1WoW Warsong Gulch Chronicles

Zode Appears! Super Ninja!

(Guest Star: Zode)

It's been a couple of hours since the beginning incident of the two sides. Time was of the essence while the Horde tried to summon their rogue friend Vector back. The Alliance had their spy Zero zoom in on Techa and Shamu's dispute. It's a weird story ain't it? Well it's gonna get worse dog!

"Hey guys I'm back! I got the video of the horde's next plan!" Zero said cheerfully coming in.

"Good now lemme take a looksie at it," Chilly said grabbing the video cam out of Zero's hands. He viewed the video but instead found it being Zero's foot. Chilly looked at Zero as if he had to deal with an annoying pest. He threw the Camera at Zero and the paladin spun around in circles dizzy. "You moron, your suppose to hold the camera up and face the lenses at them! Not at your fucking foot!" Chilly roared as his teeth got sharper.

"Don't worry were interrogating this rogue here," Davis said. John cocked his rifle and started aiming at Vector's head.

"So what's your team's plan?" John forcefully questioned.

"I don't even know my team's plan. What do you expect a mind reader?" Vector replied.

"Oh a smart guy huh? We have ways of making you talk!" John put away his gun and pulled out a box. "In here we have your dirty big secrets!"

"Wait how did you get a box of his secrets. I mean do zombies really keep their belongings in a box?" Davis asked leaning at the wall.

"Shush! I'm trying to make this suspenseful!" The dwarf pulled out a peacebloom and showed it to Vector. "What is this doing in your bag? Trying to smoke herbs huh?"

"You idiot! Why would I smoke? Besides if I did it would go through my lungs," Vector said looking away. He reached into his side pocket for his rare dagger to break his self free of his tied up state.

"Next question! What is Belle's bra and panties doing in your box?" John said hold Belle's belongings.

"What? Look Belle is good looking and all but I would never de-grade such a sweet looking night elf." Vector kindly looked at Belle. The night elf druid walked up to John and grabbed back her clothing.

"Ugh! You stole this not him!" She went to Bear Form and started mauling down John.

Techa and the other however were trying to solve things at their own hand. Jak the newcomer orc warlock tried his best to summon Vector back but instead his last three attempts failed.

"Ok wait up guys. I can summon him if I had a piece of object or something that belongs to him." Jak said coming in with his latest discovery.

"Well Vector was kinda quiet out of the rest of us. I mean he doesn't share anything with us except...his beer!" Shamu remembered and pulled out a mug of beer from his bag. "Oh and another object," he than pulled out Vector's poisons he lend.

"Ok lets hope this works," The warlock conjured up another portal and placed the two objects in place of a creepy looking summoning circle. The vortex exploded with red and black shifting through the room like a dark haze. A mysterious night elf was kneeling in the center. He had a dark black robe and a mask covering his nose and mouth. He was holding two out of date katanas and a set of shurikens on his belt.

"My name is Zode. Master ninja to the alliance. I serve those who require assistance that too includes the Horde. What do you wish for?" The night elf stood up and came closer to the group.

"Umm this isn't what we wanted," Techa whispered to Jak.

"Yeah but this guy might help us rescue Vector," Shamu added. "Ok we were wondering if you can save our friend from the Alliance base he looks like a rogue and well Im guessing he is short to. But not so short but probably regular oh and he holds a crossbow alongside with him just incase," Soon Zode disappeared and was out at the field running at mach speed towards the opposing base. Inside he shadow melded into the side of the stairs and waited for one of them to walk down. A paladin! This is going to be easy, Zode thought to his self. Zero walked down humming Happy Time into his mind and out came a huge smoke bomb right in front of his very eyes. Zode slashed at Zero a number of countless times. Next he dropped a stun bomb causing Zero unable to move. With a final blow to the chest Zode was able to bring down Zero and send him back to the resurrection point.

"Hey look it's a ghost person," Zero waved at the spirit healer. He then back in his own body and searched for the spirit healer. "Weird? I think he went to sleepy."

"God I hate my job being a ghost," The spirit healer. Zero soon reappeared in front of the healer's very own eyes. "Hey how you kill your self that quick?"

"Well their was a pointy eared man who came up to be and told me my shoe was untied. Then I looked at my foot and noticed they were Lightforge Boots without laces. I think I need to buy some this way I won't trip," Zero told the healer.

"Well just go back and guard the flag or something," The spirit healer sent Zero back to his body.

Three minutes later...

"Hey can you resurrect me again?"

"What that quick! You have got to be kidding me. What happened?"

"Well you see their was the pointy ear guy again. Except this time he told me that their was a ghost behind me. Then I turned around and thought to myself that there is no such things as ghosts."

"Ok well kid there is such thing as a ghost but...Never mind just go back," Twenty deaths later.

"Hey can I get another body resurrection again?"

"Jesus Christ! How the hell are you dying?"

"Well you see-,"

"No you used the same reason for the fifth time already! No their wasn't a fucking Nintendo Wii behind you! Your so stupid you fall for the same thing over and over again!"

"Yes can you please tell him to just guard the rock! I even had to killed myself just because of this moron!"

"Whoa It's Zode the ninja master!" The spirit healer shouted.

"Yeah thanks ok Zero you stay out of my mission and I'll spare you your life," Zode told Zero.

"Okay..." Zero replied. John looked at his weaponry of ranged weapons and had a hard time choosing.

"Hey why not try the crossbow?" Davis said picking it up. Zode came in thinking the warrior was the captive in distress. He flung a shuriken straight at John. The dwarf quickly ducked for cover and the invading night elf threw a smoke bomb causing the small room to go awry.

"Where the hell is he?" Davis coughed. Zode picked him up and tried to run off until Vector got off his tied up state and kicked him. Zode and Davis fell on the floor but the night elf ninja quickly got on his foot ready for battle.

"I can see it in you," Zode said.

"Hmmm an opponent worthy of my skills," Vector put up his Bloodfang Hood shielding his very own eyes. The two sprinted straight at each other and the katana and dagger clashed. Soon it was a battle of dexterity and wits. Zode pulled off a low blow katana swipe and the undead jumped over it. Then a Naruto Battle Theme played in the background. Zode threw a smoke bomb down on the ground. Vector assumed his position and listened for any signs of movements. Then a twitch was heard and Vector shanked Zode on the right shoulder. Zode retreated with a second smoke bomb followed up with a mithril stun bomb. Wrapping a bandage around his arm he then flung 10 shurikens straight at the rogue. Vector felt the blood on his side body. Zode then followed up with a thrust with his katana. The undead fell on the wall and saw the katana near his cheek. He noticed it was a low level blade. What could this be the very famous Zode Master Warrior Ninja? Vector thought. Then a moon fire blast was heard and Zode turned around seeing Belle holding her Aurastone Hammer and spellbook. Then all went black for the ninja master as he got knocked out.

"Holy Crap," Vector gasped trying to catch his breathe. Will The Horde be able to save Vector? Can this Zode come back on his foot and show what he's got?