A/N: LOL! Sorry, I had to add Cirque Du Freak/ The Vampires Assistant/ The Darren Shan Saga... But Jen does get to keep Madam Octa, cuz she's cool like that. Oh, might as well add that all the charecters (Jen, Chelsea, Emily, Kaylee, and soon to be others) are real people, and are my friends. My name is JEN! My friends gave me permission to add them to this story. There will be alot of crossovers, time-travelling, and the odd dance attack/ninja shit...

Jen was playing with her new found pet, Madam Octa, when Emily demanded that they should show the world what a group of zombie friends can do. Jen smiled, and Madam Octa(who got along quite well with her owner, and they went hunting together so they got along quite well) climbed up on Jen's shoulder, then nestled down. Chelsea was letting C.I.D. (Chelsea's Insanity Desise) take over and was flying in the church corridor. Kaylee, a Smoker and friend from school showed up the last night, was busy catching things with her tounge and strangiling them. Life was good for the zombie friends. But they were hungry.

The group went out to find something to sink there teeth, claws, and who knows what else into.

-With the Flock-

"Run, you guy's! THE ERASERS ARE GETTING CLOSER!" Max cried out to the rest. Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Angel, and Nudge. The started to near the edge of the street, when they heard growling, sobbing, coughing, and singing. The stopped, and Ari thought that they were giving themselves up. He was wrong.

-At the infected friends-

Jen screached, pouncing on the man behind the group of children with wings and ripped him shreads. Once she was finished, she started to eat. She was very hungry. The others joined her. Once they were finished, Jen curled up at Iggy's feet. She looked up at him. "I like you. You smell like chicken... or an owl. Maybe a hawk. I like you. I have no eyes! Are you blind? I like blind people. Maybe you should move in with us. I'd be happy if you moved in with us." Iggy looked confused. "Jen, stop talking." Emily snapped.

"OBOE!" Chelsea giggled. Kaylee was listening to her i-Pod. Jen smiled.

"You know I like my chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia pine
And that`s home you know
With sweet tea, pecan pie and homemade wine
Where the peaches grow
And my house it`s not much to talk about
But it`s filled with love that`s grown in southern ground
And a little bit of chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

And its funny how it`s the little things in life that mean the most
Not where you live, what you drive or the price tag on your clothes
There`s no dollar sign on a piece of mind; this I`ve come to know
So if you agree have a drink with me
Raise your glasses for a toast
To a little bit of chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

I thank god for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly, let it ring.
Salute the ones who died
And the ones that gave their lives so we don`t have to sacrifice
All the things we love
Like our chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

You know I like my chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love."

Emily started to scream and ran into a wall. Three buildings blew up. Jen grinned. "BOOM!"

A/N: This one was a crossover with Maximum Ride. Iggy is my favourite charecter. He enjoys blowing things up.

Izzy: Is that where you got my name from?

Me: No, Izzy. I got your name before I read the book. I was bored when I created you. Remember? You were a solider in World War II then you got shot and died, then you were a ghost and you find your body, then your a zombie until you blo your-self up with a time machine and Piper sowed you back together and you became human again.

Izzy: Oh yeah, I blew myself up *scratches behind head* that hurt.

Iggy: You blew your-self up? HOWZ?

Me: Iggy, you are NOT blowing your-self up.

Iggy: Damnit.

Max: How come you killed Ari?

Jen: *shrugs* When you have lived with an idiot genius mass murderer as long as I have, you learn how to break any bone in the body and you enjoy killing people you don't like.

Max: You scare me. Both of you.

Jen & Izzy: Good.