I bet you're like 'Finally she updated!' I know it was a long wait and I'm really sorry. But I hope you enjoy it.
"Woman don't test me" I growled lowly.
"What are you talking about Kiba" Ino asked as she bent over and picked up Akamaru's toy. I growled again.
"You know what I'm talking about" I hissed. Ino cocked her head to the side.
"I'm clueless" she said innocently then she bent over to pick up a gummy bear bag off the ground. I groaned. Dear God why? She bent over again and handed Akamaru his ball.
"Stop that" I commanded. Ino turned towards me and put her hands on her hips.
"What am I doing?" Ino asked. Then she saw an empty juice box and bent over to pick it up.
"Bending over like that!" I said getting very frustrated.
"Well sorry for trying to clean up" She said stretching the word sorry.
"I'm not telling you not to clean" I said with an angry tone.
"What are you saying then" Ino asked matching my tone.
"I'm saying the way you bend over makes me want to take you from behind" I explained.
"You're such a pervert!!" Ino screeched.
"Well I wouldn't be looking if you didn't have on that tiny skirt"
"It's not tiny" she said defending herself "you can't see anything when I bend over"
"Just don't bend over and I wont look" I said.
"Fine," she said. She got on the floor and picked up toys around her then she crawled on all fours over to the bin and put the toys in there. She crawled around picking up toys and clothes off the ground.
Ino Pov
"DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!!" Kiba yelled. I sat up with an angry look on my face.
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM" I asked/yelled.
"YOU'RE BEING A DAMN TEASE"
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!" I screeched. I looked over at Akamaru.
"He isn't paying any attention to us" Kiba said. Akamaru giggled and repeated him.
"Dam" he clapped his hands and giggled. "Dam! Dam!" I glared at Kiba and he shivered.
"He isn't paying attention Kiba, What do you call that" I said. As if on cue Akamaru giggled and said it again.
"Dam!" I turned toward Akamaru.
"Doesn't say that, it's a bad word" I said
"Ba woor?" Akamaru asked in baby gibberish. I nodded.
"Yep, bad word." I confirmed.
"Da sai it" he said.
"Daddy says lots bad things" I explained as I turned around and gave Kiba another glare. Akamaru looked confused. He scratched his head.
"Ba woor? No sai?" He asked. I nodded.
"Bad word. Don't say it" I said with a small smile. "Tell him Kiba" I grabbed his collar and pulled him close. I glared into his eyes.
"Kiba you better fix this" I whispered. "Or else"
"Or else what?" Kiba said defiantly. I pulled him closer so our bodies were inches away from each other. And I whispered in his ear….
Kiba Pov
"She's right it's a bad word" I said picking up Akamaru. She went off into the room to finish packing. Damn that woman is evil…. I shivered just thinking about what she had said.
"Whi u sai it" he asked. That question stumped me.
"Cause…I'm bad," I said. "I'm a really bad boy"
"I wan b ba tu" Akamaru said "I wan b jus lyk da"
"No…You don't want to be bad" I said. I knew Ino would kill me if she heard him say that.
"Whi" he asked.
"Cause bad boys get spankings" I said.
"Frum Ma"
"Um…Yeah from mommy" I said going along with him.
"We gon ge won" he asked with a scared face.
"No! no….they always give you a chance" I said. If I made Akamaru cried she probably torture me. "so don't say it again"
"I not"
"Good" I said with a small smile. I guess I'll be alive for a few more days.
"Da" Akamaru said. I looked at him.
"Yeah?"
"Ee foo" he said.
"Okay let's see what's in the kitchen." I said walking into the kitchen. I set Akamaru down on the counter. I opened the fridge.
"Um….want some apple sauce?" I asked Akamaru. He shook his head.
"Okay how bout….a pudding cup"
"un uh" he said shaking his head again. I turned to him and took the spatula out of his hand.
"What do you want then?" I asked as I put the spatula up.
"Mea"
"Meat? You want meat" I asked. Are babies his age allowed to have real food? Well he does have a few teeth.
"Yeh" he said picking up a spoon. I took that from his hand. He reached for it and put on a pouty face. The same one that Ino had that I just couldn't resist. I handed him the spoon.
"Okay whose gonna cook the meat?" I asked. "Cause I can't cook for my life"
"Ma" Akamaru said with a smile. I looked at him as if he was crazy.
"Yo mommy can't cook" I said. Akamaru nodded his head.
"Yeh! Yeh!" he said. I don't believe him. Ino never cooks, never……never ever.
"How do you know?" I asked him. I bet you are wondering why I'm talking to a baby about this…. Or how he even knows about what I'm saying. Akamaru is a smart kid I guess.
"se cooc for me" he said. Okay hold up! Ino cooks for him and not me!!!!! He can barely even eat food and she cooks for him and not me!!
"WOMAN!!" I yelled.
"WHAT!!!!" he yelled from in the room.
"GET IN HERE!!!!" I yelled.
"KIBA HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?" she asked/yelled "YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF"
"WOMAN I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU" I said. I heard her stomping down the hall. When she came into the doorway she was looking so pissed.
"Oh really" she seethed.
"Ma! Mea!" Akamaru said before we started fighting again.
"Aww baby, mommy doesn't feel like cooking" she said.
Ino Pov
Akamaru pouted and whined. No…he was going to make me feel guilty.
"But I so hunry" he said and bent his head low and he looked like he was about to cry. I couldn't take it.
"Fine…I'll make something" I said. He wiped his eyes and smiled. He giggled and clapped his hands.
"Yea!" I smiled a small smile. Kiba gave me a stare.
"What?" I asked.
"You know how to cook" he asked there was an angry tone in his voice.
"Yeah so" I said washing my hands.
"All of these days I had to order out" he said "Do you know how much money I spent"
"Aw I'm so not sorry" I said. He came closer to me and he trapped me in between him and the sink. I started to grow hot.
"I think you should pay for that" Kiba said his face was getting closer and closer to mine. I started t blush. He is going to kiss me….why am I not angry. I closed my eyes so wouldn't have to look into those tempting brown orbs of his. And then I felt a peck on my cheek. I opened my eyes to look at him. He looked like he might burst with laughter.
"Hey Ino what's that on your face" he teased referring to my red cheeks. I hated it when he made me blushed. I just couldn't stand it. But Kiba thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
"Shut up Kiba it's not funny" I said.
"Yeah it is." He said as he burst out laughing. "It's almost as funny as your bed hair"
"Kiba stop it" I said. He let a few soft chuckles then said.
"Okay I'm done" he stood up straight and looked me over. "Well"
"Well what?" I asked.
"Get cooking woman" he said. Then it was my turn to burst out laughing. I grabbed an apron and tied it around my waist.
"Kiba you are so funny" I said. "Now wash your hands and quit playing"
"Woman what are you talking about" he asked. "I don't cook"
"Neither do I" I said picking out dinner from the fridge and setting it on the counter.
"Ino there is a difference between" he said. "I don't cook, and I'm too lazy to cook"
"I'm not lazy!" I said defending myself. "I just don't like to mess up my nails"
"Oh I should have known" Kiba said dryly.
"Besides I'm not Ino the housewife" I said. "I'm Ino the Beauty, model of the year"
"I know you even make that apron look sexy" Kiba said. I smacked his arm.
"Kiba you are still helping me cook" I said. Kiba groaned.
"Damn woman!" he said going over to the sink and washing his hands.
Akamaru Pov
"Wow Akamaru you are good" Kana said in spirit form.
"I know" I said back. Inari came up to me and kissed my cheeks.
"Aww! You're so perfect" she said planting more kisses on my cheeks "and cute!"
"I wouldn't say perfect" I said uneasily looking over at Kana. He looked like he might kill me. Inuzukas are known to be let's say aggressive… what can I say the women just love me.
"Hey Shrimp how about you let him go so he can finish his job" Kana said. Inari clenched her fist and her holding me turned into squeezing the life out of me.
"how about you stop calling me that" she seethed. Kana rolled his eyes.
"What you gonna do about it" Kana asked "I ain't scared of you Shrimp"
"Oh really" Inari said getting in his face.
"Does this sound familiar to anybody"
Ok well that was Guardian Chapter 4! Please review! I'll try to update faster. I hope the baby language wasn't to confusing. Much love! Geesh! Geesh!