Oi! This is LostBoy! Sorry for updating slowly but I've been helping my parents working and I've been grounded from computers..((Sigh)) I'm once again sorry:

For not updating the story about Lee and Brandon.

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Jirayia: Anyway enjoy the book while 'I' do some 'research'.((Giggles like a school girl)).

Tsunade: Oh no you don't (( Drags Jirayia who was sulking to a chair and tied him up with reinforced strings with her womanly chakra.))

Shizune: ((Shakes head in disappointment.)) When will men ever learn.((Turns to male readers)) I mean you guys too. Scary face no jutsu! ((Her face suddenly turns into a chickens but with one eye two mouths and ears for her eyebrows)) RAWR! ((Scares all men away)) ((A/N: You guys don't have to leave)).

Naruto: I'm scared.

Me: Uhh...Can we get on with the story?

Yukiko: Naruto dono your dinner is ready.

Sasuke: Since when did anybody call that dobe 'Naruto dono?

Itachi: Hello Naruto kun,

Me: Hey! Hey! Anyone notice that I'm here?!

Sasuke: ITACHI! I'LL KILL YOU!

Sakura: Sasuke kun your so cool!

Orochimaru: Sasuke kun its time for training.

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto: Is it Ramen? Oh and hi Itachi san, come over for tea.

Itachi: I would love to.

Itachi, Naruto, and Yukiko sit in for some green fresh Japan Tea.

Me: ((Very Annoyed.)) If I CAN! Continue with this story I'll give each one of you ten ryo...

Everyone: Alright!

Enjoy the story!

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Back from the beginnings...:

((Akatsuki Base))

The Leader who's name shall not be spoken was sleeping soundly trying to grab his teddy bear who's name shall not be spoken but failed to find it. He opened his eyes to see a I.O.U sign and scream at the top of his lungs.

"WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!! THIS IS BULL SHIT!!"

((Back to Naruto and Yukiko))

"Naruto dono, I'm sorry for not paying attention what is my punishment?"

"Punishment? What punishment?"

"W-Well my sensei's trained me to protect you and accept any punishment that you are giving me." She replied with a sad facial expression where you cant see it.

"Well I don't get what your sensei's are getting at but you don't need any punishment."

"B-but Uz- I mean Naruto dono! If I don't take the punishment my village will not allow my existence!"

Naruto was silent for a moment.

"Why is that?"

"The reason? I don't know myself,"

Naruto had a thoughtful look on his face for two hundred milliseconds and it changed back to a small grin.

"Lets forget about this punishment thing and try to deactivate this trap full house."

"Hai."

As Naruto and Yukiko slid into the gates two alarms were set off..AND this what they heard.

"Katon: Goukakyuu no jutsu!"

"Aww shit..."

"Suiton Suiryuudan no jutsu!" Then water came gushing out of Yukiko's water bottle, formed into two water dragon and engaged the huge fire balls dispelling each other.

Naruto was pretty surprised to see Yukiko using Suiton jutsus.

"Wow...Are you a water element?"

"Hai."

"Cool..."

"Cool? What is "Cool"?"

"That jutsu was...AWESOME!!Can you teach me it some time later please oh please?!" Naruto pleaded.

"I-I don't know..."

"Puppy dog eye no jutsu! ((A/N: I'm gonna kill Naruto for not using it for my reviews.))

Naruto's eyes suddenly turned big with a look that will make a man or women say yes to everything that little dog wishes.

"Must resist..."

"Pwease oh Pwease Yukiko chan? I'll do anything you want for two days!"

Suddenly Yukiko's head dropped...Who has Naruto awaken?

"Hello Naruto kun, welcome to my dark side, if I teach you the jutsu what did you say you'd do?"

"Uh...do anything for you for the next two days."

"Well...Fine but you'll have to wait because how do I know that you mean it? Hmm?" She asked questioningly.

"I don't lie! I wouldn't lie to anyone!"

"Oh? Are you sure? I bet you there's one thing you still haven't done yet, if you can't complete that, than thats called a lie."

This made Naruto stiffen up a little bit, his face showing lots of depression.

"Just...Forget about it."

"((Sigh)) I'll be returning to my lovely house right now bye Naruto kun.."

That was all said before Yukiko's original aura came back. The poor Yukiko had no idea what happened to Naruto depression.

"Naruto dono? Why are you so depressed?"

"What do you mean depressed? Didn't you remember what you just told me?"

"Uh...Well I blacked out."

"What the heck? Er...Never mind I just want to get into this damn house and damn sleep."

With that Naruto started to the door, then he noticed a seal that was recognizable.

"Hmm a seal...Interesting." Naruto formed two sets of seals and shouted out, "Kai!"

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The door opened and inside there was a kitchen before him, two the right of the house was a fair living room, to the north were one room with a broken bed and one that was fine.

"Not much better than my old apartment..." With that Naruto and Yukiko went over to the old apartment to bring the stuff Naruto owned over to the new one, to Yukiko's surprise, Naruto's house was comparable to a den that just had some new touches. His old bed was torn in half, all his windows broken by rocks, his kitchen was fine and his bathroom detached and his old team seven picture was broken in half.

Naruto looked sadden to see his house all torn up but was happy that he is moving into a new neighbor hood where he won't be attacked.

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Naruto and Yukiko finished by ten at night and decided to go to sleep.

"I'll take the floor" they both said at the same time.

"No, you take the bed." again..

"If you don't take the bed, I'll punish you!"

That made Yukiko scared and she slowly climbed in the bed.

"This is a bed enough for four people Naruto dono, w-why must you take the floor?"

"Do I have to? Yukiko chan?

"Chan?"

"I use that suffix on every girls name unless she is a enemy to me."

"Oh..Yes you have to."

Naruto blushed a little bit but got into the comfortable bed grumbling about how bossy people are today.

"Good night Yukiko chan."

"Night Naruto dono."

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12:33 A.M. Naruto's house: Naruto's New bedroom...

Naruto was sleeping soundly while Yukiko was shivering so much the bed started shaking so much it was like a bed-jackhammer, though she was to sleeping her constant shivering woke the annoyed Naruto up. Naruto turned to see Yukiko's body constantly shivering while she was hugging herself...Naruto thought back why didn't she accept the blanket and caused him to have a flashback.

((Flashback))

"Naruto dono I insist you take the blanket, I'm perfectly fine."

"Yukiko chan don't be so resisting!" Naruto replied only to fine Yukiko sleeping ((A/N: She's faking it.))

((End of flashback))

"Damn...This constant shaking is so annoying.."

Naruto got up from his side, went over to Yukiko's side dragged his blanket over her cold form and tucked her in as a parent would do. Slowly her shivering stopped and she was sleeping more peacefully.

"Thank kami sama I know about this stuff."

Naruto dragged his sleepy self onto his side and went to sleep.

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4:30 A.M. Naruto's house in his room...

Yukiko slowly woke up as she felt very comfortable sleep last night ...well it was one of the best so you cant really complain. She was about to wake up Naruto only to find a teddy bear with kunai cravings in it, she read the cravings and gasped. After reading it she ran off...

((Letter))

"Dear Yukiko chan,

If you are looking for me you kinda slept in, I couldn't sleep with your constant shivering but I solved it, anyway I'm at obaa chan's (Hokage) tower, I'm training against my sensei.

Breakfast is uh...on the table I think,...oh well bye!"

Naruto Uzamaki.

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((Akatsuki Base))

The leader who's name shall not be spoken peacefully Again! Trying to grab his new stuff teddy bear only to find a paper like feeling. He opened his eyes, Gasped, then screamed.

"TORA CHAN!!FUCK YOU, YOU EVIL THIEF! I WILL AVENGE YOU TORA CHAN!!" and that was all he said before he began to suck on his thumb rocking back and forth.

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((The Paper said: I.O.U)) ((A/N:Lol, Naruto, whats with the I owe u thing?))

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((Hokage Tower: Same time the Leader screamed))

"TORA CHAN!!FUCK YOU, YOU EVIL THIEF! I WILL AVENGE YOU TORA CHAN!!"

"What the fuck was that?" asked Naruto who tried to wake Tsunade up.

"Huh? Who fucked who?" asked Tsunade getting up from her sleep.

"Oh some one screamed.:TORA CHAN!!FUCK YOU, YOU EVIL THIEF! I WILL AVENGE YOU TORA CHAN!!...I think."

"Oh...what are you doing here for gaki?"

"Is there any missions? If not I would like to train so I can rescue Sasuke teme's ass back.

"Oh yes, I would like you to challenge someone here to test your skills during these three years."

'Knock, Knock...'

"Come in."

Then Shikamaru and Temari walked in with bored looks on there faces but then surprised to see one blond hair ninja.

"Naruto?"

"Shikamaru?"

"Is that the brat who defeated Garra those years ago?"

"Yea thats the 'brat'"

"Shikamaru who is that? Is it your 'Girlfriend'?"

"No, I show her around when she comes here. It's a troublesome job."

Naruto walks up close to her examining her while she just looks puzzled then...

"Who are you again?" Naruto asked while scratching the back of his head.

"Ugh, You really have bad memory."

"Your fault for not telling me your name in the first place."

"I'm Garra's Older sister, Temari."

"Oh! Really? How's Garra any way?"

"He's already Kazekage, he's been doing well. The whole village respects him. Oh and he has two girlfriends."

Naruto's eyes widen a bit then soften and looked at the hokage monuments a bit then chuckled.

"Garra did everything I told him the day he and I fight didn't he? Though I don't expect him to be Kage so early..." "This just makes me want to work harder for the Kage's seat!"

Tsunade's eyes soften and she grinned a little.

'That Naruto, his body and maturity changed but his old self is still the same..'

'Knock,..Knock'

"Come in."

Sakura and Yukiko walked in Sakura had a small scared face while Yukiko's face was fuming.

"Wow Tsunade sama for the first time your awake!"

"The gaki woke me up."

"Ohayo Sakura chan, Yukiko chan!"

"Ohayo Naruto." "Ohayo Naruto dono."

"Naruto dono?"

"Long story, don't pick this subject again okay Shikamaru? Okay good."

'Knock,..Knock'

Everybody eyes turned to a window to see Kakashi sitting there with his normal face expression.

"Yo! Heres my report Tsunade sama,-Oh Naruto your home from training?"

"Hi Kakashi's sensei."

Naruto leaped out of the window talked with Kakashi for a few minutes then suddenly stopped.

"Naruto you okay?"

"Kakashi sensei, today is the day you will become the worlds most happiest mans on earth..." Drags hand to his Shuriken pouch and pulls out two objects. "I got you two of the latest copies of the Icha Icha paradise! Signed by the Ero Sennin himself!"

"((Gasps,Takes the books, eyes twinkle, smiles, gives Naruto a hug)) Naruto, right now I am the happiest man on earth, thank you."

"Uh hum, Naruto, as I was saying, you, Sakura, and Yukiko as Sasuke's replacement will be facing against Kakashi to test yours skills at two in the afternoon today. Dismissed."

"Oh and Naruto, Sakura, the area is training ground seven."

Everyone walked out without Kakashi because he Shusioned((I think)) some where else.

"Sakura chan, hows the rookie nine?"

"Well Naruto, Neji's already Jounin, and everyone else is Chuunin, your the only Genin right now."

Naruto saddened but quickly was replaced a huge smile threatening to tear his face in half.

"I'll be Chuunin in no time! I bet this'll be a piece of cake!"

"Yea Yeah..."

"Naruto dono, who's teddy bear did you use to leave your message for me?"

"Oh I forgot, Naruto who's she?"

"She's Yukiko Ikari, I don't know about her much but I think she'll be good friends with us and that was a Kawarimi no jutsu Yukiko chan."

They talked a bit more and went to eat. It was enough time to get to the training ground by then.

((Training Ground Seven: 3:54 P.M.))

Naruto was pacing back and forth while Sakura and Yukiko were staring at him in awe at how long he can walk back in forth for two hours and fifty four minutes.

"How can Kakashi sensei be so late?! I shouldn't have gave him those perverted books arr!" Naruto yelled in frustration.

"Naruto dono, how can you move back and forth like that for three hours? I'm sure that ten meters times seven hundred thirty two times you walked back and forth can probably make up a mile or two aren't your tired?"

Just before Naruto can reply a puff of smoke popped out of nowhere and appeared Kakashi.

"Yo!"

"YOUR LATE!" Sakura and Naruto yelled together pointing at Kakashi.

"Eh heh, Sorry I got lost in the road of life-"

"Kakashi sensei, you already used that four years ago."

"Oh I did? Oh well, we are going to do the same thing like last time, same rules and all." At this point Naruto and Sakura were on the ground sulking leaving Yukiko not know whats going on.

"Ah right, Sasuke used to be with us..."

"I still want you guys to come at me with killer intent to okay?" He said making the two bells jingle.

"Kakashi sensei you have no idea.-" Naruto started.

"How much we trained,-" Sakura added.

"We're gonna kick your ass!" Naruto finished.

"Alright, you guys have until tomorrow." ((Sets alarm clock up)) "Alright this time I'll be serious too..." Takes headband and removes it from covering his left eye revealing the famous Sharingan.

"Now lets see how you guys can handle me now!"

Yukiko behind Naruto waiting for orders while everyone else got into battle stance.

"Begin!"

Everyone took off into the bushes and trees.

'They matured greatly, maybe this time I can't read the new paradise book. I must be careful, this girl that follows Naruto...I have no idea about her skills-' His thoughts were interrupted as groups of Shuriken and Kunais were heading in his direction dodging it successfully but frowned when the weapons came back with strings attached wrapping him up.

Then, Naruto came out reaching for the bells just as a kunai poked his neck, the one who poked Naruto revealed to be Kakashi.

"Don't fall for so obvious traps Naruto,"

"You shouldn't fall for this so easily too Kakashi sensei," and the Naruto clone puffed out of existance.

'Naruto you have gotten a lot more intelligent than I would've thought you would..'

Kakashi looked around his surroundings to see it was very quiet...to quiet and decided to break the silence.

"Step one, Ninjutsu...A ninja technique that relies on chakra and hand seals. Let me demonstrate one for you guys... Katon: Goukakyuu no jutsu!!" Aiming it at a tree forcing a pink blur to move out of the way.

Then Kakashi heard a technique making his eyes widen.

"Suiton Suiryuudan no jutsu!"

After the two Jutsus engaged, steam appeared while the two dispelled each other.

'This is tougher than I expected...'

((A/N: I'm gonna skip some of the events so I'm gonna go on okay? Okay.))

((Same Area:5:56 A.M. Sunrise))

Naruto, Yukiko, and Sakura were hiding from Kakashi a good distance trying to figure up a plan before seven o' clock.

"I can't think of any thing Naruto you getting something?"

"I'm...Uh huh! I got a good one!"

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Kakashi was standing on a tree while reading his new 'porno' book while giggling like a school girl blushing so much that it showed through his two masks.

'Ruffle,..Stomp,..ruffle...'

"Hey Kakashi sensei...I gotta tell ya something..." Naruto whispered.

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Cliff Hanger! Hey everyone! This is part one!

Hope you enjoy it!

Please review!

Sorry for late review!

Byez!

Your story maker,

LostBoy.