They are in Southern Chile-
Scotty: YAHHH!!! As Clover would say, "As If it couldn't get any colder!!!"
Scotty: Here we go, here we go.......
(15 minutes later)
Scotty: Ahhh....!!!! There they are! Hold on!!!
(lands)
-10 minutes later-
Scotty: There, I've found it! Now I must free the spies!
(Scotty looks in the window)
Scotty: HEY CLOVER!!!!
Clover: What? -screams- AHHHAAHH!!!! Who said that?
Scotty: Me.
Clover: Ahhh! It's a ghost!
Scotty: No. I'm your invisible secret admirer!
All 3 of them: Invisible?!?!? Is that you, James?
Scotty: No. I'm a WOOHP agent! I was the one who designed your new gadgets for this mission! I'm the one who put the note in Clover's locker! And Now I'm ya'lls hero, because there is a bomb about to explode!
All 3 of them: Well!?!?!? GET US OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!!!
Scotty: Right. By the way Clover, you look particularly nice today.
Clover: Thanks, but Not RIGHT NOW!!
Scotty: Hmmmm...... There's a panel right here, marked, "Detonator"
(removes the panel)
-A computer screen is revealed, complete with keyboard and a plug of some sort-
-connects a hacking cable from his own Compowder, to the plug-
Scotty: Computer, run the bomb deactivation program.
-..................... Access denied.............. Bomb is of unknown origin..............-
Scotty: Well, that's just great! Looks like I'll just have to blow my way in!
All 3 of the girls: Hurry up already!!!
-launches a laser missile-
BOOOMM!!!!!
Scotty: Hiiiiyyyyahhhhhh!
(the escape alarm sounds)
Scotty: Put on your masks!
-they all put on their masks-
Clover: Uhhhhh.... That missile is right behind you!!!
Scotty: WAHHH!!! -shoots another laser missile-
Alex: Watch out for those laser guns!
Scotty: Time for one Power Fusion!
Scotty: Super Chaos Strike!
-runs through all of the laser guns, destroying them-
Clover and Alex: YAY!!!!! GO CUTE GUY!!!
Sam: (to herself) Oh brother! He's invisible!!! But, I wonder if he IS cute?
-turns back to normal form, still invisible-
(cuts them loose)
WARNING!!! ONE MINUTE UNTIL DETONATION!!!!
-4-way anime split screen-
AHHHHAHHH!!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, LIKE, NOW!!!!
(they all run as fast as possible to the sky-bike)
Clover: How do you expect us to fit in there?
Scotty: Like this! Transform to air mode, four seater!
-transforms to a four-seat airplane-
(they all leap in)
Clover: HURRY!!!!
Scotty: Light speed!
-shhozzzzzzoooooooooooooommmmmmmmm-
All 4 of them: YAHHHHHYAAHHHHH!!!!!!
-large, almost nuclear-like explosion occurs-
Boooooom.........................................
Clover: Thank you so much for nearly giving me a heart attack!!! Just who do you think you are, anyway? Arnold Swrazzenager?
Scotty: No. I am, SO, not like him!
Sam: You must like Clover a lot, because you talk just like her!!!
Clover: He does not!!! He can talk how he wishes!!!
Sam: Fine! I'm still mad, because I don't have a secret admirer, and you do!
Alex: Can I have him?
Clover and Sam: NO!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!
Clover and Sam: GRRRR...........
Clover: He loves me!!!
Sam: I bet he loves smart over fashionable!!!
Clover: I'm smart too!! I'm not just any old blonde!!!
Sam: Uh Huh. Right. Whatever you say, stupid.
Clover: Talk about jealous!! I thought we were best friends!
Scotty: (to himself) Look how they fight over me!
Alex: We are! Clover is right, Sammie. You ARE jealous, and you know it! And our knight in shining armor is her b/f, so just forgive and forget, ok?
Sam: You're right. Clover, I'm sorry for being jealous. Do you forgive me?
Clover: Of course! That's what best friends are for! -they hug each other tightly-
Clover: -in a playful voice- Hey! What's your name?
Scotty: My name.... is...... Scotty.......
Clover: Scotty, may I gaze at you?
Scotty: Sure! -drinks the visibilty liquid-
Clover: Ok. Not quite the hottie I was expecting, but I can work with it! Hi! How are ya? Wanna take me out for dinner sometime?
Scotty: Sure: But I was gonna ask you anyway. You don't have to be that way around me!
Clover: Oh.... Sorry! Well, I'd LOVE to go!!!!
Scotty: How about when we stop the bad guys?!?!
Clover: I'll wait as long as necessary!!!!
Alex: Can I go with him too????? Please, Clover!!!!
Clover: He's my date right now, you can next time, ok?
Alex: THANK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU CLOVER!!!!
Clover: Ok. You're welcome. But just for one night!
Alex: Ok. That's cool with me.
Sam: What about me?
Clover: Well, Ok. But I think it'd probably be best if you didn't. Because I REALLY hate it when we fight.
Sam: You're right. I'm sorry. I guess no one will ever love me.
Clover: No, there IS someone out there for you! Everyone has a perfect b/f or g/f somewhere in the world!
Sam: Well, I haven't found him yet!
Clover: Don't ever give up hope! That is very important in today's stressful times!
Sam: Thank you!!! -starts crying and hugs Clover-
Alex and Scotty: How Sweet! -they start crying too-
-Everyone comes back to their senses-
Scotty: So, Clover. Do you have any more of that lip STICK?
Clover: Good one! Yes, I do!!
-they start kissing-
Alex: That was MY IDEA!!!! Oh well.
Alex: Uhhhh..... Scotty, Clover....... WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE!!!!!!
Scotty: Dobn't wobby, wI havve it won wuato-pilot! (translation: Don't worry, I have it on auto-pilot!)
Clover: Ummmmmmm..... Don't talk! Just kiss!
Sam: Ok you two! We need to figure out what kind of bomb that was! Ya'll can make out later!
Scotty and Clover: WMAKE WOUT?!?!?!? WE'RE JWUST KWISSING! (Make out?!?!? We're just kissing!!!)
Sam: Ok Alex, You grab Scotty, And I'll grab Clover.
Scotty and Clover: NOOOOOO!!!!! WE DON'T WANNA STOP!!!!
Sam: Tough luck, guys. We have a mission to do, remember?
-they get pulled apart-
Scotty: And Clover: Oh shoot!
Alex: We can kiss if ya want!!!
Scotty: I love Clover!!! Ok?
Alex: Ok.... (sighs)
Clover: Scotty, I thought you were GREAT!
Scotty: Too bad it wasn't enough.
Clover: Yeah. But it's ok. Though we DID steal Alex's idea to use the lip STICK to lock lips with a guy. But it was worth it!
Scotty: Yeah.... (they look into each others eyes)
Sam: Ok! Quit drooling over each other! It's disgusting!!!
Scotty: Ok. Time to contact Jerry. I have a fragment of this bomb right here!
Clover: But I thought we were having fun?!?!?
Scotty: It'll have to wait.
Clover: (to herself) Sam just HAD to get involved, didn't she?
(Compowder turns on)
Scotty: Hello Jerry. I've rescued the girls. What do you make of this bomb fragment?
Jerry: Hmmmm........ This is strange! Says here that this is a new terrorist weapon!
Sam: Why don't you hack into the WHAT computer network, and tell us what we're up against!
Jerry: I was just about to do that, Sam.
Jerry: Oh no! This isn't right! Says here that they plan to make entire malls, and shopping centers, that will lock a certain number of people inside the store, and blow up! And they are all powered by that top secret weapon that was stolen form the military, By Dr. Smalls, TimScam, and James. But there is also a VERY strong, muscular, guy named Jerrod, And Miss Mandy.
Clover: AHHHAAHHHH!!!! Deadly malls?!?!?!? As If thing's couldn't get any worse!!!!
Sam And Alex: Uhhhhh... They just did! He said MANDY!!!
All 3 of them: AHHAHAHHH!!!! Mandy?!?!?!?!?! What made her even more evil than she is already?!?!?
Scotty: Because James is her brother, And Tim Scam is her boyfriend. And Dr. Smalls, well, he likes her too. He wants her to be his queen, but we all know he is 2 feet tall, which means that there is no way for her to like him.
Clover: Grrrr..... Mandy is the ONLY ONE to come up with something like that! But how did she find out we were spies? I mean, we erased that part of her memory! James, or Tim Scam must've told her! Well, they've gone TOO FAR!!! THEY WON'T JUST KILL ME LIKE THAT!!!!
Sam: Wait! She must've been tricked, or something! She wouldn't just make nuclear malls, because she likes to shop too!
Scotty: Yeah. But all the stuff about James and the rest of them, came in like that. They probably performed mind-control on her, and made her belive all that they said.
Clover: You mean, we have to SAVE her?!?!?
Scotty: Yes. Though I hate her just as much as ya'll do, it's the right thing to do.
Clover: Well, I guess a regular evil Mandy, is better than a terrorist Mandy.
Scotty: Ok girls! Time to go to Brazil!
Alex: Yeah! Time to go to Mt. Rushmore!
All three of them: That's in the U.S.A.!!!! NOT BRAZIL!!!!
Alex: Ok. I want some ice cream!!!
-Clover, Sam, And Scotty all sigh-
------------------------------------end of chapter 4------------------------ -------
(Opening scene: on board the air ship)
Dr. Smalls: Tim Scam! Bring up the communications screen! Now!
Tim Scam: At once!
James: Hey! What about me?!?!? Pushing the buttons is my job!
Dr. Smalls: Not anymore! You are an incompetet fool! We will not fail again!! Got it?!?
James: Can I still eat my pizza? Can I have my money?
Dr. Smalls: We didn't really need you anyway!!!
James: Shoot! I'm always being left out!
Dr. Smalls: What in the world is your problem, anyway?!?!?
James: I'm just SOOOOO happy since I got out of jail!!! Wanna be my friend? -eyes super-large-
Dr. Smalls: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
James: I know when I'm not wanted! Good bye and good ridance!! I hope ya'll lose!
-jumps off the air ship-
(video screen comes up, with a big, muscular guy with the WHAT symbol on his suit)
Jerrod: Yes? Good evening, Mr. Smalls!! What's up today?
Dr. Smalls: Well, I lost a fight with the secret 4th agent of WOOHP, but I have a feeling we'll have to face each other again, with the other three spies as well. So, You know what to do. Contact Miss Mandy. Over and out, Jerrod.
Jerrod: Good night, Mr. Smalls!
Dr. Smalls: This time, I WILL WIN!!!! They can't stop me!!! HAHAHAHAAHH!!!
(end scene one)
(Scene two: somewhere in South America)
Scotty: I only have 30 minutes!!!! Computer, where are they?
-They are in Southern Chile-
Scotty: YAHHH!!! As Clover would say, "As If it couldn't get any colder!!!"
Scotty: Here we go, here we go.......
(15 minutes later)
Scotty: Ahhh....!!!! There they are! Hold on!!!
(lands)
-10 minutes later-
Scotty: There, I've found it! Now I must free the spies!
(Scotty looks in the window)
Scotty: HEY CLOVER!!!!
Clover: What? -screams- AHHHAAHH!!!! Who said that?
Scotty: Me.
Clover: Ahhh! It's a ghost!
Scotty: No. I'm your invisible secret admirer!
All 3 of them: Invisible?!?!? Is that you, James?
Scotty: No. I'm a WOOHP agent! I was the one who designed your new gadgets for this mission! I'm the one who put the note in Clover's locker! And Now I'm ya'lls hero, because there is a bomb about to explode!
All 3 of them: Well!?!?!? GET US OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!!!
Scotty: Right. By the way Clover, you look particularly nice today.
Clover: Thanks, but Not RIGHT NOW!!
Scotty: Hmmmm...... There's a panel right here, marked, "Detonator"
(removes the panel)
-A computer screen is revealed, complete with keyboard and a plug of some sort-
-connects a hacking cable from his own Compowder, to the plug-
Scotty: Computer, run the bomb deactivation program.
-..................... Access denied.............. Bomb is of unknown origin..............-
Scotty: Well, that's just great! Looks like I'll just have to blow my way in!
All 3 of the girls: Hurry up already!!!
-launches a laser missile-
BOOOMM!!!!!
Scotty: Hiiiiyyyyahhhhhh!
(the escape alarm sounds)
Scotty: Put on your masks!
-they all put on their masks-
Clover: Uhhhhh.... That missile is right behind you!!!
Scotty: WAHHH!!! -shoots another laser missile-
Alex: Watch out for those laser guns!
Scotty: Time for one Power Fusion!
Scotty: Super Chaos Strike!
-runs through all of the laser guns, destroying them-
Clover and Alex: YAY!!!!! GO CUTE GUY!!!
Sam: (to herself) Oh brother! He's invisible!!! But, I wonder if he IS cute?
-turns back to normal form, still invisible-
(cuts them loose)
WARNING!!! ONE MINUTE UNTIL DETONATION!!!!
-4-way anime split screen-
AHHHHAHHH!!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, LIKE, NOW!!!!
(they all run as fast as possible to the sky-bike)
Clover: How do you expect us to fit in there?
Scotty: Like this! Transform to air mode, four seater!
-transforms to a four-seat airplane-
(they all leap in)
Clover: HURRY!!!!
Scotty: Light speed!
-shhozzzzzzoooooooooooooommmmmmmmm-
All 4 of them: YAHHHHHYAAHHHHH!!!!!!
-large, almost nuclear-like explosion occurs-
Boooooom.........................................
Clover: Thank you so much for nearly giving me a heart attack!!! Just who do you think you are, anyway? Arnold Swrazzenager?
Scotty: No. I am, SO, not like him!
Sam: You must like Clover a lot, because you talk just like her!!!
Clover: He does not!!! He can talk how he wishes!!!
Sam: Fine! I'm still mad, because I don't have a secret admirer, and you do!
Alex: Can I have him?
Clover and Sam: NO!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!
Clover and Sam: GRRRR...........
Clover: He loves me!!!
Sam: I bet he loves smart over fashionable!!!
Clover: I'm smart too!! I'm not just any old blonde!!!
Sam: Uh Huh. Right. Whatever you say, stupid.
Clover: Talk about jealous!! I thought we were best friends!
Scotty: (to himself) Look how they fight over me!
Alex: We are! Clover is right, Sammie. You ARE jealous, and you know it! And our knight in shining armor is her b/f, so just forgive and forget, ok?
Sam: You're right. Clover, I'm sorry for being jealous. Do you forgive me?
Clover: Of course! That's what best friends are for! -they hug each other tightly-
Clover: -in a playful voice- Hey! What's your name?
Scotty: My name.... is...... Scotty.......
Clover: Scotty, may I gaze at you?
Scotty: Sure! -drinks the visibilty liquid-
Clover: Ok. Not quite the hottie I was expecting, but I can work with it! Hi! How are ya? Wanna take me out for dinner sometime?
Scotty: Sure: But I was gonna ask you anyway. You don't have to be that way around me!
Clover: Oh.... Sorry! Well, I'd LOVE to go!!!!
Scotty: How about when we stop the bad guys?!?!
Clover: I'll wait as long as necessary!!!!
Alex: Can I go with him too????? Please, Clover!!!!
Clover: He's my date right now, you can next time, ok?
Alex: THANK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU CLOVER!!!!
Clover: Ok. You're welcome. But just for one night!
Alex: Ok. That's cool with me.
Sam: What about me?
Clover: Well, Ok. But I think it'd probably be best if you didn't. Because I REALLY hate it when we fight.
Sam: You're right. I'm sorry. I guess no one will ever love me.
Clover: No, there IS someone out there for you! Everyone has a perfect b/f or g/f somewhere in the world!
Sam: Well, I haven't found him yet!
Clover: Don't ever give up hope! That is very important in today's stressful times!
Sam: Thank you!!! -starts crying and hugs Clover-
Alex and Scotty: How Sweet! -they start crying too-
-Everyone comes back to their senses-
Scotty: So, Clover. Do you have any more of that lip STICK?
Clover: Good one! Yes, I do!!
-they start kissing-
Alex: That was MY IDEA!!!! Oh well.
Alex: Uhhhh..... Scotty, Clover....... WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE!!!!!!
Scotty: Dobn't wobby, wI havve it won wuato-pilot! (translation: Don't worry, I have it on auto-pilot!)
Clover: Ummmmmmm..... Don't talk! Just kiss!
Sam: Ok you two! We need to figure out what kind of bomb that was! Ya'll can make out later!
Scotty and Clover: WMAKE WOUT?!?!?!? WE'RE JWUST KWISSING! (Make out?!?!? We're just kissing!!!)
Sam: Ok Alex, You grab Scotty, And I'll grab Clover.
Scotty and Clover: NOOOOOO!!!!! WE DON'T WANNA STOP!!!!
Sam: Tough luck, guys. We have a mission to do, remember?
-they get pulled apart-
Scotty: And Clover: Oh shoot!
Alex: We can kiss if ya want!!!
Scotty: I love Clover!!! Ok?
Alex: Ok.... (sighs)
Clover: Scotty, I thought you were GREAT!
Scotty: Too bad it wasn't enough.
Clover: Yeah. But it's ok. Though we DID steal Alex's idea to use the lip STICK to lock lips with a guy. But it was worth it!
Scotty: Yeah.... (they look into each others eyes)
Sam: Ok! Quit drooling over each other! It's disgusting!!!
Scotty: Ok. Time to contact Jerry. I have a fragment of this bomb right here!
Clover: But I thought we were having fun?!?!?
Scotty: It'll have to wait.
Clover: (to herself) Sam just HAD to get involved, didn't she?
(Compowder turns on)
Scotty: Hello Jerry. I've rescued the girls. What do you make of this bomb fragment?
Jerry: Hmmmm........ This is strange! Says here that this is a new terrorist weapon!
Sam: Why don't you hack into the WHAT computer network, and tell us what we're up against!
Jerry: I was just about to do that, Sam.
Jerry: Oh no! This isn't right! Says here that they plan to make entire malls, and shopping centers, that will lock a certain number of people inside the store, and blow up! And they are all powered by that top secret weapon that was stolen form the military, By Dr. Smalls, TimScam, and James. But there is also a VERY strong, muscular, guy named Jerrod, And Miss Mandy.
Clover: AHHHAAHHHH!!!! Deadly malls?!?!?!? As If thing's couldn't get any worse!!!!
Sam And Alex: Uhhhhh... They just did! He said MANDY!!!
All 3 of them: AHHAHAHHH!!!! Mandy?!?!?!?!?! What made her even more evil than she is already?!?!?
Scotty: Because James is her brother, And Tim Scam is her boyfriend. And Dr. Smalls, well, he likes her too. He wants her to be his queen, but we all know he is 2 feet tall, which means that there is no way for her to like him.
Clover: Grrrr..... Mandy is the ONLY ONE to come up with something like that! But how did she find out we were spies? I mean, we erased that part of her memory! James, or Tim Scam must've told her! Well, they've gone TOO FAR!!! THEY WON'T JUST KILL ME LIKE THAT!!!!
Sam: Wait! She must've been tricked, or something! She wouldn't just make nuclear malls, because she likes to shop too!
Scotty: Yeah. But all the stuff about James and the rest of them, came in like that. They probably performed mind-control on her, and made her belive all that they said.
Clover: You mean, we have to SAVE her?!?!?
Scotty: Yes. Though I hate her just as much as ya'll do, it's the right thing to do.
Clover: Well, I guess a regular evil Mandy, is better than a terrorist Mandy.
Scotty: Ok girls! Time to go to Brazil!
Alex: Yeah! Time to go to Mt. Rushmore!
All three of them: That's in the U.S.A.!!!! NOT BRAZIL!!!!
Alex: Ok. I want some ice cream!!!
-Clover, Sam, And Scotty all sigh-
------------------------------------end of chapter 4------------------------ -------