Hey I have had this done for weeks but I never got to publish it, so this is today's post.
This is my version of the "Gay Barbie" song. The bold type is Zero, the normal type is Aido. Enjoy.
Hi Aido!
Hi Zero!
Wanna go for a ride?
On what?
On Kaname!
Yuki's such a bitch, she is just a witch!
I really hate her, why does Kaname date her?
Kaname's such a man, I do all I can.
Just to do him, we just want to screw him!
(She's such a bitch I'm gonna rip her throat out)
I have dreamed about Kaname, being between my knees.
And we hold, and we'll do it like we're bunnies.
But that Yuki's a slut, with her short little skirt,
And I guess Kaname likes boobs made of fake parts.
And I cry, every day,
Cause' strait up the bitch is in my way,
Oooh Oooh Oooh
Yuki is a bitch, she is just a witch!
I really hate her, why does Kaname date her?
Kaname's such a man, I do all I can.
Just to do him, we want to screw him.
When I fight her, I will bite her
(ooh oooh oooh)
I will choke her, now I've broke her
(Oooh! Oh yes!)
Hey Aido!
What Zero?
Look who's over there!
Well if it isn't Yuki WITHOUT Kaname with that stupid bitch Ruka!
HEY YUKI, IT'S US! COME OVER! LOOK! RIGHT HERE MISSY!
Ahh!! Take that!
You hooker,
You bitch,
Rip your throat out,
Ok let's get the hell outta here.