GW: Here's where three memorable characters come back with three new awesome characters! And here's the chapter where a not-so-memorable char. returns as well.
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Return of Four Genies!
"WHAT?!" Snoopy yelled, and the next thing he knew, he was taken back to the palace and was locked into a cage. "The King?! Fair trial!? I don't wanna fair trial by that old geezer!"
"Hey, don't mess with the monk," Angel smirked.
"Don't worry, Snoop dog. My friends and I will talk to him during dinner tonight, ya' know, soften him up," Rai reassured him. His buddies, however, mouthed the words, 'You're doomed!' and slid their fingers across their throats, making him more upset.
"Are you nuts, he hates my guts!" Snoopy shouted, rattling the cage. "And what are you going to do with the princesses?"
"Well, he has a plan," Haku said, "right?"
"No problem, doggy dude," Rai assured. "I just make sure I prepare Kim and her friends don't see you until they're ready."
"Ready for what?" Kim's voice asked as she and her friends came behind them. Luckily, Sora, Dash, Roxas, and Danny stood in front so they wouldn't see Snoopy.
"Ready to see the stain on Dojo's new turban you got him," Rai thought up.
"Huh?" Dojo asked, but Rai shushed him.
"I don't see any stain," Kimiko said as she looked at it.
"Either that or your eyesight has gone bad," June asked, getting playfully nudged by Kim.
"Well then, no issues," Danny said, coming in.
"So, you better go get ready for dinner. Can't wait for it to happen," Rai said, trying to change the subject.
"Alright, you guys, what's the problem?" Kairi asked, folding her arms.
"What problem? There's no problem! No problem whatsoever!" Roxas chuckled nervously as Sora hissed to him, "Shut up, Roxas!"
"You're not hiding anything from us, are you?" Naminé asked. "Remember, we wouldn't keep secrets from each other anymore. Do you remember?"
"Oh, yeah," Rai and his pals gulped. Dash and Dojo were sweating nervously. "No more secrets," Rai said. He looked at Kimiko and said, "I almost lost you that way."
"We almost too," Sora added in. "We'll never make that mistake again."
As they were all about to kiss, Dojo yelped at something in terror.
"What's wrong?"
Just then, the water fountain's water began to act like a tornado. At the top, Glowworm, Violet, and Double D, the three genies, came riding on surfboards, wearing sandals, and flowered muumuus (a flowered shirt, and shorts in Edd's case). Behind them were three new faces.
The first was a girl was a tall and skinny rabbit/human girl with two, white ears sticking out of her head and a poofy white tail. She had dark brown hair, fair skin, and topaz eyes. She was wearing a white, baggy shirt with a black skull, blue jeans, and white sneakers. She was also wearing a neon green headband, a blue bandanna, and huge cat-shaped earrings.
The second figure was a grayish-blue faun with brown eyes, two, curled horns, and a bag thrown over his shoulder.
The last figure strangely resembled a younger Stitch. He was also wearing an orange bandanna with a crudely drawn picture of monster teeth on it and a grey and black jumpsuit.
"COWABUNGA!!" they all yelled, jumping off their boards and landing in front of the gang.
"They're cool!" GW yelled.
"They're magical!" Violet added/
"And they're BACK!" the three shouted.
"GW! VI! EDD!" Rai said, happy and shocked at the same time. "Oh, great. Geek Squad and the Psycho Girls are back," Dash cried.
They all hugged the genies while the three others stood behind.
"Alright you guys!" Sora grinned.
"You're back!" Kimiko smiled happily.
The genies turned red, and not from blushing…
"SUNBURN!!" they screamed. "Easy, easy!" They gently let their friends go as Roxas asked, "Who are they?"
"Oh, when we went traveling, we picked up a few pals," GW grinned. She pointed to the rabbit-girl and introduced, "This is WinterLoveSong. Winter for short, a good friend of mine from a long way back (read WinterLoveSong's The Legend of WinterLoveSong. It's really good).
"Hello. Nice to meet you all," Winter grinned. "GW's told me a lot about you."
"This is Pan," the wolf-girl pointed to the faun, who grinned (just in case you don't know, Pan is from Pan's Labyrinth. Awesome movie! On with story).
"It's lovely to meet you all," he bowed.
"And this is a special little guy we picked up from the future," Violet grinned, then turned to him. "Go on. Introduce yourself to Stitch and Angel."
The small Trog came forward and said, "I'm Stitch Jr., your future son!"
Awkward silence followed. "We have a kid!?" the Trogs both yelled.
"Actually, you have seven more before me," Stitch Jr. explained. The response:
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Angel screamed as Stitch fainted.
"Wow," Lilo said, shocked like everybody else. Then, Sora, Roxas, and Dash grinned, singing, "Go, Stitch. Go, Stitch!" He quickly revived as he told his future son, "You're going to be my eighth son?"
"Yep." The two Trogs nodded and shook hands with their future son. "Welcome to the present, son."
"Well, enough with the weirdness. Did ya' miss us?" Violet asked.
"Take care of these, my fellow lizard," Edd said, handing the luggage to Dojo. The luggage was so heavy that the poor reptile was crushed by its weight.
"Ouch…my stomach…" he mumbled under the heavy load.
"They might be heavy," GW said. "Oh, wait! I've got souvenirs for everyone!" She placed a cheese hat on Rai, handed a teddy bear to Kimiko, a Bears jacket to Sora, a Packers hat to Haku, funny glasses to Danny, placed a helmet on Dash and Roxas, and a bunch of new clothes to Angel, Stitch, and the other princesses. She also gave a little flag in Dojo's hand, who was still crushed and a hula girl in his other hand.
"Look, she dances," Edd said, tapping her and making her dance. "Isn't that astounding?"
Winter and Pan, having the only sense right now, helped Dojo from the wreckage of luggage. "Thank you," he mumbled before collapsing.
"Wait, hold on for a second," Dash said. "You mean to tell me that you three saw the whole world and pick up three friends?"
"In only a few months?!" Raimundo asked incredulously.
Violet split into five little Violets, each dressed from a certain type of land.
It's a small world after world, the Violets sang, then poofed back into normal-sized Violet.
"ToonCity's got something no other city has," Edd told them with a smile.
"What?" Dash asked stupidly. "Is it this skunk?" He held up a peeved-looking skunk. "It's the skunk, isn't it?" The skunk sprayed its foul-smelling liquid at Dash's face and jumped away from him. People inched away from him as Violet corrected, "No, stupid!" She turned into a black rocket, lit herself, and blasted around the yard.
"YOU GUYS!" she yelled with glee.
GW and Edd flew up as well. The three began to sing as scenes from the places they've been to appeared in the background. "Yay! A songfic!" Winter said with glee, then silenced to watch the song.
GW: We've parachuted down to
The Taj Mahal
Violet: We've rode an elephant
Beside the Great Wall!
Edd: We even made the famous
Leaning Tower fall (oh, dear)
All three: But, who was with us through it all?
No one!
Violet: Stromboli's Circus
Hired us to fly the trapeze
GW: On Mount Olympus
We ran with Macules (from Sonicmario's Macules)
Edd: It's easy getting chased by killer bees! (AHH!)
All three: Who said 'God bless you' when we sneezed? ACHOO!
So, now we're home,
Home again with you,
You chase the clouds away
Edd: Whenever I'm calm
"You're always calm," Rai pointed out.
"Oh, that's right," Edd shrugged. Then, they got back to singing.
GW: Not in the pyramids,
I highly recommend
All three: There's nothing in this world
Quite like a friend!
Violet: Slept like a rock in Pompeii
On a bed of nails
Edd: Moroccans set my fairy tales
Of seven veils
GW: We single-handedly
Took down seven whales!
But, no one was there to hear our tale
Edd: In Kokomo,
Joined a Mariachi band
Violet: Rode the raging' rapids
Down the Rio Grande
GW: Flew a hot air balloon,
But when I tried to land
No one gave me good cheer
Or lent me a hand
Edd: Without you, the Pacific
Is just a pool
Violet: Without you, the Outback
Isn't as hot
GW: Without you, Wolf Creek's
Just not as scary
Edd: And the Titanic
Is just some yacht
Violet: Now that we're home,
Home again, it's clear,
Edd: All we ever wanted
Seems to be right here
GW: We traveled East to West, past and future
All three: And, now we're back again
And there's nothing in the world
Quite like a friend…
Raimundo: There's nothing in the world.
Kimiko: Nothing in the whole wide world.
Everyone besides Snoopy: There's nothing in the world quite like a friend!
The group finished their song as we zoom out from the palace to earth to outerspace. GW was beside the Earth and made it spin on her finger.
GW: Nothing in the whole wide world! She then lost control and dropped the Earth, but quickly recovered it and sighed in relief.
"Wow," Dash said, "that song really moved me."
"Really?" Stitch Jr. asked.
"No," Dash snorted, receiving a bonk from Violet, Angel, and Winter.
"So," Rai asked his genie buddies, "what's it like to be free?"
"Yeah, no longer having to cater to a master 24/7?" Sora asked.
"No more granting someone's desires?" Danny asked.
"And no more living in that cramped, little lamp?" Angel finished.
"To be on the serious side, WE LOVE IT!!" they yelled. Pan rubbed his ear and mumbled, "I'm going to be deaf for a few weeks."
Violet shrugged. "So, maybe we aren't as powerful as we used to be." She shrunk down to a smaller size. "But don't belittle us." She grew big again as Winter said, "Yeah. They can still do magical things."
"Indeed. We may be free, but we still have a little magic in us," Edd said, poofing into Hogwarts robes. "I can still do this!" He poofed up Audrey II into his hand, but that plant ate his whole face off.
"AUGHH!" Edd yelled as he reached into the plant's mouth and put his face back on. "Stingy, stingy, stingy."
"Alrighty then, give us another chance, best two outta three!" GW said, poofing in front of them and a saw in her hand. "Whose first, I'm skilled in this field."
"In the Yin Yang world," Winter added in, making GW glare.
"Look you guys, we'd love to stick around, but-" Rai was cut off.
"We have a dinner to attend to," Kimiko finished.
"Oh, probably a romantic dinner for all you lovebirds. You wouldn't want us three and the other three make it not-so-romantic," GW looked downcast.
"Oh, boy. Here we go," Pan sighed as the other two guests rolled their eyes.
"Wait, you guys-" Sora was cut off by Edd.
"It's no trouble. Three, or in our case, six (Winter, Jr., and Pan) are a crowd. You guys go, we'll be old shoes."
"Guys, I would be honored if you and your guests would join us for dinner," Kimiko said, making the six smiled.
"Now this girl has sense!" Winter smiled as GW yelled, "Home-cooking, let's go!"
As they headed for the palace, Rai saw Dojo drooling, but he stopped him.
"Hold on there," he said. "You've got a job to do."
"I know," Dojo said. "It's to pig out at the dinner."
"No, you have to guard Snoopy," Rai ordered.
Dojo just grumbled in annoyance, but went back to guard Snoopy. Violet appeared in front of Rai and said, "Giddy-up, Slowpoke! What's keeping ya'?"
"Nothing, it's actually something, but I'll tell you all later," Rai explained as they left.
Meanwhile, in the desert somewhere, Heinrich, accompanied by Hal, Bandanna, and Halo, went to a nearby well to get some water.
"That stupid Raimundo Pedrosa! First chance, I'll slice him up," Heinrich grumbled.
"That'll be the day," Bandanna mumbled, making his buddies snicker.
Nearby, the goons were looking on as if they were plotting something.
"That idiotic Heinrich and his idiotic bodyguards," Cree hissed to her teammates.
"First chance we get, we'll slice them up," Katnappé muttered to the others.
"Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough to look at you without having to smell you," Heinrich shouted while Hal gargled some water and spat it out.
"Yeah, you're all old enough, so wear some deodorant!" he sneered making Halo and Bandanna laugh righteously.
"I think it's time to put our beloved leader out of his misery," Gigi snarled, pulling out his sword.
As Heinrich poured the bucket over his head, something hard hit him on his noggin.
"OW! What is this! I'll sue whoever made this well!" He picked up a black lamp with a purple rim… "A lamp, interesting. Might be worth a few bucks if I clean it up." He rubbed it with his sleeve, but his goons advanced towards him with weapons drawn.
"It will do little good once you and your pathetic lackeys are sent to the Ghost Zone," Stickybeard said. "Allow us to put you out of your misery!"
He was about to strike the four, but black smoke started to come out of the lamp.
"EVIL SPIRIT!!!" Cree shrieked as the goons hopped on their horses and left the area. "See ya!" Bandanna yelled, but Hal held him back as Jack Spicer's really creepy genie form appeared.
"FREE!!!" he roared, "free with a vengeance to all those imprison me, Jack Spicer, Prince of Darkness!" He did his trademark as he tried to power up, but his chains appeared and restrained him. "Darn it, the stupid curse of the lamp! All the power at my fingertips and I'm bound by the rule of genies!" Then, he growled, "Which means I can't kill that jerk Raimundo and his loser pals…" he trailed off as his eyes fell on Heinrich, Hal, and the two animals. "Unless I have someone to be kind enough to take me to ToonCity!" He looked down at Heinrich, who couldn't stop stuttering.
"I suppose this form is a little too much, very well then," Jack said as he poofed into black smoke. Heinrich screamed and hid behind Hal, who muttered about no more curses. The boy whimpered as Jack transformed to his old human self. "Doesn't look like much," Halo mumbled.
"I trust you find me less overwhelming now," Jack asked.
"You….you are a genie?" Heinrich asked dumbly.
"No," Bandanna said sarcastically.
"You are astounded, I'm sure," Jack gloated, ignoring Bandanna's comment.
"So, don't I get wishes?" Heinrich asked, holding the lamp.
"Yeah, what's the deal with that?" Hal asked suspiciously.
"Yes, you get three wishes. That's part of the shtick, but first I gotta go to ToonCity, you will take the lamp there."
"So, you need me," Heinrich grinned sinisterly, making Jack glare. Hal, Halo, and Bandanna tried the 'ixnay on the gloating!' faces, but Heinrich continued. "Me and my comrades will take you to ToonCity, but you must grant me my wishes first."
Jack glared daggers at him and zapped lighting at the boys. Hal moaned, "Why did I take this job?"
"For the money and adventure?" Halo ventured. Hal shrugged, but flinched when Jack's voice boomed, "YOU LITTLE-"
But, he suddenly smirked. The group noticed that he wasn't attacking them.
"Very well," Jack said, a little too pleasantly, "you may have your wishes."
"Phew!" Bandanna sighed in relief.
"Really!?" Heinrich said. "I mean, of course I shall! I wish for treasure, riches, I know! I WISH FOR THE SUNKEN TREASURE OF ATLANTIS!"
"You're wish is my command," Jack said as they poofed away.
Heinrich reappeared underwater a destroyed city. He swam around, holding his breathe until a Kraken's tentacle tried to wrap around the boy's body. He got away only to have a giant shark swim after him. Before the shark attacked, Jack and the three other goons appeared. Halo transformed into a fish, Hal used the Gills of Hamachi, and Bandanna used a fish bowl he got from the unknown (how he and his brother kept getting all this random stuff I'll never know). Jack didn't need to worry about breathing.
"Glad we're not that loser!" Bandanna laughed cruelly.
"Poor baby, aren't we enjoying our wish?" Jack mocked at Heinrich who was caught in the Kraken's tentacle. "Perhaps you'd wish I'd take you back to the desert?" Heinrich nodded quickly as Jack said, "Very well." The evil genie poofed them all back to the desert as Heinrich spat water out.
"Two wishes down, take your time on the third or you'll wish you'd never been born," Jack threatened Heinrich, who gulped. "On the other hand, if you cooperate with me, I shall see that you are rewarded."
"Rewarded?" Heinrich and Bandanna asked. Hal knew that bad guys never really kept promises and tried to tell Heinrich not to listen, but he was interrupted by Jack.
"First, you will help me get revenge on the street rat known as Raimundo Pedrosa!"
"Hey, I know that guy!" Heinrich shouted angrily, pulling out his sword. "He made a fool of me in front of my henchmen. I'd fight him dirty with my amazing swordsman skills!" He swung too close and cut off his pants, revealing underwear. Halo closed his eyes and mumbled, "Bad picture…"
"Once that Xiaolin loser's outta the way, nothing will stop me, Jack Spicer, conquer ToonCity and the whole world!" Jack yelled as he began to chuckle, then he began to laugh maniacally.
"I'm gonna like working for this guy," Heinrich muttered to Hal, who just sighed.
GW: Uh-oh. This is most troubling. Heinrich and Jack teamed up to take Rai down.
Hal: I have nothing to do with this!
Dash: Yeah, sure you don't.
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