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A/N: this is a drabble and then some. 166 words. Adam's the Antichrist, right? So it fits. Ha. This is also a rough, so concrit would be gorgeous.
Adam was the Antichrist, but even the Antichrist, it seemed, wasn't able to get the girl of his dreams.
His first crush was on Belladonna L'mort, the pirate queen of the comic book "Seven Savage Seas." Adam knew it was over before it had begun. For one thing, she was two-dimensional. And though Adam had the power to bring her to life, she just wasn't his type.
All his loves since then had ended horribly.
But this one—this one was the worst.
What was a boy to do when he fancied his best friend?
Love letters, he'd found, didn't work. Especially when aforementioned friend was peering over his shoulder, making faces at him. Rumors didn't work. Even saying it outright didn't work. She'd been oblivious.
"Yeah, I like you too."
Adam tried one last time.
"No, I mean in that way. Y'know."
The girl laughed. "I already knew that." She grinned, and kissed him on the cheek.
Pepper had always been good at keeping secrets.