Kurt is standing at his locker grabbing some books when Blaine comes up behind him
Blaine: hey you.
Kurt: smiling hey! Smile fades wait, what are you doing we can't be seen by anybody or else they'll tell Finn and Rachel!
Blaine: relax! Ok everybody knows we're friends they'll think that were just making small talk! Probably something about Glee Club.
Kurt: ok yeah so what did you wanna talk about?
Blaine: can't I just come to your locker to tell my boyfriend hello
Blaine loved the sound of calling Kurt his boyfriend and apparently so did Kurt, because he was smiling uncontrollably. Blaine leaned over to Kurt's ear.
Blaine: whispering Breadstix. Tonight. 8:00. Meet me at my house?
Kurt nodded and Blaine walked away. They were both so infatuated with each other that neither of them noticed a very pouty Mercedes watching from the end of the hall.
It is later in the day, and Kurt is at his locker again reading a book. Mercedes walks sassily up to his locker and slams it shut
Kurt: what the hell!
Mercedes: Ok white-boy, you need to come clean! What's going on with you and Blaine?
Kurt: Nothing! We're just friends!
Mercedes: Oh, don't give me that bull! I saw him whispering in your ear earlier!
Silence
Mercedes: Well?
Kurt: Fine! You caught us... Yes quietly I'm going out with Blaine
Mercedes squeals with delight
Kurt: But please don't tell anyone!
Mercedes: Why not? You should be flaunting Blaine around that boy is fine!
Kurt: it's complicated-
Mercedes gives Kurt a look that says "the safest thing for you and everyone in this hallway is to tell me now"
Kurt: Ok, as you know I am an honorary girl. So, that means I have to abide by the girl code and I'm pretty sure there's something in there that says you can't go out with your best friends brother... And to make it even MORE complicated, Finn is my brother, basically, so I you'd also be going out with my brothers best friend.
Mercedes: who cares? The Glee Club is close enough not to care who goes out with who's cousin or best friend or brother!
Kurt: Well when we're ready, we'll tell everybody. Ok?
Mercedes: Ok white-boy. Now cmon, let's get you to class.
They walk off together
Kurt: wait how did you know that Blaine was gay? No offense, but your gaydar sucks. Remember the whole busting my windows incident?
Mercedes: Oh, yeah... Sorry bout that... Look, I may not have that great gaydar but I know you well enough to know when you like somebody. Remember the whole Sam incident. I knew he wasn't gay but I knew you liked him right away.
Kurt: Ok but please, please, PLEASE don't tell anybody!
Mercedes: your secrets safes with me.
We are now at Breadstix with Kurt and Blaine. They are talking happily, too into each other to really pay attention to the food.
Kurt: so you really got to go to the Grand Canyon? That is amazing! You're amazing...
Blaine: I'm having a really great time with you... smiling
Waitress: ok boys! Will that be all? Or would you like some dessert?
Blaine: I'm good.
Kurt: Me too.
Waitress: ok then leaning over and whispering you two make a cute couple
Kurt's cheeks turn the slightest bit of red at this remark. But Blaine smiles the biggest smile possible.
Blaine: thank you.
The waitress walks off and Blaine reaches across the table for Kurt's hands. They stay there for a while just smiling. Neither of them noticing Rachel Berry outside looking at them with an appalled face. She walks through the door and storms straight over to the couple.
Rachel: What the Hell is going on?
Kurt's face suddenly turns pale and he snatches his hand away from Blaine's and hides it under the table
Kurt: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Rachel: I came to meet Mercedes here she said she needed to show me something. And I walk in to this! Kurt, you've got a lot of explaining to do!
Kurt: dammit, Mercedes! Fine! Blaine and I are going out! We have been ever since that day you sent us to go get the Casio!
Rachel: How could you hide this from me? I thought we were supposed to be best friends!
Kurt: oh come on! This isn't fair! You never would have told me about Blaine in the first place if he hadn't barged in during our slumber party!
Rachel: that's different!
Kurt: How?
Silence
Blaine: Um, should I go?
Blaine had been awkwardly sitting there while the two had been squabbling.
Kurt: No...
Rachel: I don't care that you're going out with my brother, even though the thought of that is totally gross in my mind, it's the fact that you didn't tell me! Like what you said when you found out about Blaine... Which is why I need to tell you something... I've been going out with Finn since I sent you two for the Casio.
Kurt: oh I know
Blaine and Rachel look at him dumbfounded
Kurt: I'm sorry Rachel, but you are just terrible at hiding this kind of stuff!
Blaine: So now that it's out in the open, maybe we can tell the rest of the Glee Club!
Kurt: I don't think that's such a good idea, you see Finn has been kinda over protective of me lately. I have no idea why, but me and my dad got to talking about me going out with other boys a couple days ago and Finn said that a good time for me to start dating would be after I graduate...
Rachel: yeah Finn does seem oddly protective of Kurt. Every time we get to talking about you he talks as if he would never let anything hurt you, which is so sweet!
Blaine: Soooo, just between the three of us?
Kurt: Well, actually Mercedes kinda found out today...
Blaine: Ok so then just the four of us...
We're now in Kurt's room with Kurt tutoring Blaine in French
Blaine: it's too hard! I don't understand! Blaine groaned in frustration
Kurt: come on just try it ok. Repeat after me, ouvrir la porte
Blaine: broken French ouvrir le port
Kurt: laughing I am pretty sure that you are not at the dock right now Blaine!
Blaine: ugh! So Kurt... How do you say "I love you" in French?
Kurt: je t'aime
Blaine: je tame tous
Kurt: Ha! You are so clueless! And so adorable...
Blaine leans in and kisses Kurt in small intervals. Both are smiling each time they break away, leaning their foreheads together. Kurt has perfect pitch, which means that he has excellent hearing, but this time he was too into Blaine and kissing him that he was oblivious to the sound of Finn's uncoordinated footsteps up the stairs as he opened the door.
Finn: hey guys, do any of you want cake my mom made so-
Finn sees the couple kissing and stops in his tracks. The two boys let go of each other and split faster than lightning could hit the ground. Their faces turning very red very fast.
Finn: what the hell..?
A bit of a cliffie there huh? Just keep reading as we go on there will probably be less Finnchel and more Klaine.