THIS IS A DISCLAIMER THINGY BC MY FRIEND SAID THAT ID GET SUED IF I DIDN'T PUT ONE ON HERE N

SO I DO NOT OWN THE TWILIGHT SERIES STEPHANIE MYER OWN IT. SO HAHA U CANT SUE ME NOW!!

EPOV

Well im almost home to get Carlilse's mer-car…Bella uses that cause she cant sat mercaides. That's really funny to hear myself say that. Mer-car, mer-car. Omg it a mer-car! Wow I need a life. Ok so now im at my house. Here I go.

"Carlilse I need your mer-car!" I shouted even though he couldve heard me if I would have mumbled it. As he walked through the doorway, he had a strange look on his face. I take it its strange for someone other than Bella to say mer-car. Mer-car, mer-car. Omg it's a- ok ill stop.

"Um what? Why do you need my mer-car-ahh gah dammit u got me stayin it now."

"I need it cause bella got ahold of my car and."

"HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET AHOLD OF YOUR CAR? EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN U BETTER HAVE SOMETHING THOUGHT UP BEFORE I GET DOWN THERE." Ah good ol Alice, she's gotten alittle attached to Bella's saftey. Omg here she comes.

"Alice I can explain. Bella was being unattionally funny and I couldn't help myself. I fell on the floor and started to laugh but she took my car and then when I got to her she was goin faster than Bella speed. Then I tried to open the door and she locked it. So that's when I came here to get Carlilse's car."

"EDWARD, EXACTLY HOW FAST WAS SHE GOING? BE TRUTHFUL." Oh god this is not kool.

" She was going thry mils pr hor." I mumbled hoping she wouldn't understand.

"thirty- oh god edward that's way to fast. Why didn't you sto-wait are you telling me that a vampire that's extremely strong couldn't open alittle locked door?"

"yes and no. its my car, my baby and I didn't want to rip the door off cause itd cause the door to come off." I heard Emmet in outside burst out into laughter and say something along the lines of:

"way way way to easy."

"whats that supposed to mean?"

To be continued……

I know your prolly like that was sucky n stuff but I gotta go and I couldn't think of anything else so ima go now

: D please don't kill me!