Sherlock and the Key of Nightmares 5: Dog Days
I have anger for sherlok an watson! Scremed a batman. THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT DONE TO MY CHECKEN!
I will go to Lich King's hause and ask for asase and chikin! Said Batman fingieng his fingers. What bre done mus be done! To kill sherlok and watson and table and KICK ALL DOGS I HATE DOGS mus happen NOW!
O Great Dinosaur Emporer man I bow to your emporer presence what sits before me on chair! Siad Batman with angry face gone taken from chicken. They took my chickenand left me wi nothing but bufflo sase and now I must kill them, Sherlock and watson and Table. To kill them with bat-hands and a gun s my power now hahahahahas!
Batman's mind wa s destroyed an upset for sherlock breaking his xbox and jump off walls while karate chopping alfred seven times in slow lik matrickx. Make-turn me into seven FANTASTIC DINOSARS TO KILL SHERLOK AND WATSON!
But no soun cam and baman got upset.
I come for empty room? Where ar thousands of Dinosars and emperoer of all dinosars? Screamed batman? I must sword myself with spears and guns! I cannot live without power of dinosars! Aaaah!
Cam down your bats says Morarty all looking in suit. See, I brought chikin like you ask with lots of sase and new xbox for cod ghoists because I am evil.
YES! CHIKIN XBOX! Screams batman. Can I play cod ghosts onslaot dlc RIIGHT NAOW?
No. says moratry. We must open door of Melissa and bring that bitch who is so angry and stupid and horribble an who brokme up with peter an I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HEATEHATEHE
Door opens and Melissa enter.
I am here and being a bitch! She says. An now that I have dumped Peter and m FUCK YOU
FUCK
YOU
….
Now that I dump Peter an his stupid fanficks, I kill sherlok and morarty an all dogs because I am stupid cat bitch who spen all day on tumblr an masturbating to picture of Loki HE IS NOT
HOT
STOP
Good says morarty. Let us fijyt sherlok with you, stupid bitch. Go be a bitch and ignore peter who spent twelve dollar an sandwich what you throw away cause you don wan get fat. YOU ARE FAT AND I HATE YOU. I'M GLAD WE BROKE UP YOU STUPID FUCKING COW.
Sherlok and morarty on beach.
We mus bring dogs back! Says sherlok.
Eat my hot Italian salami or I kill you! Says watson. TOUCH MY PEENIS!
I already bot you chikin says sherlok. So yeah, stop or something.
No! Sayys watson. I kill you with this swod! Then I will kill table!
No! Says sherlok. Today I defeat you with magic! Today I stp you getting all horny abot me! This about me an table!
NOOOOOOOOOOO says watson. How defeat me with ice magic? Sherlok says that he went to americ to read books becase ther are no books in all england an drove cars all around to read magic books with pop-up wolves and furries that teach magic, yeah!
I am been having defeated! Says watson. Now I am becoming shame!
I am sorry my friend says sherlock. But you coldnt keep your snake in your oants so I use frost magic bye. I am strong. Stroinger than stupid TW Fanbois and STYPID FUCKING MESLIISA WHO DUMP ME ON VALENTIMES DAY
WHY
YOU BITCH
I WRITE POEM FOR YOUR BITCH ASSailants
ROSES ARE RRED
FUCK YOU.