A/N Hello beautiful people! Sorry for my lateness! This chapter does seem a bit rushed, so I apologize! I hope you enjoy it anyways:)

Thanks to: LegendOfZeldaFreak ! You like my failed attempts at comedy? THANK YOU xx Aha, there is more girly screaming in this chappy, do not fear ;)

Disclaimer: I do not own monkey language, Mushroom Kingdom, or Peach's violence, or Bowser's cup of Joe, or ANYTHING. EXCEPT THE WRITING. AND YEA. NO NINTENDO STUFFS. NONE. K BYE.

"What was that?" Luigi asked fearfully as Peach and Mario ran towards the window to find the cause of the shriek. As they looked down, a quite comical scene was developing. In one corner, what seemed to be a fox armed with guns was sitting cross legged on a very frightened toad. He was amusedly watching a blue falcon, who was also loaded with guns; scream like a little girl as toads began to swarm him.

"Fox!" Mario cried out, quite astonished.

"Falco!" Peach cried, equally shocked.

"Luigi!" Luigi cried, just because Luigi is a boss and he can do whatever he wants.

"Peach, Mario, great to see you again!" Fox said friendlily, as he waved from his perch on the toad, that seemed as if it was about to faint. The duo heard Falco scream something inaudible, as the toads that were around him began to prod his feathery body.

"That's it!" Falco shouted, pulling out his laser gun. "Say hello to my little friend!" he said, in a very terrible Mexican accent.

"SAYONARA SUCKERS!" he screamed, as he began to mindlessly shoot his gun everywhere. "Don't you dare!' Peach screeched, as she hiked up her dress and jumped out the castle window, her umbrella in hand. Fox was soon laughing his head off at the catastrophe that was happening. The toad had long ago fainted, but Fox saw no reason to leave his perch, so he stayed where he was. Soon Mushroom Kingdom was a whirl wind of curses, names being called, and the occasional "Luigi!"

"Don't you dare touch my toads again you filthy bird!"

"I SAID SAYONARA!"

"AHAHAHAHHAHA"

"Luigi."

"Peach, no!

"Oh my god, I can't breathe."

"Luigi."

"WHATS GOING ON HERE?!"

The chaos was pulled to a stop, as everyone turned their heads to face the deep voice that had shouted. Mario was trying to restrain a thrashing Peach, who was giving it all her all pluck each and every one of Falco's feathers out. Fox was passed out near the toad, apparently from lack of oxygen due to his mindless laughter.

Soon they were all facing a giant turtle with spikes which was laughing its signature deep laugh as he took in the mess that was Mushroom Kingdom. "What a bunch of misfits." He declared as he sauntered easily to a nearby coffee shop.

"Bowser, why are you here?" Peach snapped, as she attempted to regain her posture.

"Easy, easy, Princess, I'm not here to kidnap you or nothing. Even Bowser needs his daily cup of Joe." With that being said, Bowser grabbed a giant mug from the counter of the store and began his retreat back to his castle. "Wait Bowser!" Luigi cried, as he stopped his repetitive saying of "Luigi." Everyone then turned to face Luigi, who wouldn't usually face the Koopa King without running to hide under a table.

"Uh. Um. Well. You see."

"Spit it out!" Bowser yelled, as he took a quick sip from his mug. "W-well B-bowser, y-you've been invited t-to join S-super Smash B-brawl" Luigi finished with a squeak, as he ran backwards to hide behind Mario. Bowser chuckled as he took the information in. Behind him, Mario was scolding Luigi for not telling them that Bowser was going to be there as well, but Luigi just stood there shaking.

"I knew it." With another chuckle, Bowser left and walked back towards the forest and back to his castle. "I knew it."

"Well, that was strange." Fox declared, as he finally woke up. Falco was shaking violently as he came to sit next to Fox, with many feathers missing. Peach huffed, as the toads around her dispersed, after a round of "Hip Hip Hoorays!" in courtesy of their brave Princess. Mario sighed as he flopped down onto the floor, where he didn't get up from. Luigi was probably under a table somewhere.

"Let's get back to the castle, and talk about why you are here." Peach stated icily, as she picked Mario up off the ground, and sent a random goomba to look for Luigi. "Come along." With that, Peach turned on her heel and walked towards her castle, while a very nervous looking Fox and Falco followed, though rather reluctantly.

Deep in a forest

"I knew it!' Bowser cried as he stomped through the path towards his castle. "I knew Nintendo couldn't resist but put me, Bowser, eternal evil mastermind, back into their little game." He guffawed loudly, as his cup of Joe started sloshing around.

Suddenly, the forest was alive with monkey sounds, and Bowser smirked as a giant brown gorilla landed in front of him. "Eeeoooaaaahhh!" it screeched, as a smaller monkey landed beside it.

Bowser grunted and gave his own screech, while gesturing something to the two monkeys, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. They growled, and unwillingly gave Bowser a banana stock.

"See, I told you that I would get in." Bowser bragged, as he accepted the banana stock. "Nice doing business with you fellas." Bowser said, as he proceeded back to his castle. "Next time we meet shall be at the arena."

So apparently, Bowser the Koopa King could speak monkey. How odd. Diddy Kong and DK groaned as they climbed up a tree. "I knew we shouldn't have placed that bet with Bowser." Donkey Kong said, frowning at Diddy Kong, who looked quite ashamed. "Hey, I didn't know that big lug was going to be invited too! I thought I took his place!" Diddy Kong sighed. "No dinner tonight, I guess." DK said sadly, as they perched on their tree, and watched a still manically laughing Bowser pull their dinner into his castle.

Why did a giant turtle need bananas anyways?

Back at the castle

'So Fox. Falco. Any particular reason that you decided to stop by for a visit?" Peach asked, trying to keep her eyes from flashing as she sipped her tea.

"Well you see," Fox started nervously, as Falco refused to look up from his tea cup. "Uh, we sort of flew into Mushroom Kingdom, and our jets lost fuel, and well we jumped." Fox stated, as Mario gave him an encouraging thumbs up from behind Peach.

"Well then, I expect that you two have also been invited to join Super Smash Brawl?" Peach asked, calming down a little. Before the two could answer, there was a flash of white in the room as Master Hand appeared.

"You!" he cried dramatically, as he pointed to the two StarFox pilots. "Where have you two been?" he huffed, as he accepted a cup of tea from a shaking Peach, though no one knew how a hand was supposed to drink tea.

"Well, see, our arwings they-" Falco started, but he was immediately cut off as Master Hand took a sip of tea. How he managed that, nobody knows.

"I don't care. Anyways, I Master Hand, blah, blah blah, am here to inform you that both of you idiots have been invited to join Nintendo's new franchise Super Smash BRAWW- and yea you get the picture." Master Hand rushed, as he finished his tea and placed it on the table, where a petrified Luigi was now hiding. "Be there by tomorrow! All of you." And with that, Master Hand spun and disappeared.

"Yes!" Fox cried as he high fived a smiling Falco. "We're going back!"

"I've got to start packing!" Peach cried out again, as Luigi scurried out from under the table, and him and Mario soon started their roulette of "Wahooo!" s again.

Yup, everything was back to normal.

A/N So not my best, but I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless! Review if you please :D