A/N Happy St. Joseph's Day, Everybody!!! Woo and Hoo! Also the next chapter will be really long to make up for this chapter!
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Disclaimer: I own none of the characters! But I own the plot. I guess that's something. Lol.
Courtney flipped her long blond curls over her shoulder as she leaned forward across her desk composing a letter to her friend Prince Jason of Sweden.
Dear Jason,
Have you spoken to Robin lately? If you are feeling up for a migraine then I recommend writing her immediately. She's currently reminding me of Carly when she complains about Sonny. Not that I would tell her that can you imagine the look on her face. I can see you shaking your head at me like you always do when you think one of us is acting nuts. Anyway before I get too off track Robin has just found out that she is to marry Patrick. You're probably looking at this paper and thinking are we talking about the same Patrick here? The one whoim Robin hates? The one who hate her? Exactly. Now the whole letter makes sense doesn't it?! Her Mom has sent her to Patrick's palace for the next month. The last time she wrote me it was to tell me what an insufferable jerk he is. Apparently, he offered her his arm when they walked through the gardens, The horror! She hit him with her fan 'accidentally'. I hope this finds you well.
Love from your friend,
Courtney
Princess Courtney Mariana Sofia Corinthos of Italy
Courtney placed the letter in the envelope and addressed it before giving it to one of her ladies-in-waiting to have a servant mail.
Jason smiled shaking his head. He could almost swear that his friend's got crazier every time he heard from them. Actually he was sure they did.
Dear Courtney,
She's just sent me a letter. I'm almost afraid to open it. You can tell from the handwriting on the envelope that she was mad when she wrote it.
I suppose I should read it.
Jason paused in his letter writing and opened the letter his friend had sent him.
Jason,
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT JERK?! OF COURSE YOU CAN! THERE IS NOTHING SUPRISING ABOUT THAT IDIOT! HE FORCED ME TO WALK THROUGH THE GARDENS WITH HIM HOLDING HIS HAND! THE NERVE!!! AND TO FURTHER THE INJUSTICE OF THE WHOLE SITIUATION THEY'RE MAKING ME MARRY HIM! MARRY HIM! HA! I'D AS SOON KICK HIM! I hope all is well.
Love from,
Robin
P.S. Seriously, how long is my name?!
Princess Robin Genevieve Anastasia Devane-Scorpio of Monaco
Jason held back a laugh, bordering between concern for his friend's mental health and amusement with the whole situation. He decided he'd write her back later when it was safer with that resolved he turned back to his letter to Courtney.
I read her letter. She's on the verge of plotting his murder; I think she's currently planning where to hide the body. Are you as concerned for her mental health as I am? Can you say multiple personalities? She was screaming about Patrick one minute and the next she was saying I hope all is well. How's Nikolas? I heard from that you were going to go up to Russia and visit him. Carly told me when she was babbling on about how cute you two are together. She's over almost every week as her palace is just across the border from mine. I must say I love listening to her rants as much as you must love listening to Robin's. At least most of the time I hear Robin's in letters but Carly's are full on in my ear. Have fun with Nikolas!
Sincerely,
Jason
Prince Jason Nathanial Matthew Morgan-Quartermaine of Sweden
Jason placed the letter in the envelope and pushed it to the side of his desk taking out a new piece of paper to write his letter to Robin on.
Dear Robin,
Uh…yeah. He's a jerk…totally…the nerve of that guy offering you his arm while walking in a garden! That kind of behavior totally warrants being hit. You're marrying him? I'll come to the funeral of whichever one of you dies first. Good luck and Congratulations on your upcoming marriage!
Love from your friend,
Jason
P.S. It's fifty-three letters, which is incidentally the same length as my name how weird is that? Courtney's is only forty-four.
Prince Jason Nathanial Matthew Morgan-Quartermaine of Sweden
Jason smirked knowing that as soon as Robin noted the sarcasm in his letter he was a dead man walking. But the fact that Patrick was higher on her hit list and he was far away he didn't think she could kill him. Jason put Robin's letter in its envelope and gave both letters to a nearby servant. Just as the servant was out of sight Jason remembered that Robin was actually just across the border as she was at Patrick's palace and with that realization he knew he was dead.
A week later Patrick…
I can't believe the nerve of that girl! This morning she tripped me! Okay so I didn't actually see her do it, but I know it was her! When I collected myself off the floor shooing away anxious servants she was fluttering that blasted fan in front of her face, eyes sparkling with laughter. I swear she's planning my death. We will never survive a marriage. I don't know what our parents were thinking, but I do know that whatever it was lacked any form of merit, logic, and consideration.
A week later Robin…
It was so funny! This morning I was wearing my purple velvet dress with the white silk petticoat and Patrick made some comment about how I looked lovely! The nerve! So, I may have tripped him. I had to hide my laughter behind my purple fan. It's one of my favorites it has white silk trimming along the top. I think he noticed though not that I actually care, he can't prove it and it wouldn't look good to be accusing an 'innocent' princess of a neighboring country to whom you were betrothed of something. Anyway I have to go. I'm meeting Patrick for some party outdoors in the gardens. Oh joy! At least I won't have to spend all of my time around him as out engagement has not been and will not be officially announced until the ball at my palace next month. Jason's coming as he is from a neighboring kingdom so I can kill him for that little stunt he pulled in the letter he sent me last week!
A/N The parts with Patrick and Robin are written in their journals. And review so I can write the next chapter which will have Carly, Robin, Elizabeth, Jason, Patrick, Emily, and possibly Lulu and Lucky in the same place. (Carly and Robin? Elizabeth and Carly? Robin and Patrick? Anyone else see a problem? Heehee.) Review like whoa! This started out as 664 words when I prewrote it in my spiral and now it is 1,184 words!!!