Jashin's Prophecy
Recap!
"You're fucking late!"
She bit her lip some, "S-sorry… I I d-didn't mean to be." she said biting her lip even more. "P-please f-forgive me." she said bowing some.
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"You stutter too much, first part of your training, stop fucking stuttering."
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"I will… if… you stop cursing." She whispered, she didn't stutter which was good, but… did she just say what I think she just did?
I twitched some, "What the fuck did you just say?!" I was very pissed now, what the fuck does she mean 'If I stop cursing?!' I'll stop if I Jashin damned want to!
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Once I'd finished I looked at myself in the mirror. My hair was about waist length, I was finally tired of it. I took out a pair of scissors that were convinently at my sink and then started cutting away at my hair. Soon my hair was in multiple layers, being about shoulder length now.
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Chapter 4
I sighed as I walked down the hallway; there was a slight breeze in the air. It was kind of strange, this place seemed so empty today, "H-hello?" I called; my voice even seemed to echoe. Where is everyone? I was very confused. I continued walking along and then walked up to Pein's office, to see if anyone was there. Mainly I was looking for Konan, because she was always with Pein… but no one was there. I continued walking, "Hello?!" I bit my lip some and then walked into the living room and then… sudden blackness.
"TIME FOR YOUR FUCKING AKATSUKI INITIATION!" I heard a very familiar voice call. No doubt it was Hidan, with his fowl mouth… wait… did he just say initiation? My eyes widened some and I felt him sit me down in a chair. "Okay bitch! This is how the fucking initiation has worked since… well… Kisame joined Akatsuki. You will fucking do what ever the hell we tell you to do. We have three games to play…"
"H-hidan? What if I d-don't want to go through with this?" I asked in a very innocent voice. I was scared as hell, pardon my… wait… Hidan curses all the time… who gives a fudge nutter.
He smirked; I didn't have to see it. I could almost feel it, "Then your life as an Akatsuki member will be living fucking hell."
I bit my lip, "Fine… please continue" I asked then, I could feel him smirk again, "Let me guess… I'm gonna have to wait till the game starts to find out what we're playing." I said and then I was un-blind folded. I could see every Akatsuki member standing before me.
"Ex-fucking-actly." he smirked and then stood with the others, "Pein will give you further fucking instructions"
Pein stepped forward, "Alright… Hinata Hyuga, your first task in this initiation is-" he was soon cut off by a kid in an orange mask with a black swirl on it.
"Tobi thinks she should do something entertaining!" the weirdo talked in third person… kind of reminded me of this one anime I used to watch… what was that anime?
"Tobi, please shut up and let me continue." Pein said, he was very annoyed with Tobi's behavior, "You have to eat Deidara's cooking." He bit his lip then, seeming like he was gonna laugh.
Hidan gasped, "Oh Jashin… that's fucking bad."
Deidara made a confused face, "Wait… what's that supposed to mean?! I cook fine!!!"
Konan looked at Deidara and shook her head, "You burned water! You cook horribly!" she stated, and if that was the case then he must really suck at cooking. Just then, I was kind of scared. Oh god, then what must it taste like? The thought seemed to scare me even more. I really didn't want to do this… but I guess I had to.
"Fine…" I whispered, "I just w-want to get this over with!" I said kind of annoyed.
Deidara nodded and then brought in some of his newly made soup. Everyone called it the soup of death actually, "Pft… I think it tastes fine!"
Konan shook her head, "Yeah if you like the taste of anchovies, clay, smoke, chili, tomato, jalapenos, left over strawberry short-"
"Okay, we get it!" Deidara said, kind of annoyed. He handed the bowl to Konan who then handed it to Hidan.
"Why the fuck do I have to do it?" Hidan asked as he held the bowl of soup, it looked very grosgusting (gross and disgusting) he made a face at the smell, "and what the hell is this?!"
Konan laughed, "I think it was supposed to be spaghetti."
Deidara rolled his eyes, "Actually, its pudding"
As Deidara said that everyone seemed to made disgusted faces, some even gagged a little.
This was going to be hell, I knew I wouldn't be able to do this without puking, "Oh… god… I don't want to do this!" I said rather loudly, "I'd rather my life be living hell than this!" she said and then Hidan smirked some, I closed my eyes.
"Well… damn… you're the first one to refuse. You fucking passed the test." Hidan said, kind of surprised.
I gave a confused look, "What?"
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I laughed, "Just kidding! You already fucking agreed so you're going to have to do it!" I was teasing her of course, she really didn't have to, but it was way too much fun to do this.
Hinata then glared at me, "Alright… seriously… stop fucking around with me, it's not funny!" she said in a rather pissed off voice. That surprised me. She just… cursed. Now that's more fucking like it.
Konan laughed then, "Relax Hinata, it's a sick initiation joke… just think of it as… prank hazing"
She nodded, "Oh…" she looked really confused, but I'd expected much.
"DINNER'S READY!!!" I heard being called from the kitchen, it was Itachi, who'd sneeked out of the room not too long ago.
And with that we set off for dinner!
Emoanimeducky: sorry about the short chapter, I was having huge problems with my comp, I was going to update this a few days ago but my internet was like, screw you, I'm not gonna update… so yeah lol